oh and my cousin now rps, but on discord and I help him out there sometimes too

ŵtfmy dude that’s rotten luck

I get up at 6:25 to go to school, but I mostly just watch Netflix during the extra time

so how long do you sleep ? like if I had to do all of that I wouldn’t sleep 10min, and I usually sleep 10/11 hours per day bc issues

wow

me and my friend made a list of all of the people I’ve had a crush on

apparently I’ve had a crush on 61 persons and been attracted to 73 (like airport crushes)

hahaha

do u remember the girl I liked ? the one I told u abt bc I was getting mixed signals ?

soo at the time I sent that I was convinced that she didn’t like me and that I had gotten over her

problem is that I caught her staring at me 3-5 times today, and one of them we stared at each other smiling and blushing for some time

thanks, Percy’s my current favourite actor, if u don’t count Jenna

but what if you’re wrong, and she doesn’t like me, and then I fxxk up and I get treated like sx!t by her and her friends ?

also we haven’t talked since like the end of October

and last time we talked I had a panick attack

what part of *both people are ignoring each other* says *one of them goes to talk to the other*

I know

I’ll probably try to start a conversation with her tomorrow, if we just happen to run into each other. doubt it though

it’s just that there’s too much to risk

either il tell her and we live happily ever together, or I lose all of my friends and family

scratch that, I lose my friends.

I already lost my family a long time ago anyways

thx bish

can u tell me what a fruity girl in the closet would do when she has a crush on u ? so I can compare what has happened with that

hmmmm that’s ok, do u have any ones for when she’s out to her friends but not to everyone then ?

that be great thank you !

can’t relate, people can tell exactly when I’m lying

also smth really weird happened today

so basically it’s the last day of school before Christmas holidays

and the bish has been ignoring at me/ staring at me weirdly all week

and then randomly comes up to me while I’m with my friends, hugs me, kisses me on the cheek and goes merry Christmas ??

like yes merry Christmas to you too but why r u talking to me again ?

one of her friends was with her and we awkwardly hugged after that, but somehow that was less awkward

yeah that’s fine, after all it’s not like they know each other or smth

ok thank you sm !!!

NO !!!!

also thx 4 the tip

FIRST OF ALL R U SURE HE ISNT ACTUALLY 80

OR A FBOY

… im just gonna act like I understood what u said abt snapchat

but he sounds okay, for now

wait is that a compliment or a : u should find help

and that is another reason why I’m glad cheer barely exists in Europe

also I hope it wasn’t too awkward

Erin I swear to god if ur dead

that’s not much better !!!

also I finally got a phone

and I hope u get better soon

ty!!!!!!!!!

as u can tell I am abnormally I am weirdly proud of myself

take out the I am weirdly

ooh yes I’d love too !

also that’s a much better risk if you ask me

wait fall from where

from a girls shoulders in cheer or for the snapchat boy

ur at high risk of falling over… from a concussion… is that considered a normal injury in cheer ??

ah ok so once in a lifetime thing that’s better, though it’s not good that it had to happen to you, sry

u r officially the only person I know that goes “lol” about that one time they got a concussion

and ur very good at it

17 hours

u slept for 17 fxxxing hours !!!

laughing at concussions isn’t your job, having a bad sleep schedule is

like you have a worse sleep schedule than me, and I sleep 10 to 12 hours each day

when I can of course

hahaha I just sent my crush a snap saying hi after not talking for months I’m scared

8:30 ?? 5 ?? it’s a good sleep schedule when you think of it but if u tried to do that in Spain, you would never have time to eat dinner or get anything done. Spaniards literally only function after 18:00 (6 o’clock for u)

my dude I may have severely fxxxed up

I relapsed

but forget that I have the girl’s instagram and snapchat now

and I may or may not have sent her a hi

and she may or may not have responded

and I sit next to her best friend in class so that’s awkward

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Im very proud of you

oh my goodness 🙄

Erin, I love you in the most platonic way possible, but this is getting out of hand

if you get one more concussion, I swear to the Greek gods that I will murder you

slowly, and painfully

Erin.

how is that even a question

YES OF COURSE IT FXXXING COUNTS

at this point I’m getting grey hairs from how much your life stresses me out

ok what the fxxk

what the h3|| do they do in America

like

Im concerned

really, concerned

really really concerned

yeah well once trump has his heart attack ur government won’t have any reeeeaaaallllly sxxty representatives

since republicans are fading into the background

but forget that, IM SO PROUD GO HAVE FUN AND SLAY

but please don’t get another concussion

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 IM SOO PROUD !!!!!!!!!! (however what does 2a school mean)

it really does

aah ok that makes sense

ooooh

hope u get better

is there a single week when something doesn’t happen to u ?

like the most eventful thing that has happened to me this week is being in the middle of the drama between girls of my friend group

bxxxh

the pope just decreed that being gay is not a crime

wait what why ??

also how do they owe you 20 bucks ?

oh ok

but ur okay though right ??

ok cool

wait

its really stupid

but I’ve known (kinda) u for 3 mfing years

and I don’t even know ur favourite colour

that is the gayest response ever to what is ur favourite colour

u didn’t just say green, but a very specific type of green

oh and nah she hasn’t

like

Im just trying to to get over her tbh

I mean for anybody else I could, but for this bish it’s been extremely hard to do sooo

you just made it gayer

or paint your face in the colours of the rainbow to match your gayness

but dude I swear I tried

every time I get over her

BAM

they show me the tiniest bit of remorse and the cycle starts again

wait

bruh

I’m in uni in 3 years

aren’t u 2007 ??

I’m going to pride with u

I intend to go to the biggest pride parade in the world as fast as I can

and paint my face into the bi flag

beautiful

I’m going to get me a sign that says : apparently I shouldn’t bi here

lol

I have a very important question

and it might be offensive

it has to do with the fact that ur American

do people there really think that Paris is the capital of Europe

or randomn sxxt like that

APPARENTLY IDK MY FRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK AND THEY ASKED HER WHERE SHE WAS FROM, AND SHE SAID FROM MADRID, AND THEY ASKED IF THAT WAS IN FxxxING AFRICA

like bruh

she said it was in the same country as Barcelona and they went : ooooh you mean EUROPE

honestly

what the absolute fxxk

hhahaahh

is New York the equivalent of France then

(everyone hates France. we don’t even know why, we just do)

hahaha true

it really i horrible, and then most of the time people think u already know how to do smth so there isn’t a tutorial 🙄🙄

wool contest ? good luck though

lmaø I could never, I cant even pass exams I study 4 😂😂

sooo guess who isn’t pining over the same chick they liked 10 months agooo

oh sxxt it’s been 10 months

dont worry, I’m sure you’ll do amazing next time 💗💗

i for one would have crashed the car the second I got in it

well then that’s as good as passed

besides, it’s the same test every time, so next time u do it u’ll remember the answers from this time

well then u passed anyways !!

congratulations bish

hope u get better soon bish 💗

I haven’t gotten physically sick for a while, sick of people yes, but not bc of bacteria or smth

is there anything u haven’t broken ?

o wait

I have broken smth

my wrist

3 years ago

and my heart

multiple times 😂

omg CONGRATULATIONS 🎉

also sorry I really thought I responded, sorry

that’s amazing 🤩 🤩🤩

tbh i haven’t been to a contest in a while

what I do is mostly just research on this randomn asxbiology thing

which is basically the chromosomal changes that acute myeloid cancer can give to the various myeloid cells in the created in the bone marrow and how we can stop these changes from happening

or I can do how and why AML occurs after chemical therapy and how we can stop this from happening

which is easier but the solution is a lot harder to find bc everyone has different reactions to therapy

lol

what kind of science do u like though ?

aaaah I love them 😍😍😍

wow that’s a lot of sciences

I’m only good at biology, chemistry is fine low key, but I’ve never heard of forensic sciences before

loll

oooh so it’s like criminology ?

cool dude

nah man no way

wish my dad was like that lol

he grew up in 80s 90s, but the real slay was my mom

lived all over world though, so she didn’t have that many romantic relationships

what a slay though, having a playboy type hot dad

maybe, but usually I just wish I could travel as much

dw, it could be weirder

also some scientist published a report a few years ago saying that humans were usually attracted to people that looked like them, so it makes sense that you think he looked hit

lol same, me and my dad are polar opposites

like, I could tell you he’s from Norway and u could believe me

but the second I tell someone I’m English they go : wait, I thought u were from *insert randomn Hispanic country*

but yeah it does make sense, but how does my pining over fictional characters fit into that logic

like

they don’t look like me

in fact we have nothing in common

starting with the versions obvious fact that I’m real

and they’re not

DUDE

NOBODY TOLD ME TO BEWARE THE GENDER CRISIS

AND NOW IM HAVING ONE

SHI’ITE

SXXT

indeed I did not

slay

cannot relate though (on the losing interest in girls)

but yes true

*truuueee

like

I’m still sticking to Catholicism

but like

the quxxr friendly version

not the *being gay is a sin* and *trans people are mentally ill and crazy*

you do you indeed

ooooh pray tell

he kinda looks like if Jeffery Dammer was a therapist