Gotta love them bad puns ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Gotta love them bad puns ๐Ÿ˜‚


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WHY
evaaannn
hey...
what's wrong...
...I'm scared...Brina said she needed to tell me something asap...she said it was important...
...oh..
...it completely freaked me out...I'm anxious to know what's wrong...
...hmmm
...she wants to leave...
....oh
...yeah...and I have something to show you...
...how did this happen..?
...i dunno...he deleted his comment of her page....
...mkay...just know I'm having a talk with him later...
alright...
mhm...
yep...I get out 3:30 your time but I come home 6:30 your time...
becauuussseee I have to go to turtoring because my sister can't make it, and I have a physiologist appointment...
its for...school...ig...
mhm
you missed it earlier..
what...
I had a friend over...we were live...liv guested with us...she was being a snarky ร ss bรฎtch....she made it so when we got 50 likes Ashlynne had to give me a wedgie or we had to kiss each other for a solid minute even tho she knows I'm completely straight...then we made a "compromise..." ...I would stand in a freezing shower fully clothed for two minutes and bypass the other stuff...she "agreed" it happened...but then she took her word back and everybody who was watching agreed my friend should give me a wedgie or kiss me....
...oml...my god...Liv must be hxrny or something...
....I dunno....I locked myself in the bathroom tho...
...you okay...
....no....
*hugs*
*hugs back*
it's going to be okay, and if it isn't...I'm right here with you...
....I'm already once again known as the emo lesbian at my new school...
...and why is that...
....because apparently I act "really gay" and because my closet is all black and I prefer to be by myself blasting my music...
...dumb...I act "really gay"...at least I'm told...I have some black shirts...the white shirt I'm wearing isn't even mine...
....my whole closet is all black and dark red...and apparently I have "punk hair and glasses" and I'm "scrawny" so I'm automatically emo..
damรฑ...
.....mhm.....
...yikes...I'm sorry...
...my chest huurrttttss
whyyyyy
because I fell really hard twice in a row on it earlier and stop breathing for almost a minute...
are you okay...
it hurts really bad...I have some bruises and splinters and it still hurts really bad to breathe
how did you fall...
I leaned forward on a swing too far and face planted into the mulch and the second time I tripped walking home over a rock..
eek...that's horrible...
...I can't even breathe without gasping from pain..
aww...that sucks...
my parents don't believe me either..
...that...is...so...dumb...oml...I can't even...
.....yeah....
...you have no idea how much I despise your parents...
....you learn to live with it....I get my first guitar lesson tomorrow tho...
...ooohhh fuuuunnn...
......yeah.....ig so.....
you'll like it. it's pretty simple.
I taught myself the D, A, and E chords...but my hands are really small and I'm scared my teacher will see my scars...
Ooh same! and eek. good luuuccckkkk
Ima need iiiiitttt
I give you all my luck
naaahh
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
you'll need some of it ๐Ÿ˜‚
boo
*noo
...I can't breathe...
...why...
...my rib is broken or something...it isn't bruised for sure tho...my mom said she'll get it checked out in a few days...
oh god...that's not good...
...I feel like a crack sometimes when I move or walk...
...eek...that must hurt...I'm sorry...
....I can't stop crying it hurts so bad...
aww hang in there :(
..ithurtsithurtsithurtsithurts...
have you iced it at all...
yes...but it's under and a little bit under my breast so it's kinda hard...
ooh...yikes...
...yeah...
how'd it happen...
we were at the park yesterday...I leaned forward on the swing to brush something off my foot...I lost grip on the chain and fell flat upper body first and I couldn't move or breathe for a few minutes...
ooooh...๐Ÿ˜ฌ
....yeah...
yikes
mhm..
I'll try to distract chu
yaayyy
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ so besides that hru
I'm apparently a fast learner and should be a contortionist ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ hbu?
besides the fact my ankle is still sprained...um, for some reason I'm amazing at math ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
woaaahhh
ikr ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I apparently pick up on guitar faster than others ๐Ÿ˜‚
not as fast as meeeee
booiiiii he says im already ready to learn a song next week ๐Ÿ˜‚
I learned 3 songs already. ALL BY MYSELF ZERO HELP BAM!!! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‰
I'm learning Back in Black, You're Gonna Go Far Kid, Stay Together For The Kids, and Carousel. all really hard songs ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
okay you win ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
hahaaaaaaa ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
wyd
math
ewww
I finished thooo
yaaaayy
woooo!
yeeeeee
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
hcyctsibic
๐Ÿ˜‚ what
I dunno what did you needdd
I'm lonelyyy...and I found another joke in my arm...except it wasn't from tweezers I don't think....
also...I'm having second thoughts...
...whaddya mean....elaborate it all...
hole I meant hole...and second thoughts about the relationship I am in...
what is it from....? .....and whys that.....??
idk...but it hurts...and because he's never ooonnn...he doesn't talk to me anymore and when he does it's awkward...we talk for five minutes then he disappears...and gets me stressed out for no reason...
maybe you should tell him then...
I can't he's never on...
maybe you should ask if somebody could get on...
I tried. I tried Tayler, Brandon, hunter...hunter answered me but never got him on...
hmm..:
another reason I'm having second thoughts is because I like someone else...and if I truly loved Joey, I wouldn't have called for someone else
who do you like..?
someone.
definitely someone...
whooooo??? tell you're sisssssyyyyy
nooooo I'm not saying ๐Ÿ˜‚
why noooootttt? gimme a hint at leaasstt?
nooooo I'm not saying nothing
whhhyyyy ๐Ÿ˜”
becauuussseee
I must approve of who you date thoooooooooooooo
not this person you caaannntttt
why noooooottttt?
because a reason in which I can't tell you because that would give it away
fxck youuuuu
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yes fxck me ๐Ÿ˜‰
nope not doing that with yoouuu ๐Ÿ˜‚
why nooootttt ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
okay fine ๐Ÿ˜‚
yeeppppp ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
why won't you tell meeee ๐Ÿ˜‚
because then you would know and then the person would know
I wouldn't tell the person if you didn't want me to tho?
but they would automatically know
...
...
I think I know who it is now...
mkay ๐Ÿ™ƒ
err umm....
...
sorry...
it's fine
promise?
mhm promise
you okay?
yep ๐Ÿ™‚
whaddya wanna do now?
idk. what do you wanna do?
cuddle my baby skittle ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
ugghhhyyy
whatyyy
I have something on my neccckkk. it itcheesss. and I think it's infected. it huuurrrttsss
I sowwwwyyyy...I would hug you but I don't wanna hurt chuuu
ughhh I'm falling apaarrrttt
that's noootttt goooooddddd sissy not allowed to fall apart
whhyyy
because chu my sissy. I care about chu. das why
ugghhhyyy
now deal with it ๐Ÿ˜‚
boo
boohoo hoo
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yep
ugghh
egghh
I might go to bed early
noooo
whyyy
because then I'd miss chu...
๐Ÿ˜ž
oh...
mhm...
I'm fat...
no...
mhmmmmm
noooooo
yes I am...
no your not...your Matty...your beautiful...your amazing...and I wuv chu...
....I'm not beautiful or amazing...
...yes chu are...your beyond that...there are so many words to describe you...
pft yeah right. name two then.
Gorgeous, funny, adorable, wonderful, amazing, beautiful...so many more...
disgusting, terrifying, scary, obnoxious, annoying, ugly, so many more dรฎsses
no...your not...you're definitely beautiful...if I had to explain to someone how I describe you, I'd say my weakness...because I would do anything for you...whatever it took...
...
...too much too soon...
....I dunno....
...
...I'm gonna go before I break you...
...no...
....why..
...you won't break me...
just go. leave like Abby and liv did. I'm gonna end up destroying you on accident...
I'm not leaving. I would never leave your side. Words can't describe how much I love you, Matty. I would never leave you like they did.
.......I......
...I love you, Matty...
....sorry....
it's okay
....okay...
mhm ๐Ÿ˜‰
yep..
๐Ÿ˜Œ
...
...
...
...so...
I'm so bored...
me too...
hmmm
whaddya wanna do...
I dunno. go livveee you left me last night
But I'm laaaammmmmeeeee...and boring asf....
nooooooo pleeaasseee you left me -_-
but I can't talk...the whiney 6 year old is sleeping -.-
ughh be quit then
okaaayyy
also *quiet ๐Ÿ˜‰ it's the grammar police in me ๐Ÿ˜‚
excuse me for being tired ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you are excused your highness
okaaayyy
๐Ÿ˜‚ |)
I look really fat rn ew
no your never ew
yes. like oml have you seen my stomach ๐Ÿคข nastay
๐Ÿ˜‚no chu never nastay
yesss like oml I'm squish ๐Ÿคข
noooml your gorgeous
*noo oml
nooo fรปcking squishy like an old dodgeball
nooo adorable
nooo child ugly
nooo child beautiful
noooo like have you actually seen me ๐Ÿคข that's the final answer. I'm puke.
no
your never puke
I'm always puke. and that's that.
nope
yes. and that's it.
nope
๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป
no no waving
why
because that means goodbye...I don't want chu to leave...
why
because...I don't even have to say my reason...you know why...
...
...I'll just go...
....
...๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ
...
...bye bye Matisse...
....
...
...
๐Ÿ™ƒ
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๐Ÿ™ƒ
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...
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....wanna actually talk this out or something...
...yeah...I don't want anything to be awkward...
....alright...wanna talk on wattpad or YouNow or how..?
wattpad is easier...
alright
mhm