"Wowza"

metaphorically-im-a-cat

"Wowza"


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"BYEEE AND I KNOW,, ME TOO"
"I'm going to kill you one of these days." I'm not joking.
"CÛNT"
"yeah, it's my grandma😂" no joke wt f
"adriana lol"
"lets patent the jesus dab"
"I cry a lot that's all I relate too"😂😂
WAIT IT WAS "YEAH IT WASNT THAT HARD I FINISHED IT IN LIKE 15 MINUTES"
"once we get back we have to unload the trailer."
I was texting my mom about the band trailer from competition😂😂
no but like he thinks they're boring and unattractive i love dan and phil he needs to respect that and at least pretend to care so i'm not heartbroken when i learn the truth
"no, just wondering because Chloe is a gigantic brat and can't do her job, so I had to take care of it"
"fancy"
ok
"Yes."
ok I will
"no bįtch"
" NO STOP UR SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY COUPLE!!!!" ( I don't text so this is the last comment i did)
" bïtch istg if you don't bow down to Gerard motha füčkïng way I'll kill chop your non existent dïčk off and kill your deceased children you soggy toothpick"
^that basically sums up how I text everyone
ok stay safe
"puns"
top is better than your life