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Jackson had fallen asleep on Alex, with his head on his leg and basically kicking Alex in the face. You go Jackson.
Alex, as you would expect, was really not happy with this.
Jackson woke up and tumbled off of Alex. “Mornin’.”
“Good morning.” Alex said, relieved to have Jackson off of him
“Wait... What happened last night? Why was I on top of you?” Jackson was clearly confused.
(have you read the caption?)
(yup😂)
Alex shrugged. “I’m just as confused as you are. All I know is that I have a hangover.”
“Aw Dāmn. I really hope we didn’t.... Ugh.” Jackson sighed.
“Golly...I didn’t even think about that...” Alex said
Jackson blushed. “And even if we did... neither of us would’ve known....”
“Shît...this is bad. What time is it anyway...?”Alex asked
“Like...” Jackson pulled out his phone and checked the time. “About 10:30.....”
“Oh god...” Alex sighed. “This is crazy...”
“Wait... I just remembered something!” Jackson seemed pretty excited.
“It better be good news...” Alex said
“Chloe is our stalker, right? That means she was totally watching us last night.” Jackson said.
Alex nodded. “Good point...”
“Well if we find her, she’ll tell us what we did.” Jackson said.
“Yes...” Alex said. “But can we really trust her?”
“Well... almost. I’d say yes.” Jackson shrugged. “Not like we have another stalker who would tell the 100% truth.”
“I guess we don’t have another option.” Alex sighed
“Yup... lets go find her.” Jackson said as he stood up.
Alex shook his head. “No way. You can go. My head hurts too much.”
“Kay... see you in a minute.” Jackson walked outside the hut where he found Chloe sitting on the roof, spying on their conversation. Wow Chloe.
Alex laid down in the middle of the room for absolutely no reason.
(should I be worried that my cereal had little black dots in it?)
Jackson came back in the room, smiling. “She said that she definitely wrote about it, but we didn’t actually do it.”
(probably.)
Alex laughed. “I’m not sure if that’s good news or bad news.”
(whoops. too late.)
(I have to go. see you at around 8:00😘)
(okay...see you...)
“I’m pretty sure it’s good news.” Jackson smiled.
“Yeah...but it also confirms we have a stalker.” Alex said
“You’re right.... I found her on the roof of my hut.” Jackson sighed. “She’s way to committed to stalking us.”
“Well...that’s pretty darn bad.” Alex shook his head. “We need to do something about her.
“We could ask her politely?” Jackson suggested.
Alex laughed. “You can ask her politely. That’s not my thing.”
Jackson shrugged and went outside, only to see Chloe still sitting on the roof. “Hey... could you like, not stalk us?” [insert conversation that I’m too lazy to type here]
Alex walked outside and looked up at the roof. “Hey. You. Get lost.”
Chloe hissed. “No.”
“I said move.” Alex glared at Chloe
“I’ll move when you guys don’t love each other anymore!” Chloe shouted.
Alex sighed. “Is that a promise?”
“....Yeah. Sure.” Chloe said. (She obviously didn’t mean it. She was still going to write about them.)
“Chloe I’m serious. I’d do anything to get you to go away.” Alex said
Chloe gave Alex and Jackson a nice long stare before jumping off the roof and running away.
“Thank god she’s gone.” Alex groaned
“....Aren’t you concerned about how she got up on the roof and how she jumped off and ran away without a scratch?” Jackson looked at Alex like he was an idiot.
“No.” Alex said. “Should I be?”
“Well... I don’t know.” Jackson shrugged. “Maybe? I’m no doctor but a jump from that high should definitely deal some serious damage to her legs!”
“Why should I care about her?” Alex asked
“Because we haven’t gotten revenge.” Jackson smirked evilly.
“Look, I know we should get revenge, but I’m so not ready for that right now.” Alex said
“What should we do while we’re waiting for you to finally be ready to get revenge?” Jackson asked sarcastically.
“Murder me.” Alex suggested
“....I don’t have a knife.” Jackson said. He was being oddly casual about what Alex had just suggested.
(BAHAHAHAHAHA I’M JOHN LAURENS NOW)
“Then go get one of my pistols and shoot me.” Alex said
Jackson suddenly came to a realization of what Alex had just said. “What?! No!”
Alex sighed. “Why not?”
“I- I zoned out! I wasn’t paying attention to what you were saying! I would never shoot you!” Jackson was very, very worried.
“This is why I need new friends.” Alex said
“I- I’m sorry!” Jackson said.
“Don’t be sorry. It’s exactly what I expected from you.” Alex laughed
Jackson sighed. “B- but seriously. I would never want you die.”
“I know that.” Alex said. “You’re way too nice.”
Jackson laughed. “Nice? I thought I was being pretty rude. I mean— I’ve slept on top of you, called you cute so many times that it was annoying, squished your cheeks, and basically been a nuisance.”
“Yes but that’s only half of it. You’ve been nice to me too.” Alex sighed. “I can’t say the same about myself though.”
“You’ve been nice! You got me a fake ID!” Jackson smiled. “That’s pretty generous of you.”
“That wasn’t generous at all. I just owed you a favor.” Alex said
“This is getting annoying.” Jackson folded his arms. “Why are we arguing over which one of us is nicer?”
“Because I love arguing.” Alex laughed
“Well then....” Jackson smirked. “Wanna argue about which one of us is cuter?”
“That’s obviously you.” Alex said.
“No it’s totally you.” Jackson said.
“Jackson, have you ever actually looked at me? I’m not cute.” Alex shook his head. “Especially not right now.”
“Yeah buuut...” Jackson squished Alex’s cheeks. “Have you felt your cheeks? They’re so cute and squishy!”
“I’m ten seconds away from murdering you. No joke.” Alex said. “Any last words?”
“I died falling in love with the cutest ginger on earth.” Jackson said.
“Aw...maybe I won’t kill you.” Alex laughed
“Dāmn it.” Jackson blushed. “I wouldn’t have said that if I knew you weren’t being serious!”
Alex sighed. “Jackson, just because I have killed someone doesn’t mean I’m going to kill you.”
“Why’d I even take you seriously?” Jackson muttered. “You would never kill me.
“I would kill you if I had a reason.” Alex said
Jackson poked Alex’s cheek. “Would that be a reasonable enough reason?”
Alex nodded. “Yeah, it would be.”
“What about..... this?” Jackson kissed Alex’s forehead.
“No. That just makes up for all the reasons I should kill you.” Alex said
“Oh.” Jackson said. “OKAY! I now know to kiss you more often!”
Alex laughed. “Yeah, maybe you should do that more often.”
“So... if I do this.” Jackson poked Alex’s cheek. “And then I do this.” Jackson kissed Alex’s forehead. “I’ll be fine, right?”
“You’re making me change my mind about forgiving you.” Alex said
“You have to forgive me!” Jackson said. “Or else I won’t give you any more smoochies.” (smoochies meaning kisses in this case😂)
“That’s your problem, not mine.” Alex said. “Cause I ain’t forgiving you.”
“Aw...” Jackson sighed.
“Unless you apologize. Then I’ll give you one last chance.” Alex smiled. “I promise.”
“I’m sorry for squishing your cheeks...” Jackson said.
“And you won’t do it again?” Alex asked
“Uh..... no I won’t.” Jackson nodded.
Alex sighed. “I forgive you.”
“Thanks.” Jackson smiled. “One more thing....”
Alex frowned. “What now?”
“I may be sorry for squishing your cheeks, but I’m not sorry for this.” Jackson jumped on top of Alex and hugged him and kissed him all over. Cute.
Alex laughed. “Ye gods, you almost gave me a heart attack there.”
“Mwah.” Jackson gave Alex one last kiss before getting off of him. “Did I?” He laughed. “Well that’s just too bad.”
“I nearly died!” Alex said. “Although, That probably would have been the better outcome.”
“Pfft. I think it’s impossible to die from too much affection.” Jackson said.
“But it’s possible to die from a heart attack.” Alex pointed out
“Good point...” Jackson said. “But why have a heart attack when you could have me?”
Alex shrugged. “Because heart attacks kill people.”
“Well I can kill people too!” Jackson sounded jealous of heart attacks.
“Then please kill me already.” Alex said
“No! I would never kill you. I love you too much.” Jackson said.
Alex laughed. “Aw. Cute.”
Jackson glared at Alex. “You’re cuter.”
“No.” Alex sighed. “I’m really not.”
“Yes. You are. Your shortness makes you cute.” Jackson smiled.
“Okay, that’s it.” Alex glared at Jackson. “You have crossed a line my friend.”
“Wait... you don’t like your height being pointed out?” Jackson didn’t know that Alex didn’t like his height to be made fun of, but he didn’t.
“Of course I don’t!” Alex said. “I’m so short it’s not even funny!”
(oh my god. I’m only two or three inches shorter than alex😂😂)
“Aw, poor Alex.” Jackson laughed. “The midget is getting mad.”
(ALEX IS SURPRISINGLY TALLER THAN SOMEONE😂😂)
“I’m pretty sure if you were this short you wouldn’t find it funny.” Alex said
(wait. Lucie might be as tall as Alex...)
“Does the baby wanna piggy back ride?” Jackson asked in a baby voice. (y’know. that voice people use when they talk to babies.)
(.......Well is she?😂)
“That’s it. I’ll be back when I find something to kill you with.” Alex said, walking away from Jackson
(I don’t know.)
Jackson started laughing uncontrollably. “I don’t think babies are allowed to have knifes!”
(hm......)
Alex picked up the spear he had made the other night, and threw it, barely missing Jackson.
“JESUS!!” Jackson stared at Alex in shock. “I didn’t want those to be my last words!”
“I told you I would kill you if I had a reason.” Alex said. “And that was just a warning.”
“CAN YOU GUYS NOT KILL EACH OTHER?!” Chloe shouted from... somewhere that wasn’t visible to Alex or Jackson. “CUZ I WANT YOU TO STAY ALIVE!!”
“I CAN KILL WHOEVER THE HÊLL I WANT!” Alex shouted back
“I would rather die before either of you because I can watch you from heaven without getting caught... I’m starting to think dying wouldn’t be such a bad thing after all!” Chloe smiled and revealed herself to Alex and Jackson.
(Chloe has a good point.)
“Then maybe I’ll kill both of you.” Alex said.
“NO NO NO!! KILL ME!! DON’T KILL HIM!!” Chloe shouted
“I’ve got an even better idea.” Alex smiled
“What?” Chloe asked.
“I kill myself first.” Alex said
“No.” Chloe said. It was that simple.
Alex laughed. “I’m just kidding, nobody is getting killed.”
“Good. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more writing to do.” And just like that, Chloe was gone.
Alex walked back over to Jackson. “Look, I’m sorry I almost killed you.”
“You better be.” Jackson said.
Alex nodded. “I really am. And I’d like to know how I can make it up to you.”
“Uh.... I gotta think about it...” Jackson said.
“Well, I’m the meantime, I’m going to go get my spear out from the bottom of the ocean.” Alex said. “If I don’t come back, then I gotten eaten by a sea creature.”
*in
“Kay.” Jackson nodded and began to think. (Alex shall not die, for his stalker, Chloe, shall protect him at all costs)
Alex took off his shirt and coat before wandering off into the ocean to find his spear.
Jackson stared at the ocean and thought as he waited for Alex.
Alex didn’t come back. But his spear did wash up on the shore.
“You can make it up to me by being alive...” Jackson muttered.
“He’s probably dead.” Eliza said from behind Jackson, where she had been standing for some time now
“We have a stalker who wouldn’t let that happen so I’m pretty sure he’s alive.” Jackson shrugged.
“I’m well aware of that Jackson.” Eliza said. “I hate to say it, but you have two.”
“Were you.... watching us last night?” Jackson somehow immediately knew that Eliza was the other stalker.
Eliza laughed. “You really think I’m going to tell you?”
“Yeah.” Jackson nodded.
“Well I’m not.” Eliza said. “But I will tell you that I know everything that’s happened between you two.”
“Bye.” Jackson walked into the ocean to go find Alex.
Eliza watched Jackson go, not sure why she had been so rude to him.
Jackson was down there for a while. Oh look, 7 minutes have passed and he just came back to land, dragging Alex behind him.
Alex was...somehow perfectly fine.
“Did you try to drown yourself on purpose?” Jackson asked.
“I didn’t try to drown myself.” Alex said
“Really?” Jackson asked again.
“I’ll tell you one last time. I didn’t try to drown myself.” Alex repeated.
“I trust you. But why were you underwater for so long?” Jackson asked.
“Because....I wanted you to think I got eaten by a sea creature.” Alex burst out laughing.
Jackson glared at Alex. “I thought you drowned.”
Alex sighed. “Okay, I’m sorry. Now I really need to make it up to you.”
“Well first of all, I want you to get dried off before I ask you to do anything else.” Jackson said.
“That will take hours Jackson.” Alex said
Jackson left for a moment then came back with two towels, one for Alex and one for Alex’s hair. He put one towel over Alex’s shoulders and began to dry his hair with the other.
“Golly...I really couldn’t ask for a better friend.” Alex smiled
(speed shower. I’ll be back.)
“Well, Yeah. You could. You could ask for a friend who doesn’t make fun of your height and poke your cheeks.” Jackson shrugged.
(mmmmkay)
(I’m back)
“No, I can’t ask for that friend.” Alex said. “That friend is dead.”
Jackson sighed. “Don’t go getting depressing on me. I’m mad at you.”
(heyyyyy)
Alex shrugged. “I’m not surprised.”
“I’m gonna ask you to do a few things for me to make up for trying to kill me and pretending that you got eaten by a sea creature. Got that?” Jackson asked.
Alex nodded. “Got it...”
“Tomorrow when we leave, I want you to sit next to me on the plane, Okay?” Jackson asked.
“I-I guess I can do that...” Alex said looking down at the floor
“By the way, now we have two stalkers.” Jackson said. “Chloe and Eliza.”
“No...Eliza’s no stalker...” Alex shook his head
“She told me while you were underwater.” Jackson said.
“She lied to you.” Alex said
“Really? She seems like she would definitely stalk us.” Jackson said.
“Actually...we both lied to you...” Alex said
Jackson glared at Alex. “Eliza lied to me about stalking us and what did you lie to me about?”
Alex shrugged. “Basically the same thing. She hasn’t been stalking us, I told her. And now she hates you.”
“That’s reasonable.” Jackson nodded.
“A-and she hates me too...” Alex said.
“Also reasonable.” Jackson said.
“And I can’t live with that. Especially now that you hate me too.” Alex said
“I don’t hate you. I’m just mad at you until you make it up to me.” Jackson said.
“I don’t know if I want to make it up to you.” Alex said
“So you want me to be mad at you forever?” Jackson asked.
“That’s what I deserve, isn’t it?” Alex smiled
“No.” Jackson said. “Knowing What you’ve been through, you deserve something good to happen.”
Alex shook his head. “I’m beyond that Jackson. All I deserve is hêll.”
“I want you to do something for me.” Jackson said.
“Fine. What do you want?” Alex asked
“I want you to stop feeling bad and guilty.” Jackson said.
“I’m sorry Jackson. You don’t understand this, but I’ll never be able to do that.” Alex said
“Okay. I have something else.” Jackson said.
“Yeah...?” Alex asked
(Zoey. you are lame. you’re missing out on the icon party.)
“Is there something you want me to do?” Jackson asked.
Alex nodded. “There is...”
(EH WELL I’VE ALWAYS BEEN THE DIFFERENT ONE IN THE GROUP. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE PEGGY.)
“What is it?” Jackson asked.
(🙄)
“I want you to stay away from me.” Alex said
(*rollerblades out with my hair in a huge ponytail while wearing Hello Kitty glasses and drinking some bubble tea* peace out peeps)
“Kay. Bye.” Jackson waved and walked away from Alex.
“Thank you...” Alex said, clearly upset
“Why....?” Chloe was stalking Alex again. “Was it because you wanted me to stop stalking you guys and stop writing about you?”
“No. It was because I didn’t want to hurt him.” Alex said
“This’ll be a different genre I’m going to start writing about then...” Chloe sighed.
(Ugh. There’s a hole in my favorite shirt.)
“Do you have a knife?” Alex asked
“No but I have a pencil. And even if I did have a knife, I would never give you it.” Chloe shrugged.
“But I need one.” Alex said
“You only want a knife so you can kill yourself, right?” Chloe asked.
“Nope.” Alex shook his head
“Why do you want one then?” Chloe asked.
“I’m not telling you.” Alex said
“Eh. Fine.” Chloe shrugged. “Here ya go.” She tossed Alex a knife. Don’t throw knives kids, it’s dangerous.
Alex somehow caught the knife and began writing something on his arm with it.
“Dāmn it.” Chloe sighed.
Alex rolled his eyes. “Shut up Chloe.”
Chloe began writing but she didn’t seem as excited as usual.
Eliza walked up behind Chloe and watched her. Which is creepy.
Chloe wasn’t writing her usual spicy stuff, she was writing something more emotional. “Can you please go away? I don’t like other people looking at my writing...” Chloe scooted away from Eliza.
“I wanted to see if you were okay.” Eliza said
“I’m fine.” Chloe said.
“Well, Alright then.” Eliza said
Chloe closed her notebook which said ‘Chloes writing: Please don’t read. It’ll give you nightmares.’ “Why do you ask?”
“Something seemed off here.” Eliza said
“It’s probably cuz I’m not as excited to write a different genre of writing that I’m not used to.” Chloe sighed.
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