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R U SERIOUS I WAS JUST GONNA SUGGEST A HOGWARTS RP
I WAS TOO BUT I WANTED TO DO A WOLF ONE AS WELL
WE ALREADY HAVE A WOLF RP
WE ALL KNOW WE ARE NEVER GOING BACK TO IT
SHOOSH
IMMA GO MAKE MY HARRY POTTER PERSON
SAME
:D
(RAR!!)
(I HAVE A HOGWARTS OC ALREADY :D)
(My house bean slitherin)
(THIS BE HOGWARTS THERE AINT NO DEMONS)
(Xb)
DO YOU EVEN HARRY POTTER
(FIIINNE I'LL REDO MEH BIO Xb)
PARENTHESES
(HOLD ON I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SILVER)
(Le patronus is le doggo)
(lol)
(EXPECTO PATRONUS!!! *spell is cast, it appears* BORK BORK)
(NOX)
(I SUGGEST YOU GO GET A HARRY POTTER BOOK FOR SPELLS)
(I DONT KNOW HOW TO HARRY POTTER)
(I SAID A RANDOM COMBINATION OF TWO SPELLS)
(expecto patronus is the spell -.-)
(I FREAKING KNEW IT!!! I KNEW I READ THAT SOMEWHERE)
*Looks up, unsure of what to do next*
*I walk down the side of the hall going to the library trying to avoid everyone*...
*is next to Silver, also confused*
*Sees*.... H-Hey stop!!
(KICKING SOMEONE IN THE STOMACH IS SUCH A DRACO THING TO DO)
*I run over and push the griffandor to the ground*.... I-I said s-stop!!
*I stand up when I see the fight, and rush over*
*i look up as well but decide not to get involved*
*I quickly walk over to the Gryffindor, and look at him in anger* What do you think you're doing?!
*I stomp on the kids foot and push him to the ground and kick him in the stomache once* N-Now how d-do you like it huh!!!!
*i stand up and run over*
.... d-do you need t-to go t-to the nerses o-office??
*nurses
(isn't Madam Pomfrey the nurse person? I can't remember)
*I turn to Raven and Blizzard* Are you two ok?
(I think?)
(I JUST HEARD A SCREAM)
*I turn to Blizzard* Are you ok too?
(IM GOING TO IGNORE IT)
(BLAME THE NARGLES)
(ＳＰＯＯＫＥＤ)
*I look at silver* i-im fine.... B-but one of your l-little griffandor friends d-decided it would be a-a good i-idea to start h-hurting him... *Looks at Raven then looks back at Silver*
(s p o o k y ! !)
*I turn to raven* H-Here i'll h-help you to th-the nurses o-office.....
Pfft. I would never call them friends. They seem to do that to a lot of people, and I'm sick of it.
(5 spooky 7 meh)
*I glare at them* WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU?
(I am that person who is sick of bullies)
(Spooky scary souls, and shivers down your spine, shrieking skulls will shock your SOUL)
(IRL SOUL FITE ME, FITE ME IRL!!!)
(Thats stuiped)
...... *I begin to walk with him then one of the kids calling you names decide to trip meh and meh falls* AAAHH!!
(DEY R MEAN BROCCALIS!!!!)
*i tug at my Gryffindor scarf self-consciously*
*I dash over to the kid who tripped Blizzard* YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
(Boi u shouldnt get bullied because of your hair)
(I get bullied because I'm an annoying pain in the axx to some people)
I-Im fine the Griffandors u-usually do that t-to me...... *Sighs*
(I WILL COME TO YOUR SCHOOL AND MURDER THE BULLIES BECAUSE THEY ARE MEAN BROCCOLIS)
(^^)
(no it's fun to bother them. you can't physically insult me it just doesn't work)
(I have been cyberbullied once upon a time. I defeated the bullies with logic though)
(Same...)
(someone wus bein mean so I said BLAME THE NARGLES, WHY DONTCHA and they got confused and left)
(AHAHAHA!!)
(Still gonna murder the bullies who bully Raven though :D. BULLYING IS BAD)
*i walk up to him and punch him hard in the face, probably breaking his nose and giving him a nosebleed*
*I walk over to them* WHATS WRONG WITH MUDBLOODS YOU JERK?!?!?!
....*I go and smack the rude kid not very hard but enough to make him mad* W-WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO U HMM!!??
THATS RIGHT BOI!!! NOTHING! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU!!
(Gimme a dagger Imma help sage!!)
(*Throws you a katana* Sorry, I only have katanas. :D)
(*Catches katana* THIS WILL DO!!!!)
(BOI :D)
(:D)
(I JUST HEARD A SCARY NOISE COMING FROM OUTSIDE :D)
(IT SOUNDED LIKE SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR :D)
(I JUST SAW A WHITE CREATURE WANDERIN THE STREETS)
(I THINK I MIGHT DIE OF FEAR :D)
(YAY :D)
(:D)
(we said dat at the same tiem :D)
(Raven Ash r u guys still here??)
(Nope you killed them)
(Giving me a katana was a bad idea)
(NUUUU ;-; Im not sooorrrrrryyyy!!!!!!)
(nah jk)
(:D IM DEAD)
(ME TOO :D)
(YAY DEAD BUDDIES :D)
(In 10 seconds look at my icon)
(:D YAAA!! brb)
(Look at my icon)
(sorry was brushing my hair because I haven't in three days)
(LOOK AT MY ICON)
(no)
(LOOK AT IT)
(you just ruined Shining Armor for me)
(LOOK)
(I will never see him the same again)
(You're welcome)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(stahp)
(AHAHAHA I REMEMBER WHEN I POSTED THAT PICTURE ON ASHES PAGE 😂😂😂)
(Yeah. I found it)
(LOOLOOOLOOOOOOLO)
(The cat whiskers come from within)
(WHOS THAT LITTLE MOUSE, CAUSE IM AN ALBATROAZ, SO WHAT)
(HARRY POTTER TEST: Which is more accurate? Sorcerers Stone OR philosophers stone?
(Trick question)
(I'm making a Potterhead Quiz and no one can stop me)
(PHILOSOPHERS STONE!!)
(Boi)
(They're the same thing)
(Philosophers Stone was the original name but both r acceptable)
(THEY ARE THE SAME FREAKING THING)
(BOI)
(No)
(Yes)
(because nargles)
(;-; I HEAR FOOTSTEPS AND CREEKING ON THE ROOF!!! ;-; HELP ME!!!)
(GET OUT)
*i look down at my fist, which is red and throbbing* Huh.
*I turn and see him running away, but don't know what to do*
(We should do the black background Icon thing again)
(no. just no)
(yes. just yes)
(nargles. just nargles)
(JOIN THE DARK SIDE)
(WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU IS GOING TO DIE)
*One of the griffandors grabs the back of my scarf and pulls at it kind of choking me*...AAHH!!
(JOIN THE DARK SIDE ASH)
(I WILL NAWT JOIN LE DARK SIDE I DONT FEEL LIKE IT!!!! And raven ur mom is a mean broccali!!)
(I want to say so many burns right now. Not toward you Raven.)
(FRICKING UR MOM IS MEAN)
(NOT TO BE OFFENSIVE. I APOLOGIZE IF IT IS TAKEN THAT WAY)
(*Grabs daggers* can I murder her or nawt??)
(SHE IS BEING A HYPOCRITE! SHE SAYS DONT DO SOMETHING, THEN SHE DOES THAT THING!!!)
*I stop, then chase after*
(what's wrong with death metal? WHATS WRONG WITH HER?)
(Not allowed. You are not allowed to do that)
(if your a failure, I'm a disappointment)
*The kid who grabbed my scarf pulled it off of me and started teasing me with it* g-give it back!!
*i turn around to face Blizzard and the mean bean, fist clenched*
(NO DIEING BOI!! *Hugs raven*)
(Boi if you die, you are leaving us. Not allowed boi)
*I take my scarf back and run off to the library and sit at a table where no one usually sits at and starts to read*......
(I still blame the nargles)
*I stop running, not sure where to go now*
(FRICK APARRI JUST UPLOADED A VIDEO BUT I CANT WÀTCH IT CUZ IM SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING)
(You have headphones)
(which means I can't hear if someone's coming upstairs)
*Thinks to self*~ Why do kids pick on me, did I do something bad, d-did i do something t-to them, if i did what did I do what did I say......
(200)
what
is going on here
YOU ARENT WELCOME HERE *hiss*
(XD ONE PERSON WALKED IN)
RUDE WHAT DID I DO TOO YOU
(Thats a good question what DID u do)
YOU ARE QUESTIONING ME. STOP QUESTIONING ME
*I look up* H-Hi..... *I am suprised that someone is sitting by me*....
i dont know thats why i asked
geez
(oh ok bc im stuiped 😒)
i didnt say that
YOU STILL ARENT WELCOME HERE. US ROLEPLAYERS ARE VERY TERRITORIAL
you are not stupid
* I see you wince* W-What happend to ur arm??
(I WUZ BEIN SARCASTIC!!)
(HISS HISS GET OUT FOUL NON ROLEPLAYER)
(BOI U AINT WELCOME HERE)
*I give up and walk away*
(*Covers sage's and Ash's mouth* I am verreh sorry bout them..)
O-Ok..... *I continue to read*...
NO YOURE NOT. *hiss again* GET OUT YOU VILE BEAN
*Sees blood but pretends not to notice and continues reading*......
who are sage and ash
what
(Ash is the one with the anime girl with pink hair, Sage has the black Icon)
HI. NOW GET OUT
(XD LOOK AT THIS PERSONS ACCOUNT NAME!!! IT IS SNAZZY)
(YA I SAW IT SAGE!!)
why are you talking in ( )
(Because in parenthesis is what is called the admin chat out side of the parenthesis is the rp)
I DONT CARE HOW SNAZZY I SAID TO GET OUT
(THEIR NAME IS YABOI36)
why
(THAT IS CORRECT. YOUD BETTER GET YOUR YABOI SELF OUT BEFORE I MURDER YOU GRUESOMELY WITH A KATANA)
(IF U WERE A ROLEPLAYER YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!!)
oh
ok i will leaf
(HANG ON. IS EITHER SAGE, MYHIC, OR RAVEN LOGGED INTO THAT ACCOUNT??)
(Sorry.... for ur troubles YABOI I has given u a follow)
(YABOI LEAVE THIS PLACE)
(Boi I aint on there)
(IM SO SORRY YABOI)
Th-Thats one reason I-I left for hogwarts..... *Sighs*
yay i have 2 followers thank you
i will follow you back
(Ur welcome YABOI)
(PFFFFFTTTTT I THOUGHT U WERE SAGE IM SO SORRY)
(XD THAT IS JUST THE STRANGEST NAME)
*I see get up and smack their arm harder than they smacked your arm then go sit back down*.....
(WAIT IF IT WAS ME YOU WOULDVE DONE THAT)
(BOI)
but what if i am sage
(PFFFT IF U WERE SAGE SAGE WOULD BE FOLLOWING U!!)
(BOI U AINT ME)
(you wanna know a way to feel really lonely and sad?)
Well mabey I hate people like that enough to hit them back sometimes... *I look down and sigh*
(no it is me sage see i am talking in ()
(*Inhales*.......... BOI!!)
(Google Realtionship Goals and look through the images :D)
*I walk to the Gryffindor common room*
(😂 I know ur not sage bc you asked us y we were speaking in parenthesis 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻 nice try though)
U-Umm ya?? *Looks up at you*
(Nah that was me guys, definitely. XD OML NOPE CAN'T SAY THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING)
*I sit down in one of the chairs, tired*
(Srsly?? wuz dat u sage??)
(Its just a prank bruh)
(she admitted to it)
(GET OUT YABOI NO ONE ASKED YOUR OPINION)
(IF U R SAGE THEN WHAT ANIME DO I LIKE WATCHING WITH SAGE SOMETIMES??!!!!)
(whats anime)
(UR NOT SAGE SAGE KNOWS WHAT ANIME IS U DONT HAHAAAA!!!)
(GET OUT YABOI. YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE. "whats anime" ANIME IS ONLY ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER CREATED!!!!)
(RWBY IS THE ANSWER, CORRECT?)
(GET OUT *hiss hiss*)
(YAAAA!! but srsly YABOI can you please get out)
(no no i knew ruby was the answer. ok i will leaf)
(AND SAGE YOU WERE 50% Wrong 50% Right Its Yona of the dawn!!)
(THAT WAS LIKE A MONTH AGO I FORGOT THAT OML)
S-So what did y-you wanna ask me again?? *I look at Raven*
(*Gives Raven a hug*)
(Boi whats wrong)
(*Hugs Raven For a bit then lets go* THERE NOW UR HAPPEH!!)
(YOU GET HUGS FROM UR FRIENDS SO NOW YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY)
(Also, on a side note, Ravical.)
*Blushes*...U-Umm s-sure...
(RAVICAL)
(I SHIP IT)
(ya we know Sage)
(*awkwardly stands at the side*)
*Falls asleep*
S-Sure.. *Blushes alittle more*
(ASH STOP BEING SOCIALLY AWKWARD LIKE ME)
(Boi I know. Thats why I ship it! :D)
(see it's my job to make every single situation I'm in socially awkward for both me and the person I'm talking to)
(Sure raven I dint care👍🏻👍🏻)
(Every time I talk to anyone older or younger than me that I don't know, I am extremely quiet and socially awkward)
(Wait isn't everyone here the same age?)
(every time I talk to anyone I am extremely quiet and socially awkward)
(I think so)
(If I am talking to friends or close family, it isn't awkward. otherwise it is)
(Boi!!)
(EEYYYYYYY)
(No one is a teen)
*I look at you and smile* Cya later.... *i say quietly*
(Im not a teen until the summer)
(AM TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS THE OLDEST HERE)
(I'm not a teen until April)
(Ash when is ur bday)
*I look back down at my book of spells and continue reading it*.....
(You guys exept raven know my bday)
(July 27. I'm 12. )
*I stay asleep*
(Well ok then. it seems I'm the oldest. THIS IS WEIRD FOR ME)
( im june 17th im 12)
(April 28th, 12)
(So raven is le youngest out of all of us and sage is the shortest out of all of us 😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻)
(BOI JUST BECAUSE I AM LIKE 5 FEET TALL DOESNT MEAN I CANT SCREAM AT YOU THROUGH THE CHAT)
(😂😂😂😂😂😂)
(#ForeverShort)
hey... *look up at you*
(I am 5 foot 0-1. idk which)
(I'm taller than all y'all)
(FAITH IS TALLER THAN ALL YALL)
(😂 I dont know how tall i am but if ash knows how tall she is then i'll know how tall i am)
(not as short as me)
(I have no clue but I know I'm a little taller than mythic and I know I'm taller than Sage and raven)
(It's not that big of an achievement to be taller than me)
(WAIT ASH ARNT WE THE SAME HEIGHT?)
*Hears and my eyes widen* ........
(no. I'm a little tiny bit taller than you but you refuse to accept it)
(NOPE!)
(I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT ASH!!)
....... *I say a spell and my wand turns into a smol snake and le snake slithers onto my shoulder and I smile* Th-This is Ice *I pet my wand snake on the head*
*My ginger cat comes wandering toward me*(FIRESTAR)
*I wake up* Hi Friday.
(NOW YOUR JUST SOME DOBBY THAT I USED TO KNOW)
(STAHP!!!)
(DO YOU GET IT)
(Yes I very much get it ive heard the song)
(😂😂😂😂)
(HOLEH FRICK SAME MEME!!)
(MYTHICCCCXCCC)
(WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS)
(*Dies*)
(HOW DO YOU DIE WHEN UR ALREADY DED?!?)
(I JUST DO. AND ALSO THIS ONE IS RACIST BUT FUNNY ATHE SAME TIME)
(*Face palms* SAGE STOP BEING RACIST!!)
(XD)
(IM NOT THE MEME IS)
(k Imma go to slep nyow)
(The lights just flickered)
(Y doe)
(k byeh)
(no)
(dont leave fwend)
(y u do dis)
(two fwends leaving at once)
(nu)
(I haven't slept in the past week I'm tired)
(;-;)
(you slept yesterday)
(no. I ended up staying awake and looking at relationship posts that made me feel lonely)
*Friday jumps up into my lap, and lays down*
(you need to not look at those)
(K BAI FREINDZ)
..........you dont need to know........
(bai)
(you can't tell me how to live my life)
*A bunch of Gryffindors burst into the room, one at the head of the group, glaring at me* ???:You.
(I can suggest things that will help you not feel sad and lonely)
(XD)
(OK I HAVE ONE MORE!!)
(Oh my god... THE SAD PART IS THEY ARE!!!! THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, PRACTICALLY FLY, AND THEY SPARKLE!!! FREAKING FAIRIES)
(XD )
(XD DONT JUDGE ME!!!)
(And yes i saw yours raven. XD THAT WAS HILARIOUS TOO!!)
.... *I mutter some words then my snake turns back into my wand and I put it in my bag*... *I continue reading*
*I nod slightly*...
(Can we like act as like harmionie nad harry potter, and (was it ron with the red curelleh hair??) along with our characters (btw i call harmione if so)??)
(and*)
???:*The Gryffindor walk toward me* You're that stupid kid who was defending the Slytherins! Silver, was it?
(Wut)
Ya... Cya later raven. *Walks to my class and as usual sits in the verreh back of the class*....
*I nod slowly* Yes.
(Sage I can be the griffandor so ur nawt talking to urself)
(OH WELL!!)
(Ye)
(MY PATRONUS IS A DOGGO :D)
(Breaks the awkward silence)
(IMMA DINASAUR!! 🐳)
(MYTHIC WHAT IS YOUR PATRONUS)
(Boi)
(*Mind goes blank*)
(Do you know your patronus)
(ALSO YOU GET TO BE THE EEEEEEVIL GRYFFINDOR)
(*Mind goes blanker*)
(*Facepalm* POTTERMORE.COM)
(BOI AFTER WINTAH BREAK I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU AN ACCOUNT)
(nyeheheheheheheheheh-The Great Papyrus)
(*Mind goes blankest*)
(Boiz?)
(;-;)
(y u leave me)
(Xb)
(What is that)
(Ohhhhhhh)
(XD)
(MYTHIC DID YOU WANT TO BE LE EEEEEEEVIL GRYFFINDOR)
(P.S. nyeheheheheheheheheheheheh-The Great Papyrus)
(Wait really?)
(MY PATRONUS IS A CAT!!!)
(How do you know this mythic)
(HOW DO YOU KNOW)
(And yes sage I want to be le evil gryffinderr (<--See what i did there))
(MINE IS A DOGGO :D)
(EYES GROW BACK)
(NO!! THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!! THAT NOT HOW LOGIC WORKS!!)
(STINKY TRADE! No, good trade. Smells really good actually.)
(*Face palms*)
So what if I helped some Slytherins?!
(ZENITHS)
(YAY POTATOES ARE DELICIOUS)
(do wat u want cuz a pirate is free, U R A PIRATE)
???: Lemme get this strait silver, Slitherins are bad news, and even the slight fact that you helped them is, is just horrible, and it lowers our reputation as gryffindors, Slytherins are evil, we are good, we destroy evil not help it grow. *Some of the other Gryphindors say ya*
(NUUU ;-; NOT THE PET POTATO!!)
Yes. Of course. I apologize, for helping those who were hurt, because YOU hurt them! Hurting someone for no good reason, sounds like a pretty good definition of evil to me. So maybe some of us AREN'T as good as you think.
And by some of us, I mean those who decided to beat up those other students.
(I think she may have died. NUU MYHTIC WHY U DIE)
(NOPE!!)
???: They started it
(OML MYTHIC IS ALIIIIIVEEEEE)
How? How exactly did they start it?
Gryffindor side character: *Notices that the snake bit him* AAHH!!! A SNAKE BIT ME!!
(boiz i gtg at 2)
???: They were being slytherins thats how.
(NO!!! IM NOT ALIVE IVE ALWAYS BEEN DED!!!)
So it is alright for a Slytherin to bully us, just because we are being Gryffindors?
(BY ALIVE I MEANT U ARE NOT DED AS IN NOT BREATHING)
*I walk past the room and quickly mutter the same words i muttered in the library and my wand turns into a snake and goes onto the Gryffindor common area threw a smol crack*...
*I practically jump out of fear*
(smol doggo)
???: What are you doing here get out you snake!!
👌🏻
(*Snickers* Smol dork)
(r u calling me a dork)
*I take a step back in suprise* ......
(SWISH AND FLICK 👌🏻👉🏻)
???:........ We di- *My smol snake bits his ankle* AAAHH A SNAKE BIT ME!!!
*My smol snake slithers back to me* * I walk in*.......Y-Yep we a-are evil sometimes.....
???: *Chokes alittle* *The rest of the gryffindor stay back*
*I take the chance to pull out my wand* Wingardium leviosa! *The mean Gryffindor floats up to the ceiling*
(GANDALF IS FROM THE HOBBIT)
(YOU FLIPPING DOGGO)
(I know i was just bein hilarious and mixing movies and books up on accident)
(BOI YOU CANT JUST CROSS FANDOMS LIKE THAT!!! THE CRAZY FANDOM NERDS WOULDVE KILLED YOU)
(I'M A CRAZY FANDOM NERD, BUT WOULDNT KILL YOU)
(Yes I know....)
(BOI)
(I SERIOUSLY HAVE IN ISSUE IM GOING TO STOP USING CAPS NOW)
(;-; fine i see y im not wanted!!)
(Noooooooo come back ;-;)
(It was just a prank bro ;-;)
(Hmmm i dunno)
(Hold on. I HAVE A MEME)
(Oh boy)
*I turn red and quickly walk out*.......
*I go to the library, sick of the stupid Gryffindors*
(BRO ITS BROSEIDON, GOD OF THE BROCEAN)
(BRO)
(BRUH)
*I walk into the library and go sit in a hidden darkish spot and resume practicing and memorizing my spells on afew inanimate objects*
*I take out a book, then walk back to the Gryffindor common room, and sit down to read it, Friday jumping up on my lap to sleep*
(Frick I was supposed to be asleep 15 mins ago. I GTG GUYS GBAI)
*I fall asleep*
(bai sage!!)
(sure)
(Xd)
*I see you get tripped and I jog over to you then I get tripped* (Trippin!!)
Ugh I hate people sometimes.... *Finds an empty table and sits down at it*
*I take out my wand and smiles evily* you wanna see something funny??
*I mutter a spell in pareseltounge and one of the gryffindor students start hissing like a snake ontop of a table* *i laugh quietly*
Right?!? *i mutter some words and the student stops hissing and snaps out of it*
*One of the gryffindor students notices us laughing at the gryffindor students slithering on the ground * gryffindor student dude: Hey its the slitherin thats doing it!!!
*I look at the gryffindor student who shouted at us and continue laughing*
(Harry used the timeturner to save BUCKBEAK but not his DEAD PARENTS)
(dumbledore:"there is no magic that can bring someone back from the dead". OH EXCEPT, I DONT KNOW, THE TIMETURNER??
(boiz i wont be on today)
(y)
(:D)
(lol)
(I just reread the deathly hallows and now I'm crying and stuffing my face with candy :D)
(HOGWARTS IS MY SOCIAL LIFE)
(I'm also still sick. How are you? :3)
(same)
(I'm bored)
(:3)
(DAN AND PHIL TUMBLR TAG)
(BOIZ APPARENTLY I WILL BE ON TODAY)
(:D)
(yay!)
(Tiem to find the freaking white animal!)
(I want to know what it is...)
(I will look later I'm busy watching DAN AND PHIL)
(IM BUSY DOING NOTHING)
(I'm going to watch the first HP movie later)
(GO WATCH DAN AND PHIL SAGE (not the most appropriate but still snazzy))
(JOIN OUR PHANDOM)
(Like, how not the most appropriate)
(swearing and very few inappropriate references (they block out anything bad tho))
(mehhhhh ill watch a couple vids, and see. If the school didnt monitor out iPads, I would probably watch them already)
(I suggest wàtching Phil is not on fire 7)
(K)
(you will be addicted)
(same. brb gotta eat lunch)
(LADDERS)
(YEAHHHHHH LADDEHHHHSSSS)
(so I found a playlist made by Dan that has every single one of his videos...... PHAN MARATHON)
(You'll see me next year. I'm gonna hide in a blanket and watch YouTube for the next 140 videos)
(Am eatin fairy bread... IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD)
(fairy bread is just bread with butter and sprinkles isn't it?)
(BOI I SPENT AN ENTIRE WEEK WATCHING ALL OF RWBY)
(And ye it is.)
(YAS. GUESS WHAT)
(WHAT)
(PHIL SAID THAT TIMTAMS ARE THE FOOD OF AUSTRALIA)
(THEY ARE)
(OUR GIRL SCOUT PROJECT HAS BEEN APPROVED BY PHIL)
(XD MY SISTER SAID IT IS TIME TO GO, AND I SCREAMED OH BOI AT HER)
(WHERE U GOIN)
(NOWHERE)
(OH)
(XD)
(oh wait I am going somewhere. IM GOIN TO STEAL THE PRINGLES FROM MY SISTER)
(DO U LIEK DAN AND PHIL)
(LADDERS)
(I TAKE THAT AS A YAS. WELCOM TO DA PHANDOM)
(TY. AND WATCHIN HP AND THE SORCERERS STONE RIGHT NAO)
(DO U LIEK)
(ENJOY UR SOFT PRETZEL RAVEN)
(DO YOU LIKE HP)
(DUH HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST!!! I HAVE READ THREE BOOKS AND SEEN ALL THE MOVIES!!!)
(I ALSO GOT GRYFFINDOR SOCKS AND HARRY POTTER SHIRTS FOR CHRISTMAS)
(I have the first one, the third one and the fourth one)
(I MIGHT BE GOING TO HARRY POTTER WORLD BOI ILL GET YOU GUYS SOMETHIN IF I END UP GOING)
(I OWN THE FIRST THREE BOOKS AND YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING)
(YOU CAN HAVE A COPY OF THE FOURTH ONE I HAVE TWO)
(WHY ARE WE SCREAMINGH
(WHY ARE WE SCREAMING? 0-0)
-Pause RP-
(THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE your head just stopped screaming)
I just heard the famous sentence. "YER A WIZARD HARRY"
SMAZZY
LE WIZARD
buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh
buhbuhdabuhbuhbuh
yeet
(RAVEN WUT DOES THIS MEAN)
well ok
omg 3D AUDIO DAN AND PHIL IS AMAZING GO LISTEN ON YT
snazzy
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING GO
no
and they just set the house on fire :D
wow
they interviewed Jennifer Lawrence :DDD
DID SHE VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE TO BE INTERVIEWED?
yas
XD
HARRY IS ABOUT TO MEET RONNNNN
i just realized
Harry Potter... london... Dan and Phil... LONDON (hey buddy you in london)
OML
WHY ARE ALL OF MY FANDOMS SO FAR AWAY
HERMIONE IS A JERK AT FIRST
Yeep
yeet
"we want you to sniff the book and be happy. that's the main goal of it." -Dan, 2014
OH
I WANT THE BOOK. I WANT TO SNIFF IT (not really that's weird)
*Smells book* Yeah. The book is dead.
it's a book. it was never alive.
YOU DONT KNOW ITS LIFE
OH
HERMIONE IS NAO A GRYFFINDOR
Ron shouldn't be a gryffindor. he does not match any of the traits. he's just a redhead and it matches the colors.
NOT A MAIN CHARACTER, SO THEY GET SENT TO HUFFLEPUFF
RON IS A GRYFFINDOR NOW, AND IT IS HARRY'S TURN
"What are you doing?" "LOOKING AT PICTURES OF HAMSTERS"
Boi
lol Phan
THEY JUST MADE A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE. :OOOO
NEARLY HEADLESS NICK
THEY SHOWED A CLIP OF THEM LINING ALL THE PAGES ALONG THE FLOOR LIKE A TRAIN AND SAID "This was how Harry Potter was made"
all the pages of their book*
WHAT
okay. go watch the video. " the making of the Amazing Book Is Not On Fire"
NO
DAN JUST TOLD ME I WAS AMAZING BECAUSE HE SAID "12 YEAR OLDS WITH A HIGH VOCABULARY ARE AMAZING"
OH MY GOD IM AMAZING TOO
HAVE YOU HEARD MY VOCABULARY?!
ESPECIALLY WHEN I WRITE
HAVE YOU HEARD MY VOCABULARY? I HAVE BEEN TOLD I AM ACTUALLY A DICTIONARY!
BIOLUMINESCINCE
I AM A DICTIONARY
SAME
BOI
OBLIGATORY
I ASSUME THAT MEANS WILLING TO HELP
THAT IS A GUESS
brb
K
OKIEDOKIE back
SWISH AND FLICK
had to get some candeh I need hyperactivity
I HAD A ROOTBEER FLOAT AND THE ROOTBEER HAD CAFFEINE SO I AM NOT GOING TO SLEEP TODAY
A NIMBUS 2000!!!!
yeet
TODAYS GAME, SLYTHERIN VS GRYFFINDOR!!!
150 VIEWS ON BORKMAS
Boiz shall we go on le wolf roleplay
no
y not
cuz ur a frick
en frick
k
wistramun I hav an imprtnt qustun 4 u
yes apri?
wisterpri or Jistra
jistra
boi
YAS
k but pls can we go on le wolf rp bc y not
HARRY SAW HIS PARENTS AND I AM ABOUT TO CRYYYYY
erised backwards is desire
WHAT IS HOWLS MOVING CASTLE
MY SISTER JUST SAID SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE A HARRY POTTER FAN
kill her
:D I WILL
ILL HIDE THE BODY
just annoyed at her right now. she is stupid and rude, she need...
*static*
YET SHE HAS HARRY POTTER SHIRTS
TAKE THEM
I WILL THEY WERE MINE IN THE FIRST PLACE
yep
I told her to get out
WAIT TILL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS
OH
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B****
WUT
lol quotes
WUT
WHY DOES MY ENTIRE HOUSE SMELL LIKE RUBBING ALCOHOL
Lucius Malfoy says that in I think the seventh or eighth movie
OH. IM ON THE FIRST ONE.
NO SERIOUSLY I THINK A DOCTOR JUST INVADED MY HOUSE
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR EARLIER
I get a haircut tomorrow.... my mom says I have to and I said IT CANT BE ANY HIGHER THAN MY SHOULDERS but afterwards we're gonna go "shopping" and get a bunch of books for meh
I need a haircut. Desperately. I have split ends, and so my hair is overly frizzy
I'm going on the minecraft server
I can't
HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAIR LOL
and y
NO I HAVENT HAVE YOU SEEN MINE
bc the tablet doesnt work
my sister just said HP is fake
IM GOING TO GO WATCH IT.
that vid was spooky. WHAT THE HECK WAS THE NOISE?!?!
Also, that was better than the vids I make. I'm not good at vlogging!
I LITERALY JUST LOGGED ONTO MC AND I ALREADY HAVE SOME PERSON THAT DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH SAYING THEY LOVE ME WTH
XD TELL THEM NO HABLO ESPANOL
so I said lol nope and ran away
that works
HES CHASING ME OH GOD I HAVE AN INTERNET STALKER ILL BRB
RON DONT SACRIFICE YOURSELF
EVERY TIME I WANT TO PLAY MC THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE
RON NOOOOOOO
I'm literally using a translator
Imma be a prankster
boi
NOPE GOT WAY TOO INTENSE SO I RAN
What happened
You know those role players in the lobby? THAT HAPPENED. IM LOGGING OFF.
What do you mean "those roleplayers?"
WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED
I had to translate it. "podemos hacerlo"
I don't know what that means. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WAIT IS IT SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE
YES
LIKE HOW INNAPPROPRIATE
like I said, THOSE ROLEPLAYERS WE WERE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO IGNORE
OH MY GOD I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE SAID. ON A SCALE OF 1-10 TEN BEING THE MOST INNAPPROPRIATE, THAT WOULD BE 11)
YEP
WELL OK THEN
11112
I AM DISGUSTED
IM NEVER GOING ON THAT SERVER
SO AM I
YA NOPE
Why do people do this -.-
because they are pervs
yeep
._. i have lost some of what little respect I had for humanity.
I never respected it in the first place
I HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT I HAD
aye
cat
yeep
yeet
I'm done with this world today
just nope
minecraft users are pervs
nope. especially when they follow you from server to server
I just made a private world and have been building a stable so
welp. my phone just died.
cool
I'm finding a different server lol
one with a better chat filter
OH MY GOD. IM GOING TO STAB MY SISTER.
RAVEN U ARE A WHOVIAN?!?!
SAME!!! DOCTOR WHO IS THE BEST!!!
she had a friend over and I just realized why the house smells like rubbing alcohol. SHE LITERALLY SPILLED AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF NAIL POLISH ON MY FLOOR. R U KIDDING ME
THAT FRICKEN FRICK
He was the best doctor.
He was the 11th doctor, right?
:D everyone in my family is a Whovian except me
ONE OF US
WE PLANTED A TREE IN A SNOWBANK
ty
NOW YOUR JUST SOME DOBBY THAT I USED TO KNOW
meme
XD
I'm watching the Chamber of Secrets
Dobby is here
yas
Phat
XD
XT
X)
X]
YE
X|
＼(^o^)／
(つД`)ノ
If you go to keyboards in settings, you can get a japanese keyboard
>^-^<
o(^▽^)o
「ー「
＊＿＊
:DDDDDDDD
:3
（；￣ェ￣）
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I LIKE SPAMMING THE SERVERS CHAT WITH NARGLES
CJGRJGDYCJVFKHSFUSYSFSARUAHRSJGQWWQDICNVC
NARGLES
NARGLES x2!!!!
I don't know what nargles are
NARGLES xOVER 9000!!!!!
they are a fantasy creature that Luna and her Father believe in
OHHHHHHH
YEAH
DONT SHIP ME WITH NARGLES
(i know wut u meant BUT STILL)
NARGLES X EVEN MORE INFINITY
brb have to go to my moms
Baiiiii
Lol my dog is being weird
She was spinning in circles for no reason XD
I ended up joining a Spanish server and couldn't change my settings XD so now I know some Spanish (k now I gtg)
(baiii)
ye
:D
X)
Literally the only thing it that I don't like, is the raisins. OTHERWISE IT IS SNAZZY
I only dislike raisins when I am eating them plain.
ye.
are you kidding me IM EATING TRAIL MIX RIGHT NOW
also hi
The peanuts and the m&ms together are good
WHAT EVEN
except I can't have almonds so i give them to my brother (or my cat steals them)
FRICK MY CAT JUST KNOCKED OVER MEH DRINK ILL BRB
almonds are awesome
literally EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE #lifestory
DAT CAT
I literally named my iPod "Portal to the Phandom"
boi
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HERMIONE IS A CAT
Raven I like ur video :D
I don't have a soul
WHATS A SOUL
I DONT KNOW
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
GUESS WHAT IM MAKING
WHAT
ANOTHER CAT VIDEO. ONLY THIS TIME THE ENTIRE ENDING DOESNT GET CUT OFF -.-
imma just make my own because he won't let me have it
okie
Awkward Silence
lol
so. I lost my pocketknife and made the mistake of asking my mom if she had seen it. it was fairly expensive and I believe my sister took it
OH
yep. so I'm grounded until I find it. IT COULDNT HAVE GONE ANYWHERE BUT MY ROOM
Oh
WHY R U GROUNDED
BECAUSE IT WAS A $150 KNIFE
HOLY FRICK OK
AND NOW IM PANICKING
DONT PANICK AND GO ASK YOUR SISTER
I did and she said she didn't take nothin'
I have literally looked through every single box, bag, bin, and purse in her room and mine. -.-
I did find three pairs of headphones though
WHOA
and like seven hair clips (feathers :D) that I thought I lost
NO BUT SERIOUSLY AS SOON AS I FIND THAT KNIFE I AM STABBING MY SISTER 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST
yo can i have a feather
AAAASH THAT KILLS PEOPLE
I KNOW
CARL. WHERE ARE HIS HANDS.
BOI
I also just found twenty bucks
NO I AM NOT. NO. NO. NO.
...CAAAARRRRRLLLLLLL
cat memes
couldn't find it. so I locked all my siblings in the basement with the lights off :) I can hear them screaming
no
nope
MY SISTER JUST SCREAMED SOWP
Why isn't Harry more sarcastic?
HARRY POTTER
hmmm... GRYFFINDOR!!!!
I'm still waiting for my letter ;-;
I just learned PPAP on the keyboard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AND SO AM I
nice
I WANNA GO TO LEAKYCON
nargles
nah. it was the nargles
I WANNA GO TO VIDCON, COMICON, MINECON, NEED I GO ON??!?!
JAMCON AND VIDCON AND LEAKYCON
MYTHIC NU
she be watching the roleplay I bet
BOI I WANNA GO TO JAMCON TOO.
CONSTANT VIGILANCE
CONSTANT NARGLES
You're just as sane as I am
I watched YouTube all day.
AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS SANITY
CHO CHANG
I JUST SAW A FLASH OF WHITE LIGHT THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
IM DRAWING CAT WHISKERS ON MY FACE
my mom bought me a glass ball for christmas. MEH CRYSTAL BALL
FRIENDSHIP
LADDERS
CAT WHISKERS
wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
*Ladder hands*
*LADDER HANDS INTENSIFY*
I literally just saw the funniest thing
WAKE UP, SMELL THE CAT FOOD, IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
LADDERSLADDERSLADDERSLADDERS
this coincidentalness of this is insane
WHAT
EVEN
BOI
I just died
JUST?
again
AGAIN?
yup
MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS BOI
Wait is ghost hunt kinda like Tokyo Ghoul, or Attack on Titan?
how scary?
Phil messaged bork to a random human being and they replied with AM I DREAMING
Snip snap doggos not the woof bork ones
They are dracos
IF BRAINS WERE GOLD, GOYLE, YOU'D BE POORER THAN A WEASLEY. -Draco Malfoy
Okie I will look at it
the whispering begins
where did that come from
*whiskering
yes that's better
WHISKERING COMPLETE
whiskerning**
I JUST CORRECTED YOUR CORRECTION
I FREAKING KEEP SPELLING WHISKERING WRONG
yup
*Whiskering
**Whiskerning
BOI
I FINALLY GOT IT
YAS
Whiskerning*******
:D
:3
>^-^<
no
>•< Whiskerning Achieved!
~
yeet
BRUH
BOI
ＢＲＯ
oh
wut
Zebra
Zecora
have you watched all the PINOF?
no. Only the one
WATCH THEM ALL SO I CAN MAKE REFERENCES
boi I wont get in trouble wih the school for watching innapropriate videos doe, right?
it's not inappropriate tho lol
u r sure?
yes. the worst one is the seventh one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) which you have already seen
WOW YEAH OK
SNEAKY SLUG
HAVE YOU EVER SNEEZED WITH SKITTLES IN YOUR MOUTH
wut
I suggest u wear headphones tho
y
otherwise your family will question your sanity for the 800th time
BOI IMMA BE IN MY ROOM WITH THE VOLUME ON LOW
oh okie then lol there's a playlist on our channel with all of them plus bloopers
I started laughing during the number 7 bloopers and my mom asked why so I said CHICKENS (you'll get it)
the bloopers are more inappropriate tho because obvious reasons (THEYRE BLOOPERS)
I lied to you the sixth one is the worst
Boi which ones should I avoid
#6 and that's it
not the bloopers for 6, just the original
brb have to take a showerrrrrrr
I will never look through the suggested videos on our channel again.
Eat like ron
wut
nvm
what's in the suggested?
dunno havnt checked
lol
I'm scared tbh
HEHEHEH I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE
._. nothing will ever be the same...
WHAT WAS IT
do I wanna know?
... *Mind goes blank* ...
;-; you dont wanna know
*Mind goes blanker*
*Mide goes blankest*
Mind*
*Mind goes most blank*
YAY NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!
*Mind goes moster blank*
YAA!!
I JUST SAW A SCARY VID
YOUR FACE IS NIGHTMARE FUEL (no jk)
*Mind goes so blank it is oblivion*
._. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME...
;-;
*Mind goes so blanker it is the abyss*
*Mind goes most blankest so that everything has been sucked into a black hole, including mind*
*Mind goes as blank as a brand new whiteboard*
*Mind goes blankester everything including the hole gets sucked into a giant hole including mind*
I will never look through the reccomended videos on our channel ever again. NIGHTMARES4LYFE :D
XD
*Hold on, hold on. Mind goes so blank that the mind thinking about the mind going blank goes blank, and the mind thinking about that mind goes blank, and then it turns into a mind blank paradox*
I guess you could say...
BLANK MINDS THINK ALIKE
*is to blank to be topped*
*Mind goes blank as your mind*
*Mind goes more blank than your mind*
BLANK MINDS THINK ALIKE
YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF YOUR OWN BLINKING
Hold on a sec i may be a sec typing this
YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF YOUR OWN BREATHING
WHICH IS WORSE
*Mind goes blanker than your mind that went blank thinking about a mind going blank and the mind thinking about a mind that goes blank and then get blanker than the blank mind paradox, then goes blanker than my brothers mind my dog bristol's mind, and my grandpa's mind altogether creating a blank mind multiverse*
My mind is filled with HARRY POTTER QUOTES
*MIND GOES SO BLANK THAT IT EXPLODES INTO MORE BLANK MINDS, WHICH DECIDE TO CREATE A BLANK CAKE TO EAT WHILE THEY GET SUCKED INTO A BLANK BLACK HOLE, WHICH BLANKLY TRANSPORTS THEM TO THE BLANK OBLIVION KNOWN AS THE BLANK VOID. THERE THE BLANK MINDS BECOME THE BLANK MIND GODS, WHERE THEY RULE THE BLANK GALAXY OF BLANKNESS WITH AN BLANK FIST. THEN THEY LIVED BLANKLY EVER AFTER. THE BLANK END*
BOI
*Flops on the foolr and mind goes blank* Got nothin....
*Throws blank mind at Ash, giving her a blank mind as well* WELCOME TO THE BLANK MINDED PLACE!!
*RULES THE BLANK MULTIVERSE* GOT BLANK MINDS
*Blank mind*
*God of blank mind*
NOPE
NOW UR JUST SOME DOBBY THAT I USED TO KNOW
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY (I used to know) AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HOW WILL FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS IF YOU CHANGE YOUR NUMBER
I DONT EVEN NEED THAT THOUGH
LADDERS
NOW YOURE JUST SOME DOBBY THAT I USED TO KNOW
WHISKERNING ACHIEVED
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY(I used 2 know) AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I know that entire song. I has it on meh iPod
I don't :D
I THROW MY TELESCOPE IN THE AIR SOME TIME SAYIN AAAAAAYYYYYOOOO IM GALILEIOOOOO!!
HOLEH FRICK I NEED TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE I TOOK WHEN I GOT HOME THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!
*Dies forever again, for like the 23 time today*
27th*
**23rd
you've screamed 27 times
Wait how do you know that
SCREEEEEEEEE
JUST SO U GUYS KNOW, I HAD CAFFEINE. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE NARGLES TOLD ME. ALSO IM HYPER AF AND HAVE BEEN COUNTING. 28***
WHAT THE HECK ASH WHY DID YOU DO THAT
NARGLES
I HAD CAFFEINE TOO. AND MEDICINE. IM SICK.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XD GOTCHU GUYS!!
WHAT DONT THEY WANT
XD
I THIBK I KILLED MY DOG
HELP
32****
SCRREEEEEEEE
34***** SHES PROBABLY ON A SUGAR CRASH
NOPE I HAD AN ENTIRE CAN OF SODA WITH CAFFEINE SEE WHY MY PARENTS DONT LET ME HAVE CAFFEINE?!?!?!?!
scree....
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i win
I WIN
YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME
STOP HACKING LIFE MYTHIC
I win
Nope sage wins
are you sure about that
k ash wins
we just broke the COMMENT barrier I can't even type
OH GOD DELETE IT THE LAG IS TOO REAL
I WIN.
I AM VERY COMPETITIVE
NO MORE SCREEING
XD
I AM VERY ANNOYING. I RAN THROUGH THE HOUSE WITH A SWEATSHIRT ON AND MY LEGS THROUGH THE ARM HOLES AND I SCARED MY MOM. IM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT ANYMORE
*I wake up and walk to the library*
(NO! NO MORE SCREEING)
(WE BROKE PC FOR A BIT THERE)
(IM SORRY)
*I sit down in the library at the dark table that no one nortices and start to practice and memorize spells*
(I screed In the comments of that remix)
(MYTHIC PLS DONT BE MAD AT ME)
(That was full on lag over there)
*I notice you two, and run over* Where are you two going?
(everyone gets one more scree. use it wisely)
(and dont break PC)
S
C
R
(jeje)
(Boi screh!)
(I am hearing faint howling noises coming from outside... this is worrying)
(*Face palms*)
(Im not scared at all. Nope. Anyone who says otherwise is..... lying)
(I hear scratching at my window but Zash is more important at the moment)
(brb)
(LOOK AT THE WINDOW)
(I CAN SEE IT FROM HERE. ITS IN THE REFLECTION OF MY MIRROR ITS THE SOUL)
(WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE)
(I AM FREAKING OUT BC THAT IS SCARY)
(it's really blurry and looks like a fox to me. What if it's like our spirit animal? :O)
(THATS BEEN MY IDEA ALL ALONG)
(ASH TAKE A PIC OF IT)
(ITS EYES ARE FRICKEN SO KAWAII I KNOW I SHOULDNT LOOK AT THEM BUT THEY ARE LIKE SPINNY BOI EYES)
(ASH I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE)
(WUT)
(I WILL NEVER STALK YOU AGAIN)
(...)
( I saw someone on my neighbors roof, and its not the peter pan someone....)
(IM JUST AS FREAKED OUT AS YOU ARE TODAY IS NOT A GOOD DAY)
(YEAH OK)
(#ForeverScarredForLife)
(but I don't exactly have any power over changing it so I'm just skipping way over that)
(ASK ASH)
(I was scarred when I first found the internet. 9GAG is not a good place)
(DONT ASK ME)
(STALK ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW SO BADLY)
(Also, so is YT. Or it used to be at least. Now It is better)
(found out the reason sage will never stalk ash again and I will never do it again either...)
(#TRYING TO BLEACH MY MIND)
(#WOULDYOULIKESOMEBLEACHTOBLEACHYOURMIND)
(#GIVEMESOMEBLEACH!!)
(I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND IN THIS SITUATION SO IM PRETENDING LIKE ITS NORMAL)
(*has already dumped bleach on my face*)
(GO TO ASHES LIKED COLLAGES AND IT IS THE BLUE ONE NEXT TO THIS)
(j-just go to Ashes likes you'll find it there if you really want to know...)
(#THROWS BLEACH TO MYTHIC)
(if you ever wanna stalk me just go to my liked collages)
(#HAS BLEACH FOR WHEN RAVEN GETS BACK)
(#Catches bleach and bleaches mind... AAAHHH ITS NOT WORKING!!)
(BOI I KNOW I STALK YOU A LOT)
(Jk. Only when I know ur double roleplaying. THIS TIME THOUGH THAT WAS A MISTAKE)
(IM DONE WITH LIFE WHY IS THE WORLD SO PERVERTED I WILL NEVER GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD I NEED MORE BLEACH)
(#MIND IS ALREADY BLEACHED)
(#I WISH THE WORLD WAS NOT SO PERVERTED. *THROWS THIRTY GALLONS OF BLEACH TO YOU*)
(ITS NOT WORKING FOR ME!!!! HELP ME. WAIT WE CAN HAVE A BLEACH PARTY!!)
(GUYS I HAVE A BLEACH SWIMMING POOL AT MY HOUSE)
-Pause RP for a minute- *fills bucket with bleach and dumps head in it*
(YES. SCROLL UP IN THE COMMENTS AND THEN YOU WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE)
*Junps in bleach pool* COME ON GUYS
*Jumps
ITS A BLEACH PARTY FROM A 60s MOVIE
*dives in and just sits at the bottom of the pool*
*Goes and jumps in* the fumes are helping!!!
*Swims to the bottom where bleach is more concentrated*
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
*is dead from the poison or whatever*
*Sinks at bottom of the pool and lays on meh stomache for awaile at the bottom of the pool*...
*Memories are completely gone* Why am I in a pool of bleach?
WHAT THING. THE REALLY AWKWARD THING?!?!
*I float to the top and turn over with memories wiped* Ya thats what I was wondering..
YES THAT THING I DID NOT NEED ANY MORE INAPPROPRIATE IMAGES TODAY IVE REACHED MY QUOTA OF 0)
WHO ARE YOU
WHY ARE YOU ALSO IN A POOL OF BLEACH
I DONT KNOW!! WHO R U!!??
(FRICK MY EYE JUST STARTED HURTING. IT MUST BE THE BLEACH)
I DON'T KNOW!!!
BECAUSE BLEACH ERASES BAD MEMORIES LIKE ARI DOES
I HAVE NO MEMORIES
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE
WHY NOT GO TO THAT WEBSITE
IS IT A WEBSITE MADE BY PERVS
I AGREE 9GAG IS A SCARY PLACE AND I EXPOSED MYSELF TO THE HARSH POSTS OF THE INTERNET AT AGE 10. THEN JOHN TOLD ME NOT TO SO I DELETED MEH ACCOUNT
MY NAME IS GARROTH AND IM GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES
I have an idea. We need to roleplay. Just a new roleplay, like the Origin. IT WILL HELP.
Luckily, I didn't find YouTube until age 11 1/2 so I was smarter then
I found youtube at age 9... nightmares for life. No joke. LITERALLY NIGHTMARES FOR LIFE.
BUT I AM SMART NOW AND KNOW WHAT YOUTUBERS NOT TO WATCH
I found yt at age 6....
actually. I FOUND YOUTUBE AT AGE 6 AND FOUND SLENDER VIDEOS OR SOMETHING THATS WHY I AM TERRIFIED OF CREEPY STUFF
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AGE I FOUND YT AT ACTUALLY. ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHEN I FOUND IT, YOUTUBE WAS A HORRIBLE PLACE.
;-;
some of those videos still haunt me.
YouTube was scary. There wasn't a flag option and there were no age restrictions
Yep... yt was verreh scareh. I HAVE AN IDEA!!! (I think)
luckily I didn't see anything inappropriate. JUST FREAKIN SCARY
FRESH START ROLEPLAY
WE NEED A PAGE JUST FOR TALKING NORMALLY
Yep
(SHE SAID SHE WAS JOKING ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERENT STALKING ME ANYMORE)
(I CHANGED MY MIND. I STILL HAVE HOPE THAT SHE WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN)
(ALSO WE ARE ON THE GRASS ROLEPLAY)
(okay... you do know that every single one of us will go through that at some point?)
(YOU JUST MADE THIS VERY AWKWARD)
(ALSO, WELCOME TO 2017. WHO WANTS TO GO BACK TO 2014 WITH ME??)
(yeah I know. that's my job)
(*Raises hand*)
I just realized why I chose 2014. IF YOU KNOW, STOP STALKING ME
bc dat is 5th grade when John moved here for a year?
also I hate Cody.
That as well, but it was my last year before I got really self conscious. LIKE, WTH, I USED TO LIKE GYM
Yeeah so far I do as well
TODAY HAS BEEN LIKE THE MOST AWKWARD DAY FOR ME.
What a great way to end 2016
no one understands
I UNDERSTAND I THINK
BOI WE ARE GONNA ROLEPLAY ON THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS REMIX. COME JOIN
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