Oh my gosh, why do you like reading anyway? It's just boring, and why do you even care about fictional boys? Like Gus? Ewwwwwww, he had tumors, and he wasn't even that cute. I'm glad he died. Who he heck is Prim? And why does Kantmiss even like her? She's so helpless, and stupid. Leo Valdez is overrated. Who even is Four? Who the heck names their kid after a number?? And who is 5SOS??? It sounds like something I would order at Burger King. Ew.

OH MY GOD I CAN NOT BREATHE I AM SORRY GUS LEO 5SOS FOUR KATNISS I SPELT HER NAME WRONG ON PURPOSE AND BOOKS GAAAHHH I FEEL HORRIBLE

I know you were kidding but 5SOS IS NOT A BOY BAND

OH MY GOD DUDE IT HURTS!!!