Oh my god guys I wish I could share to you the magic of Chloes spicy writing but I can’t because if I did, then you’d all be scarred for life.

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Oh my god guys I wish I could share to you the magic of Chloes spicy writing but I can’t because if I did, then you’d all be scarred for life.


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YO I WANNA HEAR THE WRITING
PLEASE
I don’t have nightmares
okay...my nightmares are kinda strange...
I will be right back.
I’m back
hi
YAY I LOVE YOU
WOW
nah idk what your talking about haha
well gee...you must tell me more someday
great.
yeah
yes?
sure
Chloe had fallen asleep on Eliza, still hugging her.
Eliza was now awake, but didn’t want to disturb Chloe because she was so cute.
“Are you awake?” Chloe mumbled. She sounded like a little kid, waking up early on Christmas Day, asking her little sister if she wanted to go open up their presents.
“Yeah.” Eliza nodded. “Good morning Chloe.”
“Good morning Eliza.” Chloe smiled.
“Good morning to both of you.” Alex said. He was standing in the doorway watching them, which was kind of creepy.
“Oh hi.” Chloe looked at Alex sleepily without the same smile she gave Eliza.
(ELISZA LOOK)
(WHAT)
“Get up. We have to get going.” Alex said, somewhat glaring at Chloe.
“Okay...” Chloe said, and went off to get changed.
“Where are we going...?” Eliza asked sleepily.||”Colombia University.” Alex said. “We have some sleuthing to do.”
Chloe walked back into the room, her hair still messy, and sat back down onto the bed next to Eliza. “Oh yeah. I forgot that was why we were here.”
(SORRY I DISAPPEARED IM BACK NOW)
“Well, we have to go now.” Alex said. “Wait..where did Jackson go?”
(oh hi)
“I don’t know.” Chloe shrugged. “But I think he went out to get ice cream or something last night.”
(sorry about that)
“In New York?! By himself?!” Alex nearly screamed, clearly worried.
(I forgive you.)
“Uh... Yeah?” Chloe said.
(I got yelled at😂)
“And where is he now?!” Alex asked
(OooOOooOoOoOoOooOHhHhHhHhhHhHhhhhHhH😂😂 What did you get yelled at for?)
“Heck if I know. I was here all night... surprisingly.” Chloe said.
(I was needed to help with sets)
(ah yes. interesting.)
“Oh my god. We need to find him!” Alex said hurriedly. “Like, now.”
(stupid bleachers)
“Okay but... Eliza still needs to get changed.” Chloe said and looked at Eliza.
(Wanna hear some quotes from Chloes spicy writing?)
“Fine.” Eliza said, getting changed in front of Chloe and Alex. and didn’t seem to care. “Can we go now?”
(sure)
I’ll be right back!!
Chloe snorted and put her hands over her mouth in shock. “Y- yeah. Sure.”
(Hilarious Quote 1: Alex tried to kiss my neck, but he couldn’t quite reach, so he settled for my collarbone instead.)
UGH FINE LEAVE ME AGAIN
I’m back
(I LOVE THAT QUOTE SO MUCH)
Hi
Eliza looked at Chloe strangely. “Are you okay?”
(I didn’t think it was that amazing.....😂)
(ITS HILARIOUS😂)
“T- tooootally...” Chloe laughed awkwardly.
(I have another one)
(LET ME HEAR)
“You clearly aren’t.” Eliza said.||Alex sighed “Can we go already?!”
(Hilarious Quote 2: I bury my face in Alex’s soft and messy ginger hair. It smells nice, like peaches.)
(PEACHES?!)
“I- I’m fine. A- and we should go, You’re right.” Chloe nodded.
(Yes Elisza, peaches.)
“My car is out front.” Alex said. “I think....”
(where did you get that from?)
“And if it isn’t there?” Chloe said, beginning to walk out the door.
“Then we steal one.” Alex shrugged
(I just made it up. I don’t know. Alex just seems like the kind of guy to have peach scented shampoo I guess. And Jackson seems like the kind of guy who would enjoy the smell of peaches.)
(okay. that is a new fact.)
Chloe thought for a moment. “I guess that’d be fine.”
(Hey Elisza😏 Wanna hear a spicy quote?)
Eliza groaned. “No stealing!”
(YES)
“Ugh Fine. We won’t.” Chloe sighed.
“Thank you.” Eliza said. “Now let’s go.”
(Spicy Quote 1: I can feel him breathing against my chest, softly kissing me every now and then.)
(awwwww....)
“Okay.” Chloe said.
“Come on.” Alex said leading Chloe and Eliza outside
(And there’s a part 2 to that sentence too)
(okay?)
Chloe followed Alex outside, with her usual adorable smile on her face.
(Spicy Quote 2: My arms land over Alex’s shoulders as he hugs me tight, like a child clinging to his mother.)
“Ah great.” Alex smiled. “My car is still here.” He said walking over to a really nice old car.
(THESE ARE SO FREAKING CUTE)
“I call shotgun.” Chloe said, hopping into the passengers seat.
(ELISZA WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS NEXT ONE)
Alex laughed. “You can both sit up front. It fits three people.”||”I call the window seat!” Eliza said
(OKAY)
(Spicy Quote 3: I kept my face in Alex’s curly, peach-smelling, ginger hair, letting out soft moans and whispers of pleasure every so often.)
“And now we’re detectives, going to find 2 people.” Chloe said. “Vroom vroom.”
(still adorable...)
“One person.” Alex said
(Yes but it is spicy as well.)
Chloe nodded. “One person...” She then whispers to herself, “For now.”
(true)
“Yeah...” Eliza sighed. “It’s so weird doing this without Phillip...”
(Oh hey and just a little background knowledge, apparently Chloe is right outside the bedroom???😂 And shes just listening to all this go down?????😂😂)
“Was Phillip...” Chloe paused. What she would’ve said if she finished sentence was ‘Was Phillip your brother?’
(apparently)
Eliza nodded. “H-he helped us sometimes...”
I’ll be right back
*sigh* you’ll be back
(imagine what it’s like for her to be hearing this)
“Aw...” Chloe hugged Eliza, trying to comfort. “Well... I’m helping you now!” She smiled.
(I’m back)
(oh hi)
(hi)
(hi)
“Guys!” Alex said. “We need to focus!”
“Right. We’re looking for a stoner ginger who enjoys folding origami and wearing makeup.” Chloe nodded, trying to focus on her objectives.
“Yes....” Alex sighed. “We are never going to find him...”
“Oh please. I’m a freaking stalker. I think we have it easy while I’m here with you.” Chloe said.
“I-I guess...” Alex said, nearly driving into a tree. “I’m just really worried.”
“I don’t think it’s safe to even get in a car with you.” Chloe said, climbing out the car window. “I don’t think you even know how to use the prindle correctly.” Chloe thinks that the gear shift is called the prindle.
“It’s perfectly safe.” Alex said. “Now get back in before I hit you with the car.”
“You can’t hit me even if you tried.” Chloe said smugly, putting hands in her hips.
Alex pulled over. “Get in. I wouldn’t have a drivers license if it wasn’t safe.”
“....Okay Fine.” Chloe sighed and got back into the car, through the door this time.
“Thank you.” Alex sighed. “Do you really think we’ll find him?”
“Yes. I do.” Chloe nodded.
“But we won’t...” Alex said. “This is useless...”
“He’s probably at an outdoor mall or something, getting ice cream and hairbrushes.” Chloe shrugged.
“Ugh...I don’t even know where to look...I mean, he could be anywhere!” Alex groaned
A familiar ginger boy walked past the car with an ice cream, looking down at the ground. || “I guess you’re right.” Chloe shrugged.
“Wait...I have an idea.” Alex pulled the car over and stood up. “If anyone has seen a really strange and adorable ginger please send him to me!” Alex shouted
“I’m not strange and adorable!” PLOT TWIST that gingery boy with the ice cream was Jackson. || “I think we found him.” Chloe smirked.
(OH MY GOD NELLIE JUST CALLED ARCHIES PHONE NUMBER)
“Jackson, is that you?” Alex asked looking highly annoyed
(DID ANYTHING HAPPEN?????)
(YES😂)
“No.” Jackson said, even though it was clearly him.
(TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT)
“Well in that case I give up.” Alex said. “Hopefully I brought my pistols.”
(just...you call it)
(Elisza. No.)
(YES)
“Are you that freaking dense Alex?” Chloe asked. “It’s obviously Jackson.”
(nOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooO)
(YES)
(I said no.)
“Whatever Chloe. I said I give up.” Alex said
(why not?)
(I have my reasons)
(do you not have a phone?)
Jackson sighed and looked up. “It’s me. What’re you guys doing?” He climbed into the backseat, like he belonged there.
(Elisza. I said I have my reasons.)
“Well, most of us are looking for you.” Eliza said. “Alex on the other hand is freaking out and failing to drive a car.”
(ooookay)
“He almost drove us into a tree!” Chloe laughed. || “Is that so?” Jackson seemed.... skeptical.
“No. I’m fine.” Alex said nearly backing into another tree.||Eliza laughed. “Totally fine.”
(Hey Elisza. Wanna hear a quote from Chloes writing?)
(OF COURSE I DO)
“I’m starting to think that Chloe is even more qualified to drive a car than you.” Jackson laughed.
(Hilarious Quote 3: I look down to find Alex laying on my chest with his eyes closed, breathing quietly. He looked adorable, like a sleeping baby.)
“Well I’m the only one of us with a drivers license here, so I think not.” Alex scoffed
(adorable. even though we all know Alex never sleeps.)
“I’ll have you know that I have been my own getaway driver 17 times. I think I am totally qualified.” Chloe said.
(Who said he was sleeping?😏)
(I just assumed because that is actually the definition of how Alex sleeps)
“Yeah, well when we get pulled over and I have to explain how you don’t have a drivers license, then what?” Alex asked.
(Oh, That’s cute.)
(ye. very cute.)
“We won’t get pulled over. I’d be driving to fast.” Chloe shrugged.
(oh hey I have another quote)
“Thats the reason we would get pulled over.” Alex sighed. “And that will end up with us in jail. And I can’t have that happen. Again.”
(YAAAAAYYYY)
(Hilarious Quote 4: I hold him close to me and kiss his forehead as if to say, “I love you, you adorable mess.”)
(“adorable mess”)
“Again?” Jackson asked.
(That’s a very accurate description, right?)
“Again.” Alex nodded.
(VERY accurate)
IRIS WHAT THE HÊLL?!
“I think I’d rather be in jail than have my vertebrae severely damaged by you and your terrible driving.” Chloe said.
IRIS YOU SCARED ME
“I’ll be more careful.” Alex sighed. “I promise.”
SAME HERE
“I think that’s a lie.” Jackson whispered to Eliza and Chloe. “I’m pretty sure he can’t keep a promise.”
WELL NUMBER ONE, YOU JUST POPPED IN HERE AS IF YOU BELONGED???? AND NUMBER TWO, THAT IS JUST SURPRISING
“I can keep a promise.” Alex said almost hitting some idiot who decided to cross the street at a green light. “And that was not my fault.”
YOU ARE A FREAKING STALKER IRIS
it does?
“...Okay he has a point there. It’s just plain stupid to walk across a street when the light is green.” Chloe nodded
reminds you of what?
“And I will remind you all that I do wear glasses and I’m having a hard time seeing some things.” Alex said
“Yeah but are your glasses as snazzy as mine?” Chloe pulled sunglasses out of nowhere and wore them like a queen.
“No. I don’t even own a pair of glasses anymore.” Alex admitted
ugh...I don’t wanna take a shower. can I just pretend I did?
“Well that’s not good. You should get a new pair then.” Jackson suggested.
I guess that works
“I can’t.” Alex sighed. “I’m way too broke. Especially after I had to give my brother $500.”
“Why’d he even need $500?” Jackson asked.
Alex shrugged. “I have no idea. Honestly.”
“Then why’d you even give it to him?” Jackson asked.
“Um...I’m kinda owe him a lot of money.” Alex said. “About...I think $5,000 dollars. Which is more than I own at the moment.”
Chloe opened her mouth to suggest something, but immediately closed it. Elisza, you probably know what her suggestion was.
“But...Is really appreciate if we didn’t talk about this.” Alex said
“That works for me.” Jackson shrugged, not knowing what he had just said because he has never in his life ever seen a musical. || Chloe tried not to laugh, but failed miserably.
“That reminds me of something!” Eliza said
goodnight Iris💙
“Yeah?” Jackson looked at Eliza.
night Iris💛
“We hav tickets to go see Dear Evan Hansen on Broadway tomorrow night.” Eliza smiled
“Dear Evan Hansen? Is that a musical?” Jackson seemed completely and utterly confused. || Chloe practically choked on air. “So I don’t wanna spoil it or anything, but basically there’s this guy who has a crush on this girl but then everybody wants that guy and this other guy to be like dating or something. And then there’s the jokey guy who you can’t help but fall in love with— figuratively, not literally.”
(ELISZA YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND)
“Bad explanation Chloe.” Eliza sighed. “Wait...Alex, why are we here?”||Alex pulled into the driveway of a very impressive colonial era house. “Welcome to the Schuyler mansion.”
(WHAT)
“I promised myself in my dreams that I wouldn’t go here... unless I broke in.” Chloe said. “I’m not goin’ in there.”
“There is someone here who could be a huge help.” Alex said.||Eliza stared straight ahead at nothing, like something was there.
“This place looks fancy...” Jackson said.
(AND HERCULES IS STILL THE FLOWER GIRL😂😂)
(YUP)
“It’s one of Eliza’s families homes.” Alex said, trying to figure out what Eliza was looking at. “Betsy...are you okay .”
“One Of them?” Jackson asked this question to nobody in particular. || “Maybe it’s the ghost of Phillip...” Chloe put her hands over Eliza’s eyes so now she couldn’t see anything.
Alex nodded. “Yeah. One of them.”||Eliza started tearing up. “Phillip...he’s right here...”
“Wow.” Jackson said. || “I told you there was ghost!” Chloe said. “We gotta... gotta... get her in touch with the spirit world so she can talk to him!”
“No!” Eliza said moving away from Chloe. “I-I wanna go home...”
“Home as in... here? Or as in back at the apartment?” Chloe seemed confused.
“I-I don’t know....” Eliza said. “Anywhere but here.”||”Lets just go back to the apartment.” Alex sighed. “I’ll come here by myself.”
Chloe turned to Alex and glared at him. “You heard her. Let’s go.”
“I’m going.” Alex backed out of the driveway somewhat successfully
(Elisza at my wedding I will pay any amount possible just to get Okieriete Onaodowan to be the flower girl)
(Zoey, who would ever marry you?)
Jackson figured he’d take a nap in the backseat. It was sad because he had nobody to cling onto. But hey, at least he wasn’t snoring like a zombie.
(You.)
(hm...I’ve never thought about that.)
About twenty minutes later they arrived back at Alex’s apartment.
(Oh yeah then there are like the hundreds of guys at my school who don’t know I prefer girls over boys)
(oh wow)
Jackson was still sleeping. Don’t wake up the sleeping angel.
(Okay Maybe not hundreds of them but I’m thinking around 7-15 guys)
Alex looked back at Jackson and sighed. “You ladies go inside. I’ll make sure Jackson doesn’t get kidnapped while he’s sleeping.”||Eliza nodded. “O-Okay...”
(how lovely)
“Okay.” Chloe grabbed Eliza’s hand and went up into the apartment with her.
(actually how about 0 guys. I mean seriously. Nobody likes a person who is always quoting musicals and singing Say No To This in school.)
“I-I’m Sorry Chloe...” Eliza said, sitting down
(good thing I’m a nobody)
(aw😂)
“Sorry about what? You did absolutely nothing wrong.” Chloe said.
“Yeah I did...I did a lot of things wrong.” Eliza said.||Alex took off his coat and put it on Jackson like a blanket, even though he was freezing.
“No you didn’t...” Chloe put an arm over Eliza’s shoulder. “The world’s a messed up place. Whatever it is you thought you did wrong, it wasn’t your fault.” || “Thank....” Jackson mumbled, almost inaudible.
ELISZA ITS NOW OFFICIALLY APRIL 27!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Chloe...I’m sorry about not telling you something sooner...” Eliza sighed||Alex smiled. “You’re welcome Jackson.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
WOOP WOOP
I GOT YOU A PRESENT
“Not telling me what...?” Chloe asked. || Ladies and gentlemen, I know present to you the moment that Jackson turned into an Angel living on earth.
WHAT IS IT?
“That you have been like my guardian angel this past week.” Eliza said. “And I would like to thank you for it.”||Alex started...counting sheep. Again.
“I have?” Chloe looked so cute when she was confused.
Eliza nodded. “You’ve just been so kind to me...and I’ve never done anything for you...”
“What Do you mean? You done tons for me!” Chloe smiled. “You’ve been an awesome friend!”
“Not really...” Eliza said. “I’ve just used you as an outlet for all my problems.”
“But we did go and get ice cream together. And that was nice.” Chloe pointed out. “Besides, I don’t mind if you wanna tell me everything that’s wrong.”
“I still feel bad...” Eliza smiled. “And I want to make it up to you.”
“Uh well...” Chloe blushed. “I guess there’s one thing you can do to make it up...”
“Yeah...?” Eliza asked
“I need you to not freak out about what I’m about to do.” Chloe said.
“Fine. I won’t freak out.” Eliza said looking a little worried
Chloe quickly kissed Eliza’s cheek and said nothing afterwards.
Eliza smiled a little. “Now why would I freak out?”
“I don’t know.” Chloe shrugged, also smiling a little.
(Elisza.)
“I mean, people do that all the time.” Eliza shrugged. “It’s pretty normal.”
(yes?)
(Can I Quote some Dear Evan Hansen please?)
(I guess...)
“It is?” Chloe asked. “I thought kissing people on the lips was normal.”
“No...that’s less normal.” Eliza said.
(THE INSANELY COOL JARED KLEINMAN)
“Hm... Well I’ve always known I was never normal so...” Chloe shrugged. “I don’t see a problem there.”
“There is no such thing as normal Chloe.” Eliza said
“You have a good point there...” Chloe nodded.
ELISZA I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA
“Look...I’m pretty tired...I think I’m gonna head off to sleep.” Eliza said
ye?
WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL, I WILL ONLY SPEAK IN QUOTES FROM MUSICALS
GREAT
“Can I come with you?” Chloe smiled.
Eliza nodded. “Of course...”
Friend: YO. ZO. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Me: *in cheery Elder Price voice* Hello. *smiles*
“Thanks.” Chloe said.
“You’re welcome.” Eliza said heading off to sleep
(goodnight💙)
(goodnight💛)
Chloe went back to hugging Eliza from behind as they slept.
HI
HELLO
ALLO
no I cannot
why?
it’s creepy
that is a very good reason
what?
*glares*
fine
ye?
AHHHHH WHY DID YOU POINT THAT OUT?!
then just eat the clouds
they do
I do too
so?
hm...
...
YAY
uh oh...
yes
VERY CUTE
lovely
aw...
yes
yeah...
yes?
ye