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THIS IS SO INEFFECTIVE BUT FUN :D
HAHA IKRRR
ITS SO SLOW I MEAN U COULD BE SAYING SOMETHING RN AND I WONT SEE UNTIL I REFRESH
YEAH •,<,•
lol let’s use TELEPATHY
*starts singing*
WAIT SO BACK TO CHIMMY AND MANG AHA
*listening to japanese boy with luv*
THEN A BOY WITH LUVVV
OH MY MY MY
OH MY MY MY
so mang is HUMAN TOO??
oh wait I’m listening to only jpnese vers aha
aha—
I THINK MANG IS
BRO PC IS SO SLOW TO REFRESH
I HAD TO KEEP CLICKING OUT
WAIT LEMME SEARCH THIS UP
AHA
I THINK IN THE CREATION VIDEOS WITH BTS
JHOPE SAYS SO I THINKKK
THAT ITS A MASK AND THAT HES REALLY SELF CONSCIOUS
wait maybe he’s a regular horse idk
no it’s all fanfic and stuff
WELL ALL I KNOW IS THAT ITS A MASK FOR HIS TRUE SELF
wow pretend i said ^ that message right after my last one
djsjdjsndn FANFIC?? fjdnjxnd
i refreshed and there’s all these comments in between jdksjdjsk
aha
bro we’re ovErlaPping
AHA YEAH I SPAMMED >:)
IKR overlapping •~•
JDKSJJDJS
wait have you watched the yt videos on how bt21 became to exist lol
i’ve got JIN JIN JIN JIN JINIYAAAA
stuck in my head
AHA
i think i watched it? idk
I watched the videos ageees ago when I wasn’t into bts
I SHOULD WATCH THEM AGAIN
WAIT ILL DO A REACT VIDEO
yeah and u made me watch them w/ u
AHA TO THOSE VIDEOSSS
i was so confused
cjejdjej WAIT WE WATCHED TOGETHERRRR
stop texting so quickly :[
how do people do this tho
fidndidn NO :)
some people only text using pc liKE HEO
*how lol
silence is boring
YEA U SHOWED ME
U SHOWED ME VIDEOS OF BT21 AND I WAS SO CONFUSE
YEA AND ANYONE SNOOPING HAS NO IDEA WHAT WE MEAN
D
HAHA
LIKE THEY MUST BE THINKING why text here when you can in messages
hello person snooping what is ur name?
AHA IKR LIKE WHY heh
fOr FuN
( ̀⌄ ́)
jajaja
yeah hi snoopy (very funny joke ikr)
once u showed me bts introducing bt21 and i was like “hmm who are these mEn that mel watches”
WAIT DO YOU KNOW HOW SNOOPY IN PEANUTS ALWAYS SNOOPSDKENDIDNX I JUST REALISED WHY
•<•
wow mel comedy that was so funny ha ha
why does he??
BRO LETS SEE IF YOU TEXT 100 MESSAGES AHA WE’RE SO CLOSE
well ish
KEKE
took you a while to get my joke aha the laggg
39/40 IS NOT CLOSE BUT OK
fjdnxjdnc
there’s 75
refresh ah
yeah the lagggg
WOOO LAGGG YAY
ok that’s weird
there’s only 43 mel what are u talking about
wait are you listening to any music rn
no
>:)
IM LISTENING TO IDOLLL
well japanese version
THEY CALL ME ARTIST
THEY CALL ME IDOL
its been so long since I listened
yea sameee
wait didnt you have heaps of work aha-
ok lemme go listen
huhhh there’s 92
messages
tbh Idol was my first bts song
no wayyy
i have heaps of work but it means nothing to me
mine was dynamite obvs and boy with luv
lol suddenly 97
hence my pc post from last year :}
back when i listened to Bad Lip Reading ~~ they did a lip reading of Idol and afterwards i listened to it
aha NOW 101
KEKE
lol YEAH MARKS DONT MATTER ANYWAY
that was easy lol
FRIENDSHIPS LAST MORE IN LIFE
101 dalmatiens
wait am i wrong
it sounds wrong
I HAVE AN EPIPHANY THAT MARKS ARE SUPER USEESS
*useless ah I’m texting so fast
i needa refresh more often YES MARKS DONT MATTER WEEE
stop texting fast
aha yeah 101 Dalmatians
i need to paralyse your fingers
BUT ANYWAY LIKE MARKS ARE SO USELESS AFTER UNI
BRO WE TRY SO HARD THO
YEAH
AND LIKE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I GOT IN YEAR 8
JUST GET A JOB AT A KPOP PLACE
OR BECOME A KPOP STAR WOO
121 comments already how-
I HAVE TO KEEP SCROLLING UP TO SEE YOUR REPLIESSS
wee
oh no my fingers are paralysed- texting with my tOeS
speaking of which my toes are so cold-
iT’s tHe hOt GiRl cOaCh and BTS 🤢 🤮
*climbs into bed >:)*
my toes are WARM ha take that
lol once u get in bed u can never get out
AHAH HOT GIRL COACH WAT IS THATFJENDJDNF
YES LETS JUST WORK AT A KPOP SHOPPP
butter ft.megan the stallion 🤮
oh EWWW NOOO
its so popular tho whyyy
ah 😛 😜😝😝🤪
i hâte it
bro whats with the emojis AHA
it’s the sound megan makes when she sticks out her tongue, aka my trigger to vomit
*gasp* you hAtê it
oh bro you cant write anything naughty aha
not even hAtè
THERE WAS AN ERROR AND I NEARLY CRIED
OH EWWWW 👅
NOOO
it’s the hot girl CoAch and BTS
AHA YEAH I WAS LIKE ok then french keyboard? 🥖
POOR BTS CRI CRI
CRY CRY
hâte is a strong word but i mean it when talking about that butter remix
bro I’ve been jamming to fake love ehe
FOREVER YOUNG
*electronic music noises*
aha yeah tru sat
dat
*fingers so cold and annoying*
FOREVER YOUNGGGG
the fat cat sat on the mat, said pat the bat
FAKA LOVE
aha oK tHeN
FORVEER YOUNGGG young young young blackpink it’s the revolution
GIRLS
wanna have some fun
YESSSS BLACKPINKKK
WAIT I FORGOT HOW GOOD BLACK SWAN ISSS
*puts on sweater and flexes to the people who didn’t make it in time*
YES BLACK SWANNN
*lies down in bed :>*
i’m listening to Gone now
*work looks at me* *ignores it =>*
yeees ALL MY LOVE IS GONE
i work my whole life just to get high just to realise everything i need is on the everything i need is on the GROUND
HAHA
I SAID GOBE
GONE
AHA SHOW ME YOUR SWEATERRR I STILL HAVENT SEEN :,(
WHOOPS I GOT KIXED UP
no i shall not show u ever
unless u run to my house
wahhh
i’m listening to On the Ground not Gone ehehe
arent you 10km away :,,,(
I can’t leave
my work is feeling a bit lonely but IDC
wait why am I considering this-
come to my house and we can text from both sides of the room
WHY R U CONSIDERING THAT AHAA
OH LOL
EVERYTHING I NEED IS ON THE GROUND
what are u lolling too
yes
DUNDUNDUNDUN- *gets lost as ON starts playing*
i said that ages ago tho
japanese ver of course
ur listening to bts and i’m listening to blackpink bro this is flipped or something
I have to keep scrollinggg
BABY DONT STOP IS A BOP
bro when we get to 200 can we go to messages
that rhymes
I’m slowly dying
wee
fineeee
but messages is boring
it doesn’t show profile photos
YES BABY DONT STOPPP
u like the whispering parts
trrrue then call >:) XD
which is a bit strAnge
then I can see the sweaterrr
no don’t call me
Don’t Call Me
ahaha YES whispering parts ARE SO UNDERRATED
NO THEYRE WEIRD
yes Call You
Don’t Call Me
Don’t Leave Me
*referencing the song, non?*
YAY
I like the breathing btwfjendjenf
U KNEW
aha ywah that is a bit weird saying that aha
i wonder what Baby Don’t Stop is about-
AHA *pretends to know when it was really a coincidence*
bAbY i just FeEl so RIGHT
djdjdndjd OUT OF CONTEXT
bro help me I just thought I was you ans you were me cisndjdnf
we are talking to ourselves rn
this is getting too confusing
yes
oh well
aha NO I SEE YOU IM TALKING TO YOU
STRIVE ON
i’m listening to Dimple
you keep talking about baby dont stop aha
illeEeEegal
I forgot the words so I cant sing along ;-;
i only talked about it three times tho
YES DIMPLE
I’m listening to Lights
my arms are sore :/
people who are trying to snoop will fail sadly
and fingers are crying
YES LIGHTS
aha yeah they will have no idea how to read this
fight through the pain
YOURE MY LIGHTTT
hey if ur reading this, good luck :)
yes I shall fight
KISS-EU
fight for army
fight to be the LIGHT
mm cringe
ehe i am so funny
yep
yeeep
yeeeeeep
BRO SO CLOSE TO 200
ILLEEEEGAL
WAIT I WANNA SEE THE 1st message HOW LONG AGO WAS IT
hello people who aren’t ARMY, go stream BTS until your ears bleed
33 minutes ago-
HAHA HOW
200 yay
• = •
kk let’s go to messages
AAIT
OKAY DOKEY CAME ON
we actually text so fast fjenfjd
IS THAT TRUE?
Yes
okkk bye pccc
NOOO I DIDNT PUT ON CAPS
till next timeee
THAT WAS SO ANTICLIMATIC
bye chickeni aha
bye sunlight
YES OKEY DOKEY YO
i’m not bothered to do the - and _
so I’m late I just refreshed aha
aha AND CAPS HMMM
okay dokey GO to messages
noooo you deleted rm’s post :<
well I’m here a day late :>
you couldn’t texted me on messages lol
*reply to your comments :> ehehe it’s not even that hard bro just tap and wee it opens~~
ugly
^rUde