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If you haven't watched this GO DO IT RN it's an actual goldmine of amazing quotes I love it more than I can say

I SAW THE FIRST FIVE EPISODES OF SEASON TWO LAST NIGHT BUT IT GOT LATE AND I WAS TIRED BUT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY SISTER BEFORE I CAN WATCH MORE

I’m assuming you read the books and can we talk about how little of a fûck Lemony Snicket gave?

lol no I'm never okay and yes definitely you're a genius

I mean idk I don't really know what my problem is I'm just a chronic mess

THANKS 🖤

also that’s a bomb show

ooh nice

what’s the jackman like?

you should read it! it’s funny , creative and has a nonbinary side character ( though they are on the villain’s side)

also I’m considering doing something with the whole traveling queen thing

do you wanna hear what I have so far?

so the two queens are named Regina and Connie

regina is the queen regent ( the one who’s in charge of the kingdom) and Connie is the queen consort ( the queen’s wife)

Regina is bisexual demiromantic, and chats with her wife via phone calls whenever Connie is traveling

Connie is adventurous, loves architecture and once took a photo with a tiger and sent it to Regina with the caption “ Mittens ( their cat) new friend!!”

Connie also calls Regina “ reg” and they’re really lovey dovey . Whenever Connie is home, they’re almost exclusively side by side

Regina is also very smart but way less adventurous than Connie so she doesn’t travel with her ( also reg cares about her kingdom and wouldn’t abandon her people)

the bodyguard who travels with Connie is for the most part aroace

he would diddle Bigfoot if Bigfoot was real

feel free to kinkshame him for that!

he doesn’t have a name yet tho

the queen’s are also friends with this butch lesbian empress and her wife who’s a zoologist

also the butch lesbian part reminded me of the time when I said aloud in the girls locker room “ am I more of a femme or a butch?” and my friend mikayla went “ you’re a bîtch “

she wasn’t wrong tho

thank !!

the zoologist is named Nadia and she has a little sister named Nia who lives with Nadia and her wife

whenever someone asks if Nadia and the empress will ever have kids they’ll both joke and say something along the lines of “ we’ve already got our hands full with Nia”

I’m not sure how old Nia is but just assume young enough for her sister and sister in law to have to raise and take care of her

so the ages are : Regina and Connie : both in their mid 20s

Nadia: mid 20s

empress: late 20s

bodyguard: early 30s

happy Easter