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haha itβs hard to type bc my dog is making me laugh
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SHE CANNOT DIE
MWAA HAHA HAHA
lol I didnβt die π
lol
Roxys dead love demon inside her
tysmmm!β₯οΈβ₯οΈ
your welcome
DEAD
I KNEW THERE WAS A DEMON INSIDE HER
NOO
lol π
*crawls in a dark corner *
*hisses*
cause I h8 that stupid old pick up truck you never let me drive!
are you singing this in a dark corner π
as far as Iβm concerned your just another picture to burn burn baby burn
LET IT BURNNNNNNNNNNN
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NOO
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk At our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch And homemade egg-nog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know what to think of him 'Til he sang "Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad" Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife Lynn And the two identical twins From his second wife Mary Nell Of course he brought his new wife Kay Who talks all about AA Chain smoking while the stereo plays "Noel, Noel, The First Noel"
WHAT
Hallelujah, everybody say, "Cheese" Merry Christmas from the family
lol?
um?
itβs the Christmas song mom makes us listen to every year bc are dad is a red neckπ
itβs stupid
lol
lol
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motor home in They blew our Christmas lights Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we all waited out on our front lawn He threw the breaker and the lights came on And we sang "Silent Night, oh Silent Night" Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on Make Bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go We need some celery and a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
lol
hehe
Hallelujah
lol
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me hungry
hmm same
Iβm about to play the other disc of Taylor Swift is you wanna hear sky?
no Iβm good
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ok
brb.
who wants to see rocks growing for
sure
wait what?
idk lol π
nice
cool
CANYONS
Squirrels are behind most power outages in the U.S. ... Spider webs were used as bandages in ancient times. ... A woman who lost her wedding ring found it 16 years later on a carrot in her garden. ... One-quarter of all your bones are located in your feet.
lol
WHAT
OH NO
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Tom I need to talk you but itβs not about you and sky Iβm fine with that βΉοΈ
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