I was thinking of this because people name their kids May, April, and June and I'm like "why don't people name their kids after other months like November or January"

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I was thinking of this because people name their kids May, April, and June and I'm like "why don't people name their kids after other months like November or January"

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I would name my child Mayonnaise but always call it May for short. it can't be shortened to anything so people won't ask but my child will just have to live knowing that her name is Mayonnaise....
and you know, when the register gets called at school- "Mayonnaise?" *the whole class stifles laughter*. my daughter, glaring- "here, miss"... I should not be allowed children
neither of us should be allowed to have children obviously
Clearly not. I would probably lose my child tbh. or name it something like Daniel Phillip the first
honestly my daughter would be named January February and my son would be Patrick Andy
would probably name my child after all of MCR tbh
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