It's 5:00pm and I am on my second bowl of cereal and I am so fat I might have three

HOLY-SMOKES

It's 5:00pm and I am on my second bowl of cereal and I am so fat I might have three


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"i am so fat i might have three" *looks down at my seventh bowl of cereal* oh
I am also fat and am distressed because my mom doesn't let me eat cereal