HELLOOOOOOOO

I'm at school rn it's ending soon though and Ima come back when I get home bro

HALLO FRENS.

Hiiiiii! This is the only party I'll ever come to!

EMO PARTY STUFF

SEE YOU LATER THEN I GUESSS.

MOST EMOEST PARTY EVER BRUH

welp

Greetings, earthlings

Hi thereeee.

hello!

LET'S EMO UNTIL THE EMO IS NO MORE. WHICH IS NEVER. AND IF IT ISN'T NEVER, WE'LL BRING BRENDON URIE OUT OF MY CLOSET

Hi! Hello!

YUS. EMO IS FUREVER WITH BRENDON URIE.

youareverywelcomehaveacookie

@My-Final-Tree I was about to make a joke. I've decided not to

Heyyy

You're welcome because emoness

ALL EMOS WELCOME. IF YOU'RE NOT EMO....You're still welcome I guess.

@fxckitsanotherphangirl I feel like it was sad and MCR related.

I RAN INTO A WALL BECAUSE I WAS TYPING

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

WELL DONE.

WELL DONEEEE

ALL HAIL GEESUS.

@My-Final-Tree Nah, it was a Brendon Urie being gay joke

@fxckitsanotherphangirl I think that's welcome here.

Yeahhhh do the jokeeee.

Okayyyyy

Fun fact Stephanie meters wanted Gerard to play Edward Cullen

*meyers

^Yas I knowww.

@fxckitsanotherphangirl Definitely. All in favour of gay Brendon jokes say "I".

HI MEMEY FREN.

The joke is, it's about time that Brendon came out of the closet

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Yeahhhhhh! That's what I like to hear! XD

@Babes and My-Final-Tree I DID IT

I have an inside joke with a few people and Rhiannon about Brendon being in my closet.

YAYYY BEST JOKE THANG. PROUD OF YOU FREN.

Yeah. We kidnapped him. He lives in her closet now.

I AM PROUD

YAY

With jelly beans and band merch.

@EVERYONE. I CALL RHIANNON COUPLY NAMES AS I DO EVERYONE EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

HERE, HAVE A COOKIE. BEST BRENDON JOKERS DESERVES COOKEH *THROWS COOKIES AT YOU!!!*

It's a long story.

I CHOKED ON MY GRAPE JUICE

RHIANNONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I NEARLY SWALLOWED MY RETAINER

I HAD TO DO A THING BUT I HAVE RETURNED. HELLO FRENS. I IZ BACK.

YAY I MISSED YOUUU

YES???????

@My-Final-Tree WELL THEN. DONT DO THAT

I MISSED YOU TOOOO.

I DID IT AGAIN

@RHIANNON ANSWER THE ROLEPLAY YOU SPOON

I LEAVE FOR ONE MINUTES AND YOU ALMOST SWALLOW YOUR RETAINER DEAR LORD.

I ISN'T A SPOOOON. ;-;

I'M TRYING TO HOST A PARTY HEREEEE

IVE DONE THAT BEFORE its painful

I'M SORRY BUT LIKE DON'T TRUST ME WITH EXISTING I AM SO SURPRISED THAT I AM NOT DEAD YET

AWE. YOUR BEAUTIFUL THOUGH

I REPLIED TO YOUR RP YOU PROUD OF ME???

@CleverCrecendo My emo god, it must be

@RHIANNON/BAE YES IM VERY PROUD OF YOU ❤️

Rhiannonnnnn, help me to just not XD

THANK YOUUUU.

Just not whatttt?

YOURE WELCOME. LOVE YOU

I nearly just spelled your name wrong for the first time like ever. I was typing so fast that I wrote "Rhainnon"

I nearly spelled it right while purposely spelling it wrong

HELP ME TO JUST NOT DIE IN A STUPID WAY

I wrote Thiannon earlier. Then I wrote Thianom.

DUNT DIEEE. *POURS MONSTER ON YOU*

Thianom. THIANOM.

Winona Ryder is really cute ok bye

How does this have 85 comments already

THANK YOU I AM NOW IMMORTAL.

I don't know much about Winona Ryder but yeah she pwetty.

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.

It has 85 comments bc I'm a great party host.

*Lives*

GUYS/GIRLS/PEOPLE OF NO GENDER EVERYONE THINKS IM A VAMPIRE

I THINK I'M VAMPIRE...

BUT I AM A VAMPIRE...

WE'RE ALL VAMPIRES HEREEE WOOOH.

RHIANNON MIND MELDDDDDD

I'M NOT A VAMPIRE BUT I FEEL LIKE ONEEEEEEEE.

ALRIGHT SAME. I HISSED AT THE SUN AND WENT BACK INSIDE

((Josh)) DUN DUN DUNNNNN

We're all mad here...

^^Me.

SCIENCE STOP

I ALSO BIT MY TONGUE AND IT PUT A HOLE IN IT

UNH I'm waiting for school to end. the wifi is slow.

@SCIENCE PLS STOP SCARING US JUST NO STAHP.

Nuhhhh school sucks. ;-;

YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS OKAY?

EW school. school=people=socializing=horrible=NO EE

EW*

MY PC JUST CRASHED. I THINK THIS PARTY IS TOO HYPE.

SAME

Well then I'm back

MINE CRASHES TOO MUCH FOR CRASHING

HELLO PEOPLES. WANT COOKIES?

COOKIES?

YAS. COOKIIESSSS. COOKIES FOR EVEYONEEE!!

I WANT COOKIES

COOKIES

I WANT COOKIES. CAN THEY BE EMO COOKIES? I WANT EMO COOKIES.

*THROWS EMO COOKIES FOR ALL FRENS*

GET DA COOKIEHS!

EMO COOKIES WITH DYED HAIR FRINGES FOR ICING

YES

I LOVE EMO COOKIESSSS

Teh cookies have no soul

EVERYONE LOVES EMO COOKIES.

I don't have one either so I am a cookie.

THE COOKIES ARE BLACK. LIKE MY SOULLLL.

@Rhiannon same

I JUST REALISED I LOST MY MCR BRACELET NOOOOO. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don't have a heart. But I have a very sad, dark soul.

also Dave grohl is amazing and if you say other wise I will personally kill you ok bye again

NOOOOO I LOST MY BVB BADGE AND I MISS IT

My soul scares me

attempts party

gets scared from the social communication

NUHHH R.I.P. BVB BADGE.

YOU WILL BE MISSED.

Dave Grohl is my spirit animal. Wait, never mind. He's too good to be my spirit animal.

DON'T BE SCARED FREEEN. WE DON'T BITE.

I MISS IT SO MUCH HELP

I'd be scared of these people in real life but Internet so meh

Yeah same.

crawls out of corner

party attempt #2

YAYY COME OUT AND PARTY. WANT A COOKIEH?

@Strange-Potato Murp indeed

THEY'RE EMO COOKIEESSSSS.

HEYYYYYY

YEAH! HAVE A COOKIE! THEY'RE NICE AND EMO!

I'd like an emo cookie \('n')

*Throws emo cookie at you*

EMO COOKIES FOR ALLLL!

@Bri OH HEYYYY.

^^HIYAAAA.

Howdy

munching on emo cookie

*makes emo cookies rain*

It Is OvErWhElMiNg InDeEd

watching people do social things

I WANT FAJITAS GODDÂMMIT

I'm in school hahahah

it was my teachers birthday today and on the board I wrote "congrats on living another year without encountering death....... feel old yet?"

ITS A EMO COOKIE PC PAR-TAt

PAR-TAY*

social attempt #1

Hi

@BootiPhil Me.

EMO PARTAT

My name is emomcrlover1231

@Emi *GIVES YOU ALL THE FAJITASSSS*

....This was so hype did everyone just die???

STAY ALIVE FRENS!! 😭😭😭😭

YAY I GOT MY FREAKING FAJITAS FINALLYYYYY! THANK YOUUUUUUUU!

STAY ALIVE, STAY ALIVE, FOR MEEEEE...

YOU ARE WELCOME!

Lol that's not gonna happen.

I'm already dead on the inside whatcha talking about

Eh same tbh.

((I just wrote smas instead of same. Go me))

Cactus 🌵

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT MYSELF LIKE SMAS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

(I did that earlier. Remember that legendary "Smad" tumblr post?)

🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵

Smas dude smas

((Ah yes. Smad. XD))

A LOT IS WRONG WITH ME SO IT'S OKAY TO HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU

WE NEED MUSIC

I'm going through a cactus phase I am sorry

CAN WE HAVE EMO MUSIC? I WANT EMO MUSIC.

AS IT IS. BC I'M LISTENING TO THEM NOW.

I left for a little

what did I miss

YESHHHHH AS IT ISSSSSSS

Ummm whatever that is. ^^

Cactus

MY CONCRETE'S SET! IT'S PERMANENT!!

:0

MY IPAD IS AT 10% NOOOOO.

EVERYONE HERE GO PUT ON AS IT IS ON SPOTIFY OR WHATEVER K

MY IPAD IS ON THE LIFE SUPPORT NOW. PRAY FOR IPAD.

IPAD IS STRONG. IPAD WILL SURVIVE.

NOW MY IPOD DIED LIKE COME ON I WAS LISTENING TO AS IT ISSSS.

THE LIFE SUPPORT IS OCCUPIED. IPOD IS DEAD.

IPAD...IPAD, DON'T DO IT. DON'T DIE ON RHIANNONNNN

Mines at 9%

yikes

I have 52%. I usually have about 17%.

IPAD PLS STAY ALIVEEEEE. I NEED YOUUUU.

my phones at 88%

Ipod is still dead though cause I only have one charger. The other one broke.

61%

I feel like if I ever go to an actual party I'd be in the back sharing my phones battery so this is not so different

IPAD! IPAD! IPAD, CAN YOU HEAR ME? DON'T LEAVE ME...

I was at a friend's house a few weeks ago with three other people not including her, and I was literally SITTING IN A CORNER WITH MY FRIEND'S CHARGER LISTENING TO TØP.

I would do that tbh.

I just almost accidentally smacked my brother in the face with the door I am terribleeeee. :o

Oh my god Rhiannon XD

I know, I know...

Yeah same. Who needs a social life when you have the Internet?

Did everyone die again? Please don't die...

PrEaCh

YuSsS

I'm alive, nah I'm not, I'm dead on the inside tbh

SMAS.

Sorry I was showing my sister this...

Ahhh. Your sister approves or nah?

My sister approves of nothing.

This is the same, weird af sister that makes baby noises and laughs about it at age 19.

well hi

Oh hello. You want some emo cookies??

HELLO. WOULD YOU LIKE AN EMO COOKIE? I KNOW YOU WANT AN EMO COOKIE

^Your sister is...Cool.

YEAH YOU BETTER EAT DA EMO COOKEH. *SHOVES EMO COOKEH IN YOUR FACE*

oh fûck I missed it 😂

Nah it's fine. YOU WANT EMO COOKIES?

I WANT AN EMO COOKIE

YeS

*GIVES EMO COOKIES TO EVERYONE*

I NEVER RUN OUT OF EMO COOKIES FOR MEH FRENSSS

Not entirely sure what emo cookies entail but they're pretty great tbh

I'MA CRY MORE EMO COOKIES NOW *Cries cookies*

Their good

Thnks fr th emo cookie

They're black and have colourful fringes.

sorry

SAME. *CRIES OCEAN OF EMO COOKIES AND DROWN AND DIES IN COOKIES*

Emo cookies are meh life

*Rolls eyes* FOR GOD'S SAKE, EVERY THURSDAY ~.~ *Pours Monster on you*

I NEED ANOTHER EMO COOKIE

*Rises from the dead* YEARRRHHH COOKIES. *GIVES MORE COOKIES*

WE HAVE PLENTY, I'M CRYING THEM.

YES ME TOO.

can we make some kind of emo cookie black market and just sell them?xD

these emo cookies are pretty good tbh

yes, we could definitely do that.

I know, they are amazing.

We would make a fortune

how many do u have

I only have one and I ate it

WE HAVE INFINITY EMO COOKIES.

*GIVES YOU MORE* THERE.

YEE

YEESSSSS THANK U

guessing they just regenerate when we nearly run out

KIDS, IF YOU EVER RUN OUT OF EMO COOKIES COME FOR MORE. EMO COOKIES ARE GOOD FOR HEALTH.

Yeah pretty much. Geesus sends me more whenever I need them.

emo cookies are the best cookies I ever had in meh life

Saaaame.

Doctor Emo Cookie

Kinda want an actual cookie irl now though

I do to y'all making me hungry

Go get oneee.

and yes @JustYourAverageGingerPhangirl I need a emo cookie black market

EVERYONE GO GET SNACKS THEN COME BACK AND PARTY.

lol k nvm we have none in the house

debating whether to go down stairs and get cereal

actually no because then I'd have to socialise with my parents *le gasp*

((Josh)) DUN DUN.

Causally on 6%

Oooh I'm on 18% now. IPad is recoveringgggg.

yeah don't you will have to socialise and that's not good

I'm on 16% but I don't think my charger is working

I want a cookie now too thanks guys

I HAVE RETURNED DID YOU MISS ME

oh I'm getting chocolate now

EMIEMIEMI I MISSED YOUUUUU.

WELCOME BACCCKKK. MORE EMO COOKIES YOU WANT??

YES PLEASE! ;-;

THANKYU FOR MISSINGGGG

CAN I HAVE ANOTHER EMO COOKIE sorry

*EMO COOKIESSSS* ~(^o^)~

WHERE DO YOU GET THESE EMO COOKIES

I need to shower but I can't be bothered to move from my browsing position. ugh, personal hygiene.

DON'T ASK, JUST EAT MY COOKIE TEARS...

PËTE GIVES THE. TO ME WHENEVER I DO A GOOD ACT OF EMONESS. I AM VERY EMO YOU SEE, SO I GET ALL DA EMO COOKIES.

Pshhh who has the time? HyGeNiNe?? Noone needs ittTTT..

HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANTTTTT

I GET THEM FROM GETD.

oh I get it yes

is it too late to have cereal though? that's the question

I JUST PICKED UP MY IPOD AND IT REVIVED?? LIKE, I DIDN'T PRESS THE BUTTON AND IT JUST CAME ON. IT IS ALIVE AGAINNNN!

It's never too late for cereal.

No, it's never too easy to have cereal.

*late dangit

MOND MELD AGAIN??

THANK THE LORD FOR EMO COOKIES

*MIND.

YES, MIND MELDDDDDSSSSS >~<

Imma have a shower and get cereal. I will be back in like 20 minutes. maybe 25 if I fall in the shower which I always do because I'm clumsy af

THNKS FR TH M CKS, LRD.

And we also both made typos

We will wait for you freeeen. I will also keep some emo cookies just for youuu.

@MIND MELD FREAKING STOP!!

Thank you fren!

No problem fren!

I actually understood that the first time. I am fluent in emo.

MIND MELD JUST DON'T THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS PARTY!

Same. Emo is my first language.

YEAH MIND MELD YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!!

I don't like showers urhhhh

I had to learn English based on emo.

Me neitherrrr. >.<

JUST LEAVE. NOW.

My dad just put on AFI and I'm like crying this is great. This is the new music in the party whether you like it or not, k? K.

I NEVER INVITED YOU!

Okie.

YEAH! JUST GET OUT, YOU AREN'T WELCOME.

I literally just finished listening to Never Happy Ever After so I'll put some AFI on now, even though I've still only listened to like 3 songs.

I'm listening to Love Like Winter, and Summer Shudder is coming on after. Just suggestions XD

Ughhh Spotify ads. JUST LET ME LISTEN TO AFIIII. >.<

I will listen to those ones next. :)))

DANG YOU SPOTIFY ADDSSSS

I have had a nice time here I shall leave now. goodbye everyone 👍🏼

Wait no one else is saying anything. Are we the only ones here now? Did everyone else die? Did I not give them enough cookies?

Okay cx

Oh you're here hiiii. But now you're leaving. Crâp.

haiiiiii

Oops iPad died but I'm back

sorry I'm late

OMG MORE FRENS CAME BACK HAIIII.

haiiiii

I WAS GETTING LONELYYYY.

YOU WANT SOME EMO COOKIES??

ywahhhhhhh

is Ricky ur profile pic?

*Gives you emp cookiessss!*

.....Emp? **EMO.

*eats*

Ricky motionless in white

is my husband

also Balz

I'm selling emp cookies now. Anyone want some emp cookies? Emp cookies? No? They're nutritious...

AW HÂELLEEEE NAW RICKEH IZ MINEEE.

lol

IS RICKY IN YOUR ICON? NO.

oh sorry

HE IS MY SMOL GOTHIC BUTTERFLY, NOT YOURS.

hello I am back for some reason and I would like emp cookies

I need these emp cookies

I'm back!! there was a spider in my shower

YOU CAN HAVE CHRIS OR BALZ OR GHOST OR VINNY OR RYAN BUT NO ONE IS HAVING RICKY.

he's my

OH HEY AGAIN! HAVE SOME *GIVES EMP COOKIES*

lol

Well I had a Ricky icon first soooo.

GUYS RICKY BELONGS TO CHRIS, OKAY? LITERALLY DO NOT.

TRUE....I SOWWY...

I CALL DIBS ON RYAN THEN.

SCREW EMP COOKIES I WANT THEM EMP ONES

can I have another emp cookie

Thnks for the emo cookies

*GIVES MORE EMP COOKIES TO EVERYONE*

mines Balz now

Okie, you have Balz.

CAN I HAVE ANGELO? I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT HE'S GONE YOU CAN SHUT YOUR MOUTH

yes thank you for the emp cookies

but seriously, there was a spider in my shower, but it's cool, I think we made friends. idk what to name him though

they are nearly as good as emo cookies

I make friends with spiders

*everyone unfollows*

NAME THE SPIDER KYLE. I NAME ALL MY SPIDERS KYLE.

@Emi Sure, you have Angelo.

^^I just found that and felt like sharing it bc it's pretty much the reason I still live so.

I think it was friendly. all is good

I name my spiders Fred.... don't judge

Aw fetus

I'm so tempted to name it Fred.

there's probably about 5 different Fred's in meh house tbh

I kind of want Ricky though at least I have stooD LITERALLY THREE METRES AWAY FROM HIM

I was kinda leaning towards Gerard but now

Much fetus.

Call him Fred thennnnn.

I'm officially calling the spider Fred Gerard Kyle the first and you're all his godparents

I also called one Jimmy idek

Wow I a, so honoured to be the Godmother of Fred Gerard Kyle the First.

*Am

IF ANYONE ELSE HAS STOOD TWO METRES OR LESS AWAY FROM RICHARD ALLEN OLSON III SPEAK UP NOW

I WISH I COULD SAY I HAVE BUT I HAVEN'TTTTT. ;-;

YEESSS I AM SO HONOURED TO BE ONE OF FRED GERARD KYLE THE FIRST'S GODMOTHER THANK YOU

I feel like he now has about 5 different godparents

I'm listening to MIW now and I don't care if you want me to listen to AFI but MIW is pretty much the main topic of this conversation so yeuh.

oh well, at least he is loved

Yeah hems got like three I think, but that's cool.

**HE'S

I am too XD I stopped listening to AFI three songs ago

I stopped listening to them half a song ago.

Okay so I have gotten closer to dating Ricky than all of you have 😂

Am I a godparent too? ;-;

He's just chilling in my shower, bless him

yes he does have a lot of godparents but that's ok

Ehhhh you lucky thangggg. 😭😭

But no one has gotten closer than Chris.

But Chris isn't here so yeah.

Yes that is true.

I wish Chris was hereeeee.

the fact that I still don't have cereal saddens me

Dangitttt, every party would be better with Chris ;-;

I'm venturing into the wild downstairs with the deadly predator parents to get some cereal. wish me luck

Am I a godparent? I'm confused.

oh no WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE CEREAL????

Then get cerealllll!

I know. Chris is the life of a party tbh.

🌦🔒🚝🌯🎷🏑⛅️🍨🏹✖️🏳⛳️

GOOD LUCK FREN.

Wow wut

Chris is good party-goer.

Thanks, now I really want cereal

good luck

Earlier when I wrote "Richard Allen Olson III", I accidentally wrote 111. There have been one hundred and eleven Ricky Olsons, holy sxxt

I WILL FIND THEM, AND I WILL MARRY THEM ALLLLL.

I WANT SOME OF THEM!

I'm return!! with cereal!

@my-final-tree, of course you're a godparent!

😂

Yayyyyy ^~^

Thank you cx

OKAY, YOU HAVE SOME.

YAY FOR CEREALLLL!

I am so happy for you

RHIANNON I WANT AT LEAST TWENTY RICKYS! AT LEAST!

YASSS YOU HAVE CEREAL

I'm confused and I sort of haven up on this I'm sorry

YOU CAN'T MARRY ALL 111 OF THEMMMM

hey what happened to the EMO cookies

FINE. HAVE TWENTY. CHRIS WILL HAVE THREE. I WILL HAVE THE OTHER...I CAN'T BE BOTHERED MATHING SO YEAH I'LL HAVE THE REST.

sorry about the caps

*GIVES EMO COOKIES TO EVERYONE*

do we still have emo cookies left

@BootiPhil Uhhh spiders, cereal, MIW, ummm...Yeah. I think that's all that happened?

yes thank you

You are so welcome my fren.

Satisfying cereal tbh

RHIANNONNNNNN! THAT IS LITERALLY 88 RICKIESSSSS! HOW ABOUT 50 EACH AND CHRIS GETS 11?

OKAY. IT'S A DEAL.

I am happy for you. Don't let your cereal be dreams.

BUT I MEAN, I COULD MARRY 88 RICKIES IF I WANT TO...

Eat cereal errydayyyy.

OML I JUST REALISED I HAVE NO CEREAL

*GASP*

YOU DON'T HAVE CEREAL!?,???!

YOU COULDDDDDD, BUT I COULD TOO AND LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN LIKE FOUR TIMES AS MANY AS MEEEEE

Me neither though so it's cool I guess.

WHY DID MY MOTHER BUY ME NO CEREAL

I have cereal. I want some now.

EMI, WE'RE LITERALLY GETTING LIKE ALMOST FIVE TIMES MORE THAN CHRISSS.

AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ME ONLY GETTING FOUR TIMES MORE THAN YOU? DISGRACEFUL.

I need some food rn

CHRIS HAS ONE ALREADY, THOUGHHHHH! WE'VE GONE 13 YEARS WITHOUT ONE!

More emo cookies for meh fren??

I'VE GONE ALMOST 14!!! SO YEAH, I GUESS THAT DOES MAKE IT FAIRRR!

is it bad that I mixed two different cereals together because I couldn't decide which one i wanted?

PLUS CHRIS ISN'T A HOPELESS FANGIRL, HE'S IN A BAND WITH ONE IF THEM FOR CHRIS'S SAKE!

*For Christ's sake OML o.o

Nah that's a great idea actually. I guess..

I'VE GONE 13 AND SEVEN MONTHS!

CHRIS IS JESUS!!

no it's not bad I do the same

ALL HAIL CHRIS CHRIST!

and I need more emo cookies ples

My nose feels tickly...

one of my cereals was the cookie ones

*GIVES EMO COOKIES!!*

not quite emo cookies but it was as close as I could get

Yeah I guess regular cookies are cool too.

Aye I figured out how to do dis!

Wait 500 comments now? WOAHHH.

OMG FREN HIIII!

HERE, HAVE SOME EMO COOKIES!

nothing beats emo cookies though

*Throws emo cookies at your face*

ACTUALLY IN A CRICKY FANFIC I READ ONCE, CHRIS HAD A SHOWER WHILE RICKY WAS WAITING IN CHRIS'S ROOM AND THEY SAID "CHRIS WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR", BUT THEY ACCIDENTALLY WROTE CHRIST. SOMEONE COMMENTED "CHRIST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND THE WORLD SAID 'HOLY SXXT, GOD IS SXXY!'"

thank you for le emo cookies fren

emo cookies are gr8

Thanks for killing me by sharing that. I need to read that fanfic though. What is it?

EMO COOKIES BEATS ALL.

@__B-A-N-D-S__ I will cry more for you whenever you like

Just to clarify, I cry emo cookies.

I'll see now, it's not finished but it's a really good one.

I craft emo cookies

I'm not even sorry. I'm trash,

Yeah, she's my emo cookie cryer person. She produces the emo cookies and gives them to me, then I sell them to my local emo frens.

omg I want to read that fanfic rn

like a free emo cookie black market

greetings @_musicsavedme_

Basically.

I've been here for over an hour what even is my life

I've been here for over two hourssss.

It's called Hope For The Hopeless, it has 18 chapters cx

I am reading that

Using the websit is hard -_- in order to read the new stuff I have to scroll thru everyone comments! Lol and thnks fr th cks

I cry cookies for her all the time.

I just added that to my reading list and I shall read it when K have time.

**I

The amount of typos I make is actually ridiculous.

Do, I absolutely love it.

I willll.

I actually haven't read a fanfic in ages tbh

I'm listening to Breaking Benjamin with my dad.

I'm still listening to MIW.

Did everyone die again? K then. That's fine...

Just leave...I don't...Mind....;-;

I'm still here, it's only been two minutes since I commented XD

Don't cryyyy ;-;

But that's a loooong timmeee. But hello. I'm glad you survived. ^-^

I have to leave this party now because my mother says I spend to much time on my iPad and yeah idk well I have had a great time thank you frens and goodbye

Awww goodbye. Don't forget your party baggggg. It is filled with emo cookies to last yearrssss.

I'm not dead yetttttt

NO FREN

Goodbye fren!

I feel like we need these parties more often

This party is sorta dead now tbh...

goodbye frens and thank you for le cookies

We really do. I should do them every now and again.

Would anyone come if I did it? 😂

Byeeee. You are very welcome.

I wouldddd!

Yayyyy....one personnnn XD

Woooh! XD

I think i_am_a_duck was gonna come and make the party really great bc we're both in the Squad Goals Squad but no, she didn't show up. ;-;

Awww

I know.

SMAS!

/THE SMAS IS REAL/

SMAS FOR DAYSSSSS.

SMAS=SUE ME AT SIX?

my room smells like pears and strawberrys

IM BACK

😱😱😱😱😱😱

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

JOSHHHHH, DON'T SUE RHIANNON! MATT! MAX! DAN! CHRIS! DON'T SUE RHAINNONNNNNN

ILL SUE uR mUm

@fxckitsanotherphangirl YAYYYYY

OH YAY MORE PEOPLE HIIII!

YEAHHH DON'Y SUE MEEE. ;-;

AND NOT AT SIX. I'D RATHER BE SUED AT SEVENNN.

gUYZ NOTICE ME PLS

OH GOSH, DON'T SUE MY MUM. Actually, my mum doesn't work so technically you can't.

HEY, I JUST NOTICED YOU. I JUST TAKE A WHILE TO TYPE COMMENTS SOMETIMES.

*****DON'T

yAY

yAYAY.

@My-Final-Tree YAY!

yAYAYAY

OR AT LEAST AT FIVE! SIX IS A NON-SUE TIME! JOSHHHH!

YAYYYYS FOR DAYYYS.

YEAH JOSH, GET YOUR SUE TIMES RIGHT!

WHAT DID JOSH EVER DO

idonthaveanykindoftimetoread500commentssoimjustgonnajumprightin HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!

SUED ME AT SIX!!

THAT'S WHAT JOSH DID!

HEYYYYY!!

OH I FORGOT, THE PEOPLE WHO JUST JOINED NEED COOKIES. HERE! *GIVES EVERYONE EMO COOKIES*

*inhales cookies*

JOSH FRANCESCHI SUED RHIANNON AT SIXXXXX!

*grows eyeliner*

I got distracted by Dan and Phil...

WHY JOSH FRANCESCHI NO LIKE MEH THOUGH?? ;-;

HI FREN! I don't blame you tbh.

I wish we could grow eyeliner...We actually have to do it.

He doesn't dislike you! Actually...we just made this up tbh

That's it. I'm inventing some sort of thingymanopper that allows you to grow eyeliner.

I was also fighting my friend who said Dan was better

no get out, Phil is the Angel bean

MY MUM JUST FOUND MY MCR BRACELET THNKS MM.

legit. how could anyone not like Rhiannon?

Awww shusshhhh. ^~^

Literally do not tell me that Dan is better than Phil

BUT DAN AND PHIL ARE EQUALLLL. ;-;

GIVE ME THE PROTOTYPE. IM SICK OF ONLY BEING EMO ON THE INSIDE.

Can I helpopopop?

I do eyeliner anyway but eh effort

Trueee.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I don't wear eyeliner because I know I'm gonna stab myself in my seeing balls

idk but he was just like "but I like Dan better"

Same. Like, I would but I suck. I also don't wanna spend money on eyeliner so.

he's entitled to his own opinion but his opinion is wrong

they're equal

HIHIHI.

Yus, true.

YOU WANT SOME EMO COOKIES MISS WOMBAT?!?

I'm back

You can buy eyeliner pretty cheap. the one I use is only like £2

HAIII.

I know but like, still.

I think there's a difference between LIKING Dan better and thinking that Dan IS better. I've got nothing against people who lean towards one but if they completely undermine the other/ put them down then SQUARE UP.

^True. PREACH.

also I thought really cheap eyeliners are bad for your eyes???

I messaged back and was like "why is Dan better? I'm defending the Angel bean," and he replied "he just is" nah m8 they're equals.

Debating whether I need to defriend

"He just is" What a great response.

I would defriend tbh.

DID YOU MISS ME?

I MISS YEW VERY MUCH FREN.

He is one of my only friends though 😂 he hasn't undermined Phil yet so

@JYAGPG (I'm so sorry I don't remember your real name) I dare you to get a t-shirt that either says #TeamAngelBean or #PhanEquality and wear it next time you see your friend

Okay. Good. But if he does undermine Phil then yeah just block him.

Nah mines a proper branded one but it was cheap, I've been using it for 6 months and my eyes and skin are fine

YES ME MISSED U

#TEAMSMAS

Yay I am cared aboutttt 😂

I will see if he redeems himself 😂

For some reason my jaw really hurtsss. ;-;

#SmasOrDie

Yes you are cared aboutttt. ^-^

#AllHailTheSmas

ughhhh I have to go :( Bye Frens

Nooooo ;-;

I would say kiss it make it better but that's getting way too close the fanfic territory 😂😏😏

I'll miss you fren!

byyyeeeee!!!

Awww goodbye freeenn.

We should do another party soon! I will definitely come!

Miss you too fren

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible to kiss your jaw. cx

I will do it again sometime. ^-^

My foot hurts, if it makes your jaw feel better

Nevermind I meant something else. Hakuna Matata.

Would anyone come if I did one? XD

I'm sure a few people would show up.

hi

Heyyy!

What like two? Yeah XD

id show up

We'd both be there. That's all you need tbh.

We are great party people....Yeah. Totally...

Yayyyyy XD

((THIS HAS 666 COMMENTS NOW AND I FELT LIKE POINTING OUT BC IDK....))

^Nah m8 I did. XD

669 *lenny face*

Hi. I'm back. I just got popcorn. cx

*Breaks everything*

I've been eating cereal for twenty minutes

*Breaks the cycle*

That song is playing so I had to.

BUT IT'S TIME TO BREAK THE CYCLE

YEARHHHH! *Breaks all the cycles*

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK JONNY IS FEMALE AND WHY ALEX RAMOS WHAT

I REALLY DO NOT KNOW.

I want a way to send you footage of that songgggggggggGgGgGg

FREE SHA VA CO DOOO

HEYHEY WANT EMO COOKIES??

Me toooooo tbhhhhHhHh

I got my dad to take a video of it

Yeah.

Oh...everyone is gone... *Single emo tear*

*Cri*

WHY YOU NO LIEK MI PARTY!!!???!??

Ppl why you leaveeee

hello

OH HEYYYY!!

FREESHAAAVOOCAAADOOOO

PEOPLE NO LEAVE AFTER ALL. ^_^

YAY PEOPLEEEESSZMIDKFIDOG

c:

So that "freshavocado" thing is like a meme now? I didn't know about it till like yesterday and I was kinda confused?

.....And you're gone I assume okay.

I'm here ;-;

Yeyyyy!

Yay...two person partyyyyyyy! XD

You've been here for like three hours and seventeen minutes. That is dedication.

COOKIES FOR YOUUUU!

*Throws emo cookies at your face*

YAYYYY! IRISHLANDER THRUGPROTHER FALLEN ANGELS FROM THE BLACK PARADE WHO ESCAPED THE WHITE PHAN RIVER TO WRITE A KOHNNIE FANFIC WHO HAVE NEVER SHOUTED NEVERRRR!

YASSS IRISHLANDER THUGPROTHER FALLEN ANGELS FROM THE BLACK PARADE WHO ESCAPED THE WHITE PHAN RIVER TO WRITE A KOHNNIE FANFICTION WHO HAVE NEVER SHOUTED NEVER!!

Penelope hasn't said that in such a ling time that she forgot that it was a thing.

**Long

Same with Simon...

I was also the first commenter. I actually just checked.

I'm back

Simon and Penelope why you forget ussss? ;-;

HIIII.

Yeah you were.

You're an og.

I'm a what? XD

SWEET CHINA BING BING BONG

Simon! Penelope! It's not that hard to remember! You're supposed to help us with words, and we can remember it ourselves!

Og. Original gangster. I think that's what it means...That's what I was told it means. So yeah. You were here from the start, you're an og.

......What?

Umm okay. That's great. Thanks for sharing it. XD

Yayyyyy! I'm an og! *The Gangster Song by Hollywood Undead plays*

I love how that is like a meme pretty much and I didn't actually know it was by HU, even though I am a HU obsessant. I know obsessant isn't actually a word but I use it quite a lot.

I'm listening to Hollywood Undead now so yey. c:

Of course onsessant is a word. I just made it a word.

*Obsessant. I guess I could make onsessant a word too though...

I actually thought it was a word for so long 😂

So uh I need to pee and I'm thirsty so I may be gone for a bit. I am still alive, okay? Just talk to someone else, if anyone is even here...

Okay. I'll wait for your

Hellohellooooo. You still there? You better be.

I ammmm

(NEVER FORGOTTENNNNN)

Sorry, listening to Homkywood Undead and stuff

Homkywood, yeah.

Same. Homkywood Undead are pretty great tbh.

I love Homkywood Undead.

I am like, crying. Thank you.

Oh. I'm glad I could entertain you 😂

Yeah..But how? Like, the m isn't even near the l. XD

Oh my god it isn't XD

Welp.

I guess I'm worse at typing than I thought

Once, and I remember laughing for at least twenty minutes, I was looking up YMAS on Spotify and I LITERALLY wrote "Yoi Me Ar Wid"

Well I called myself Thianom so I guess that makes us equal?

I forgot how to spell my name for like thirty seconds the other day.

Wow...

I tried to put two m's in and I was like what no

Emmily.

I'm gonna spell like that from now on.

Then I forgot where the "l" was. I was very tired okay

Yeah I guess that's a valid excuse.

That would turn out in like Elmmiy

"That would turn out in" GREAT WORDS

*end up as

heytyyyyy

Are you sure you aren't drunk?

HIIIIII.

I'm so excited

Don't mind us, we're just making typos and laughing at ourselves. You can join in or carry on with your life.

Why are you exciteddd?

bc I'm back

and I'm on the toilet listening to My Chemical Romance

Wow. Much emo toilet experience.

I alerady sworteeeeee

(I also swear I am not doing any of this intentionally)

*Sigh*

Wow. Just wow. XD

Hehe

RawrXD

Rawrrrrr.