i have two copies of this picture on my phone and now i'n drinking a way-too-chocolatey mocha

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i have two copies of this picture on my phone and now i'n drinking a way-too-chocolatey mocha


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Y'see
those two halts of the sentence didn't work together
*halfs
that's like me saying I ate a fish yesterday and there is a grey couch in my house
that actually sounds like a sentence i would say
i like doing that a lot
putting two ideas together to make one idea that doesn't make any sense together
although usually it works by someone saying "i just took a shower" and then i say "hey speaking of showers can we go get breadsticks from pizza house?"
Please try to be relevant
never
but you just made me laugh quite a bit thank you
you're welcome