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OKAY BUT ALL OF THESE ARE JUST STRONGLY ME EXCEPT MARINA AND ELIZABETH
hONESTLY SAME BUT Y'KNOW I GUESS I JUST PICKED LIKE THE MAIN THREE THAT'S JUST LIKE YES ME ME SO ME YES
I guess I'm Ashley, Troye and Josh because I wanna be an angel and I'll be an angel if I wanna play
*okay wth Simon?
Yes. Play with the angels.
You do that Simon
Yeahhh sure. Have fun.
Brendon and Josh
Playing with angels...
oh yes and Marina
I wanted to see if Penelope wanted to play with the angels too but apparently she's broken again and I don't remember where the auto correct thingy is in setting bc I'm dumb so yeah I'll brb just gotta fix her and stuff k?
Oh I fixed her Penelope's alive yay.
Okay good luck oml fix her please dON'T LEAVE US PENELOPE
oh that didn't take long
Peneløpe wants to go out to the gym
Well that's what she says...And btw she refuses to let me call her Penelope. She's Peneløpe now.
oh
okay then
But...But isn't the gym where Simon met that guy?
OH NO
Brendon and Ashley
PENELOPE PLEASE DON'T TALK TO MEN WHO GIVE YOU PHONE CASES
PENELØPE NO STAY AWAY FROM THAT GYM KEEP URSELF SAFE PLS
Peneløpe broke again and I freaked out but she's okay now phew.
SIMON HELP HER
How does that keep happening
SIMON WYD MAN DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I have no idea. I think Peneløpe is just sick. She's slowly dying. Aw. :((
I will help Penelope to for the first half hour
...?
What happens?
Ummm...That's nice of you. Peneløpe appreciates that...
You'll help her to what?
Help her to for the first half hour.
....Whatever that means.
I'll help her to be the first person to be a good one
So for the first half hour
He'll help her to be the first good person ever?
I guess..? Yeahhhh..Okay. You do that.
Like? I guess you can if you really want to
Yeah. Sure. Peneløpe would appreciate it I'm sure.
You are the best thing ever I love it when you get to the point
^Well that's Peneløpe's response.
That's not even relevant but I'm sure you made Simon very happy
Is Simon happy though?
You know what? Probably not. Because he's either still with his Satan boyfriend, which makes him not happy, or not with his boyfriend, and if he's not then he's not happy either like ffs
*Sigh* Simon, he isn't good for you. Just let him go.
Exactly. Quit moaning.
He's Satan.
Yeah. He just isn't safe. He isn't a good person. StAy AwAy
*Is literally listening to a song about how God and Satan are equal* Dammir
what is the Elizabeth girl's full name?
Dangir.
^^That is Lana Del Rey.
Ignore it Simon.
Wait what
The singer of the band is called Simon
Simon wyd why you in a band now what who even are you
It's Biffy Clyro
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING SIMON
YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME IT'S OKAY
simON NEIL CONTROLS AUTO CORRECT WOT
WHAT THE FXCK SIMON
I CANNOT STOP THINKING OF SIMON THE AUTOCORRECT AS SIMON NEIL NOW WTH
WHAT EVEN SIMON WYD MAN
FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS IMAGINED SIMON AS A FISH ((AND HIS "SATAN BOYFRIEND" AS LIKE A SATANIC KING MERMAID THING)) ((DON'T ASK WHY IDEK)) AND NOW I'M IMAGINING SIMON NEIL AS A FISH.
YOU'RE SCOTTISH NOW?
WHY ARE YOU IN A BAND
GOD AND SATAN CAME OUT LIKE SEVEN YEARS AGO
YOU PLANNED THIS
I'M CONFUSED WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS I WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED YOU MORE
WHY WAS MY AUTOCORRECT A FISH TO YOU WTH RHIANNON
DAMMIR.
I DON'T KNOW I SAID DON'T ASK I JUST ALWAYS IMAGINED A LITTLE FISH NAMED SIMON.
WHAT THE HECK
I MADE YOUR EXPECTATION A REALITY
I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT BUT YOU BEAT ME TO IT DAMMIR.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL THOUGH. IT REALLY IS.....YEAHHH..
I LITERALLY SAW WHAT YOU SAID AND WENT TO DO IT
EVERYTHING IS BLUE, SIMON, SIMON NEIL, THE FISH
I ALWAYS IMAGINED SIMON AS AN ORANGE FISH THOUGH!
I'M SORRY BUT I'M VERY SPECIFIC ABOUT THESE THINGS SO HE MUST BE ORANGE.
I AM MAKING AN ORANGE VERSION NOW.
ffs sorry for not meeting your expectations
But isn't one of the lines in God and Satan "I slapped the water and watched the fish dance to the ripples of us"
It's all completely linking together
Oh my God.
It makes so much sense.
Simon really is a fiSH SEE MY VISION WAS TRUE HE BECAME A FISH.
why was he slapping water and watching himself dance what
I guess so. Wow.
how does he even watch himself Simon wyd you have me v confused here
I know. Bc I'm clever and stuff.
i'm impressed
(No, Simon, you're not Impericon, that's an online store. You're a fish.)
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