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✨-click click-✨ i had this dream about lesbian mermaids on christmas morning in a moat outside this hUGE blue mansion i'll tell the full extent of it in the comments

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okay so there was this organization, right? and they were creating còndoms for humans who wanted to have sêx with mermaids (idk how that would work)

they were also creating mermaid támpons (i also don't know how that would work), anyways, there was this huge moat outside of a blue mansion

and there was this genderless human that was climbing up the side of the blue mansion (idk how but it scared the shìt outta me, i'm scared of heights btw)

and this person fell off of the side of the mansion and into the water so they were just like, 'plop' like a lil pebble

they somehow turned into a mermaid

and they met this sweet middle-aged mermaid couple and they were so cute and they were both merMAIDS so ya know, they were girls

and they had this cute Christmas breakfast and idk, it was a nice strange dream

draw the mermaids

for me

that's so cute 😊

you're cute

yaaaaay

* hugs you * do you like the names

tell me more about your gay mermaids

write fanfiction

I hope you find someone like that

I already did

Also WHere HAVE YoU been

that's no excuse

God what will I tell our dragon

* eyes you disapprovingly *

curve the lines around the chest area

yes I named her Ariel

the dragon likes you too

viva la revolution

i found it!!!