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ok I’m packing bc I’m moving and stuff so my responses might be delayed
o Mkay LoL
so imma remix Harley Quinn and u remix joker and another character and I’ll make another character. k?
ok, do you want like the actual joker joker or someone who is like him?
what do u mean😂
bc like I still want him to love Harley but be joker at the same time ( not abusive and šhît 😂)
yeah ik but like how you did it, do you want me to remix the actual joker or like an anime person like him
OOOOoooooo
well I’m dumb😂😂 it’s up to u
haha ok
yeah lol
oof I love it!
alright cool 😂
😂😂
ok so what gonna be ur next character
do they gotta be villains from like the original thing?
like the original series?
just like tiger bad guys like cat woman and stuff like that
o well yeah they’re bad guys originally so yeah😂😂
ok I’ll make catwoman then
ok I’ll make batman😂😂
I was gonna make him anyway😂😂and Robin
is that ok? what I made?
yeah sure it’s up to u😂😂
Kay
alright
mkay you wanna start?
sure
Harley: * snores*
Bruce: * heavy breaths as he sleeps*
joker: *rolls over and puts his arm over Harley and pulls her closer* // catwoman: *jumps from rooftop to rooftop heading towards the bank* (does she have a different name?)
joker: *spins the car around and does it again* get him harls!
Harley: * shoots at him** looks up* AHH!// Robin: * grabs her out of her car and starts beating her*// Harley: * is trying to find her gun and defend herself but cant*
joker: *stops the car with a screech and jumps out* *grabs his gun and shoots Robin in the arm* no one touches my harls! *kicks him off of her*
Harley: * heavy breaths * * grabs her bat* // Batman: * puts his foot on her back so she stays down*// Robin: * fights him*// Harley: * tries to reach for her gun* * groans* // Batman: * grabs her gun and points it at her head* Enough of this // Harley: THEN LET IT BE ENOUGH: * kicks him off* Stupid jerk
joker: *shoots robins other arm and in the stomach* *turns the gun on batman* get away from my harls
Batman: * growls at him * one day u two will be in Arkham// Harley: uh yeah when we’re dead and our beautiful bodies will be displayed as “ they were finally caught” * smirks* bc u will never catch us! // Batman: * growls and punches her so hard her nose bleeds*// Harley: HEY!JERK
joker: *shoots his leg* HURT HER AGAIN AND ILL GET YOUR HEAD! *aims at his head*
Harley: * runs to Joker and hugs his arm*
joker: *still aims at Batman’s head* *holds Harley’s hand*
Harley: * holds his hand too* // Batman: u two will get caught ToDay!// Robin: comes from above and Hits joker in the head hard enough to make him pass out*// Harley: PUDDIN!// Batman: * grabs her and hand cuffs her and ankle cuffs her* // Harley: HEY! PUDDIN! WAIT! PLEASE!
joker: *passes out* *collapses to the ground*
Robin: * puts joker in Batman’s car as well as harley*
Harley:* tries to wake up joker*
joker: *comes to his senses* what..? where am I?
Harley: * groans * batbrat’s car
joker: *sits up completely* what?! *tries to kick open the door*
Harley: * sighs and leans on him*
Robin: KNOCK IT OFF! OR ELSE!
joker: or else what *sneers* you cant do anything *kicks the door harder and tries to smash the window*
Robin: I’ll ràpe Harley right in front of u. * glares at him*// Harley: * eyes widen*
joker: *narrows his eyes* *doesn’t say anything back*
Robin: * glares at him* that’s what I thought // Harley: * scoots close to joker and leans on him (
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joker: *rubs her leg* *whispers to her* we’ll get out of here
Harley: * nods* * leans as close to him as possible *
joker: *puts his arms around her*
Harley: * is now scared if robin will touch her* * hugs him tight*
joker: *protects her and sits in a protective way around her*
Harley: * leans close to him* ...I love u
joker: I love you too harls
Batman: * stops the car* where here u two love birds// Robin: * gets out of the car and grabs Harley* // Harley: * tries to get away*// Robin: * grabs her chest just to stop her* ENOUGH OR ELSE!// Harley: * heavy breaths and stops * * tears up*// Batman: * grabs joker*
joker: *snarls and tries to get free* *fights with all his strength*
Batman: * groans and let’s go of him*
joker: *punches him in the face and then runs over to diving and does that same thing as well as kicks him in the stomach*
Robin: * groans and let’s go of Harley g
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Harley: * runs behind joker*
joker: come on harls let’s get out of here *jumps into the car batman used and turns it on, revving the engine*
Harley: puddin Batman can control his car like a video game! let’s just run!
joker: *growls in frustration* fine! *grabs her and starts running*
Harley: * runs with him*
joker: where to? *continues running*
Harley: anywhere!
joker: *runs into and alley*
Harley: * follows*
joker: *ducks into a building he uses as a hideout and locks the door behind harley once she walks in*
Harley: * walks in * * hugs him*
joker: we’re safe here harls *looks around* this is the headquarters for all villains
Harley: I know I know but know how I get when other people other then u touch me..
joker: *nods* I know harls, I’ll never let it happen again
Harley: * nods * * hugs him tight* * heavy breaths *
joker: *pulls her into a room off to the side with no windows* we’ll be safe here
Harley: * nods * ok puddin
joker: *sits on a couch that’s in there*
Harley: * sits on his lap and lays her head on his chest *
joker: *wraps his arms around her protectively*
Harley: * buries her head in his chest*
joker: *pets her hair*
Harley:* pecks his cheek *
joker: *smiles*
Harley:* smiles and kisses his lips*
joker: *kisses her back*
Harley:* puts her hands on his chest *
joker: *puts his hands on her waist*
Harley: * deepens the kiss*
joker: *smiles into the kiss*
Harley: * slowly unbuttons her shirt*
joker: *chuckles and takes off his shirt*
Harley: * giggles and takes off her shirt * * kisses his neck and puts her hands on his chest *
joker: *groans* that’s nice harls very nice
Harley: * giggles * u like that?
joker: why of course *smiles*
Harley: * giggles * do u want more?
joker: yes please *does his joker smile*
Harley: * giggles and kisses his collar bone*
joker: *groans again and unbuttons her jeans*
Harley: * giggles * * kisses the other side of his neck*
joker: *smiles seductively*
Harley: * giggles *
joker: *starts sliding off her pants*
Harley: * giggles and kisses him*
joker: takes her pants off and fiddles with her bra*
Harley: * giggles and kisses the corner of his jaw*
joker: *takes off her bra and caresses her breasts*
Harley: * giggles * u like them puddin? * smirks*
joker: *licks them* oh yeah definitely *smiles*
I’m might get dirty just saying
it’s ok. I’m reallly realllllllllly happy bc my food slave-* coughs* mom is getting me a cheeseburger! 😂😂
Harley: * giggles and kisses his forehead *
joker: *inserts two fingers into her*
lol nice
Harley: * moans*
joker: *puts in three* *gets hard*
Harley: * moans more*
joker: *stands up and shrugs off his pants and boxers*
Harley: * smiles seductively * I like what I’m seeing puddin
joker: *grins and gets on top of her*
Harley: * giggles * * purrs*
joker: *inserts his tip and caresses her breasts again*
Harley: * moans*
joker: *puts it all the way in and starts thrusting his hips into hers*
Harley: * moans loudly *
joker: *does it faster*
Harley: * moans*
great rp 😂😂
joker: *takes it out*
😂😂😂
Harley: * heavy breaths *....* giggles *
joker: *grins*
Harley: * smiles at him* * puts her hand on his cheek *
joker: did that make you feel better?
Harley: * giggles * very
joker: *smiles* yesss
Harley: * giggles and kisses him*
joker: *kisses her*
Harley: * smiles* I love u
Harley. * kisses back*
joker: I love you too harls
Harley: * smiles and hugs him*
joker: *hugs her*!
Harley: * cuddles him*
joker: *holds her close to him*
Harley: * smiles * * falls asleep *
joker: *watches her, smiles and closes his own eyes*
Harley: * coos*
joker: *falls alseep*
asleep*
The next day
k
Harley: * wakes up* puddin?
joker: *is half asleep still* huh..?
Harley: * screams* TWO FACE WHAT THE HÈLL!?// Two Face: O. O...
joker: *sits up fast* what? what’s going on?
Two Face: * stutters*
joker; what the hèll happened?
Tao Face: I come here. like I do every day. and I walk in to this!// Harley: * starts putting her clothes on*
joker: *covers himself* well get out!
Harley: * gives him his clothes *// Two face: Sorry! * walks out*
joker: *puts on his clothes and grumbles to himself*
Harley: * hugs his arm*
joker: *kisses the top of her head*
Harley: * smiles* are u going to work today?
joker: I don’t think so harls (what’s his work?)
he works for a lot of things so imma just stick with one😂😂 he’s the leader ( whatever the fûčk it’s called😂) of these mob/ gang ppl and he sales weapon and sometimes rips them off lol
sometimes Harley comes with him and sometimes she doesn’t bc he sometimes feels like she needs to be protected
Harley: YAY! * kisses him*
haha ok
joker: *kisses her and smiles*
Harley: * hugs him*
I remixed where he works
Vosy: mom.....Rose hates me
why does rose hate you?
joker: *pets her head*
Vosy: she told me nobody likes me and pushed me away....I just wanted to see my grandma
Vosy: she said she would cut me open
Harley: * giggles *
Vosy: also mom.....I’m pregnant
your pregnant?! that’s not ok vosy!
Vosy: it’s not my fault a man rapèd me! of course I killed him But That’s Not The Point!
*disappointed look* *face palm* what am I supposed to do with you vosy
joker: *smiles*
Vosy: mommy...please...don’t be mad......I mean Rose is already ready to kill me...* tears up*
Harley: I get to have u allllll to myself today!
I’m not mad. just you’re so young and already pregnant
joker: *grins* what ya gonna do with me?
Vosy: but it’s not my fault mommy
Harley: hmmmmmm....lets go home~
yes but that doesn’t change the fact that you still are
joker: *laughs* ok harls
Vosy: I can have a c section
Harley: * giggles *
I don’t think you know what a c section is, that’s just when your giving birth and there’s complications so they perform surgery to get the baby out. I think your thinking of an abortion
joker: *starts walking towards the door*
Vosy: oh yeah that hehehehehehe...I’m smart
Harley: * hugs his arm and follows*
well how long have you been pregnant for?
joker: *gets on a motorcycle he had hidden in the alley* *hands her a helmet*
Vosy: like two days
Harley: * gets on behind him and puts on her helmet *
ok then how do you know your pregnant 😂 you don’t get any signs and you can’t test till your like two weeks in
joker: *revves the bike and speeds out of the alley towards home*
Vosy: I’m part eevee mom. I just know
Harley: * hugs him* * runs her fingers through his hair *
ok well still you should tell rose
joker: *smiles and speeds up*
Vosy: I did and she didn’t care
Harley: * giggles * WOOOHOOOO
well I think you shouldn’t keep it
joker: *flies around corners and weaves in between cars*
hi I’m back sorry. I’m really sick
okay feel better
yeah
do u still wanna rp?
yeah sure
mkay
Harley: * giggles *
joker: *screeches to a halt in front of their house* home sweet home
I love you senpai
lol
Harley: yay!// Bruce: * sighs and looks at Selina * * rests his head on her lap and lays down*
Selina is catwoman right
joker: *grins and get off the bike, helps her off as well*
yeah
Harley: * giggles and gets off*
Selina: *pets his head gently* what’s with all the sighing? // joker: *sweeps her into his arms and carries her inside*
Harley: * giggles and kisses him*// Bruce: sometimes Selina I wish I can take a break from being the Batman
joker: *kisses her back* // Selina: yeah I understand, dealing with everyone can get a bit overwhelming. Why don’t you take a break? just stay with me a while?
Bruce: * kisses her* I would love too but if I just took a break Gotham would freak out and joker and Harley would have fun like crazy
Harley: * giggles *
Selina: *puts her hand on his cheek* why not let them? they couldn’t do any worse then I could, I’m a villain to remember
joker: *closes the door behind them*
Bruce: yeah but ur a responsible villain. they go crazy!
Harley: * giggles *
Selina: *smirks* who said I’m responsible?
Bruce: * chuckles *well I mean u don’t really like to kill people for fun. u just like to still.
Selina: *shrugs* I guess that’s true but I could kill someone if I wanted to *turns into a cat and weaves around his arm*
um voodoo I dunno if u want her to be able to or not but Catwoman can’t actually turn into a cat😂😂it’s ok tho
yeah I know but in the remix thing you said I could
remember
o ya I’m dumb😂😂😂
if you don’t want her to then I can change it.
nah it’s ok ur good
alright
Bruce: * pets her*
Selina: *purrs and nuzzles his hand*
Bruce: * smiles and kisses her head*
Selina: *sits on his lap and turns back human* *kisses his neck*
I’m back
Bruce: * smiles and kisses her cheek*
Selina: *traces his jawbone with her finger and looks into his eyes*
Bruce: * smiles at her* I love u
Selina: I love you to brucey *kisses him*
Bruce: * kisses back*
Selina: *pauses for breath* *smiles*
Bruce: * smiles and kisses her neck*
Selina: *runs her hands through his hair*
Bruce: * sucks on her neck*
Selina: *moans in pleasure quietly*
Bruce: oof I think I’m giving u hikies
idk how to spell it
Selina: *smirks* that’s ok, my costume covers my neck
hickies
o 😂😂thanks
Bruce: Alright * continues *
Selina: *wraps her arms around his neck* *rubs her chest on his*
Bruce: * chuckles and kisses her neck and takes off his shirt*
Selina: *helps him and giggles*
Bruce: * chuckles *
Selina: *tries to take of his shirt*
Bruce: * throws his shirt aside and starts to unbutton her shirt*
Selina: *traces his chest and stomach lightly* *kisses his collar bone*
Bruce: * smiles* * purrs*
Selina: *looks down at his pants as if she wants him to take them off* *starts unzipping hers*
Bruce: * unzips his pànts * * unbuttons her and takes them off*
Selina: *smiles and sits on his lap again*
Bruce: * kisses her neck* * wraps his arms around her waist *
Selina: *wraps her legs around him*
Bruce: * kisses her shoulder* * smiles*
Bruce: * slowly slides off her bra*
Selina: *lets him*
Bruce: * kisses her brèasts*
Selina: *grips his back and moans quietly*
Bruce: * licks them*
Selina: *grows taut* *moans louder*
Bruce: * bends over* * licks her stomach *
Selina: *runs her hands through his hair*
Bruce: * licks her crôtch*
Selina: *arches her back with pleasure*
Bruce: u like that~
Selina: y-yes *is breathing quickly*
Bruce: * spreads out her legs and licks her*
Selina: *arches her back again and moans in pleasure*
Bruce: * eats her up*
Selina: *moans in pain and pleasure at the same time* ahh..
Bruce: * smiles* ok there purrrinces. ur turn
Selina: *smiles breathlessly and grabs his thing and licks around it*
Bruce: * moans* o Selina ~
selina: *rubs up and down on it*
Bruce: * moans*
Selina: *smiles* you like that?
Bruce: mhm
Selina: *does it faster*
Bruce: * moans*
Selina: *licks it again*
Bruce: * moans*
Selina: *lays down and spreads her legs* how about we do some of this? *smiles*
Bruce: * chuckles * côndom or no côndom?
Selina: well I don’t wanna her pregnant now do I? no more villainess if I got a little one
Bruce: * chuckles * maybe after we get married * puts on her côndom *
his*
Selina: maybe *giggles*
Bruce: * chuckles * ....* shoves his thîng in her*
Selina: *cries out in pain and breathes heavily*
Bruce: Oh I’m sorry! too hard!?
Selina: no no it feels good *chuckles* keep going
Bruce: * chuckles * ok * goes harder* * goes in and out repeatedly *
Selina: *whimpers with pain and pleasure*
Bruce: u like that?~
Selina: yes *smiles*
Bruce: * smirks* want more?~
Selina: yes please *giggles*
Bruce: * smirks * want the toys?~
Selina: sure, why not *smiles*
Bruce: I’ll be right back * puts on his boxers and goes to another room*
Selina: *waits for him*
Bruce: * brings back a dîlldô * I’m back~
Selina: *giggles*
Bruce: * chuckles and shoves it up her*
Selina: *whimpers in pain again but is still smiling* ohhhh yeahhh
Bruce: * turns it on so its vibrating *
Selina: *arches her back and breathes heavily*
Bruce: * shoves it deeper in *
Selina: *cries out and bites her lip in pain*
Bruce: too much?
Selina: *shakes her head no* n-no..
Bruce: * smirks* good * turns it on to the highest setting *
Selina: *cries out again but louder*
Bruce: * has her sûck his dîčk*
Selina: *sucks it*
Bruce:* takes out the dîlldô and licks her cüm*
Selina: *moans with pleasure*
Bruce: * heavy breaths and flops over*
Selina: **breathes heavily*
Bruce: * heavy breaths * * chuckles *
Selina: *giggles* that was amazing
Bruce: * chuckles * yeah it was
Selina: *places her hand on his*
Bruce: * smiles and puts his clothes on*
Selina: *puts her bra and underwear on*
Bruce: * yawns*
Selina: *closes her eyes* *is worn out by their intercourse*
Bruce: did u have fun?~
Selina: *says wearily* yes of course
Bruce: * chuckles * tired my love * kisses his cheek* * hugs him*
Selina: *hugs him back* yes
Bruce: * smiles * * turns off the lights and cuddles her*
Selina: *curls up and cuddles against him* *closes her eyes*
the next day lol
Harley: * yawns* mornin puddin!
joker: *wakes up* *rolls over* good morning harls
Harley: * giggles *
joker: *grins at her*
Harley: * smiles*
( I dunno what you want me to do 😂)
😂😂😂😂
Harley: * sighs* I’m bored
joker: why don’t we go cause some trouble?
Harley: I’m tired
Harley. * groans and wraps her arms and legs around him*
joker: alright well want to sleep some more then?
Harley: * chuckles *i don’t know what I want to do * giggles *
joker: *grins* I don’t know either
Harley: * kisses him*
joker: *kisses her back*
Harley: * pokes his cheek *
joker: *chuckles* what was that for?
Harley: * shrugs* hmmmmm.....* sits up * I have to pèè * gets up and goes to the bathroom *
Harley: * gasps*
joker: *sits up* what is it harls?
Harley: * opens the door* ummm...I dunno how ur gonna react to this and I don’t know how to react to this but....I’m pregnant
joker: *eyes widen* your pregnant..?
Harley: * nods*
joker: is that a good thing..?
nice icon
Harley: I mean I’m ok with it...are u?
thanks
joker: *a grin slowly spreads across his face* of course my love!
Harley: * giggles and hugs him*
Harley: O Puddin! * hugs him tight and smiles*
joker: *hugs her back*
Harley. our baby will be just as crazy and just as skill and funny and * giggles * our baby will be perfect just like u puddin!
joker: *grins and chuckles* why of course, and our baby will be just a beautiful and just as smart as you *boops her nose*
Harley: * giggles * * hugs him * * kisses his cheek*
joker: *holds her close and hugs back*
Harley: * giggles *
Harley: * giggles and kisses his lips(
*
joker: *kisses her*
Harley: * smiles * I love u puddin
joker: I love you too harlsy
Harley: * giggles * we should start getting our baby stuff
joker: well we’ve got 9 months *chuckles*
Harley: * giggles * yeah but it’s gonna need it’s own separate room
joker: *grins* I guess that’s true
Harley; * giggles *
joker: shall we force people to do it for us or shall we do it ourselves?
Harley: hmmm...both * chuckles *
joker: *grins* who should we force into labor
Harley: hmmmmmmmm. commissioner gorden
joker: how are we gonna get him to work for us?
Harley: I dunno. we’ll figure out something
joker: *chuckles* alright
Harley: * giggles *
joker: what now?
Harley: hmmm...let’s go shopping for baby stuff
joker: alright let’s do it *grins*
Harley: * giggles * Yay * kisses him*. * runs to his car*
joker: *goes after her grinning*
Harley; * giggles and gets in his car*
joker: *gets in*
Harley: * kisses his cheek*
joker: *turns on the car and floors it*
Harley: * giggles * WOOOHOOOO!
Harley: * kisses his cheek*
joker: *screeches their tires around a corner*
Harley:* hugs his arm*
joker: hold on! *flies around a bunch of corners weaving between cars and screeches to a halt outside the baby store*
Harley:* chuckles * so extra! I love it!* kisses his cheek*
joker: *grins* shall we go m’lady?
Harley: * chuckles * yeah * gets out*
joker: *gets out of the car as well*
Harley: * giggles * * hugs his arm* * smiles(
joker: *kicks in the door and holds everyone at gunpoint* k harls grab whatever you’d like *does the joker laugh*
Harley:* kisses his cheek * * giggles and grabs a bunch of stuff* hmmmmm puddin do u like this jester bed?
joker: *nods and grins* great choice harls
Harley: * giggles *all done puddin
joker: alright *shoots a few shots around hitting the walls and sometimes a person* lets go *goes outside and gets into the car *
Harley:*follows* * giggles *
joker: *revves the car engine and waits for her to get in*
Harley: * sits on his lap *
joker: *floors the gas pedal and screeches off* where now m’lady?
Harley: * giggles * hmmm....home * kisses his cheek6
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joker: alright home it is *flies around corners and weaves in between cars on their way home*
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