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*cough* @this morning when i dropped my phone in the toilet

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I dropped a carrot into the toilet once

i was eating carrots in the bathroom if you judge me it's a hate crime

^hOW DID YOU EVEN GET CLOSE TO MANAGING THAT

I was flushing the toilet and holding my phone so I let go of the carrot and just held it in my mouth and then i bit the carrot and it fell out of my mouth

OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING