“Mommy and daddy are fighting, but I fixed it with the power of flex tape!” “Bleu is trying to steal my fúćking joke, but it’s ok, I strangled her with the power of FLEX TAPE”

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“Mommy and daddy are fighting, but I fixed it with the power of flex tape!” “Bleu is trying to steal my fúćking joke, but it’s ok, I strangled her with the power of FLEX TAPE”


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What is flex tape???
re: Ugh, how did you deal with it?? I've barely had two conversations with the guy and I didn't get to know him beyond his name because they were just like "can you send me your paper" because I had to peer review it
Like I don't even know why I like him because it can't really be an emotional thing too much because I don't know him, and right now I feel fine but when he talks to me I get all shaky
Ok that's some solid advice thanks
Idk honestly
It's like my conscious part of me is like "yeah he's cute but I don't know him and I don't want to date rn anyway but he's nice" and then the rest of my brain is like "AHFKSOSNWLSKLW PAANIIIIIICC"
so a crush crush but I'm still confused lol
dude same tbh I'm stealing his threat dont tell him
what is this flex tape you speak of