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AAAAAA; no literally i'm gonna go to bed now with that fùcking heavenly áśś voice singing in the background

hey dork

s u f f e r

also I don't think Colleen's gonna be on

I commented a whole bunch of headcanons on one of her posts tho

hmmm

well do you have any other LGBT family members

because ( at least I think so) the main reason why coming out to my relatives was easy was because I had open lgbt cousins on both sides

specifically they were gay men

hello?

b o I r e p l y

by what ?

unfortunate

the straights are awful

internet?

god your mom is a bîtch

I despise every single thing about her

??????

w h a t

okay I'll give her that

god I hate people who are like " straight pride!!!😳😫😩😩😩😩"

y'know straight people in general need to be fought

specifically cis straights tho

no you didn't

bîtch straight pride day is the same as white history month

pointless

I, a known Heterophobe

also story time

so one time, my school's guidance counselor came to talk in my history class

and she brought up LGBT people

but instead of actually calling them LGBT

she called them" people who liked the same gender or wanted to be a different gender "

like you could tell she thought everyone there was a cishet

I was screaming inside

straight people tried to have their own pride day last year on like June 29 I think

I hate my school guidance counselor

I remember one time grace said she looked like Dolores umbridge

and she was right

I wish I did

honestly I'm surprised I wasn't like " THEY'RE CALLED QUÉER!!!!"

yeah and she acts like umbridge too

I don't think so she's just a huge pričk

boi acephobes can fight me

the entire universe ( except for a few people) can shove it

also straight boys who sèxualize bi and lesbian girls are disgusting

also story time

it doesn't happen all the time but I hate whenever I come out to straight class mates

they're like " oh do you like * insert random girl *" or whatever

me on the outside: nah

me on the inside: she hełla cute but I ain't saying anything cause I know you'll bother both her and I about it

I feel like most of our problems involve straights

you're so gay

it's the basis of our friendship

no seriously I became friends with you because I found out you were qûeer

wait I think I already told you this but I'm not sure

eradicate the straights

just stop

I'm so glad I introduced you to Hamilton

thank god for me

is there a gay god/goddess

me: you literally created your own mythology... with LGBT gods/goddesses... me: oh yeah

long story

I love Ellen

I think they're a woman??

okay kids buckle in

so I basically took regular ocs of mine and decided to make them gods

so different elements of different mythologies are incorporated in mine

now I have like nine gods in total

so there's a god of literature

a god of fashion ( who's fabulous btw)

I don't know who the model is

a god of the earth

god of sea

sky

death

emotions

dreams

and time

okay which one do you want to know about

boi where have you gone

I have this entire thing mapped out

I'm guessing you meant dreams

okay so her name is marzena

she's giant, purple and has five eyes

very egotistical and power hungry

slight villain but sort of gets along with the other gods

can enter and control people's dreams

her entire realm is just crazy af

I love her

she also battled the god of literature once

and lost

and by battle I mean played Rock Paper Scissors

that's all I've come up with

what's the next one?

she*

I'm using god in a gender neutral term

so lirita is like the top god

that's actually why she and marzena " dueled"

she writes fanfiction about everyone

no seriously e v e r y o n e

she's also overshares everything

I have no idea if you're being sarcastic or not

I need to know

oh okay

should I continue?

okay so her physical description is medium brown skin, red straight hair usually in a ponytail, green eyes and she still has a bit of fat from when she was pregnant

she's the mother of the goddess of the sea and the goddess of death btw

she loves both her daughters but likes her eldest more despite trying to not pick favorites

she is

so far she's only been with two people

Tiffany's( goddess of the sea) dad, who I haven't named yet

and Tyrone Auschwey , Kathleen's dad

she married Tyrone but not tiffany's dad

you're right!

she was a mess after he died

my poor bab

Tyrone died when Kathleen was still a baby

Tiffany liked him and also cried at his funeral but not as much as her mom

Tyrone worked as a mortician

which might explain Kat's death powers

she distanced herself from tiffany's dad

they were just a one night stand

like I said they didn't interact much with tiffany's dad

like he married a different woman and lived with her in a different place then Tyrone and lirita

tiffany's dad died way after Tyrone

he had a decent relationship with both Tiffany and Kathleen

depends on what point you're going by

like since they're gods they outlive him

but my stories are awful when it comes to timelines

which god now?

hi?

I'll just go with Kathleen

she was the first one I created

she's a dark skinned black girl with long straight black hair and black eyes

all of the gods can change their physical ages but most of them stick to a specific one except Kathleen

she's emo af

and pansexual

her looks come from Tyrone

her full height is 6,2

but it decreases depending on her age

she leans towards girls

thoughts?

because I make them cute

so at this point in my universe she's dating phoebe , a buff German trans girl

okay

1. you 2. girls 3. qûeer stuff 4. animals excluding bugs 5. flowers 6. books. 7. art/drawing 8. writing 9. comedy 10. musicals

in no particular order

what about you

please sleep if you need to

sea is beautiful

s p a c e m y d u d e

okay then

hey why'd you want that list again?

blue is the warmest color

I agree

the greatest smell is that of a loved one's hoodie

well then I want to know your list

you'll know someday

what makes you happy

nice

* hugs you *

there's a reason you're number one on my list

moana is fantastic

we are number one...

you're funny, a cutie patootie, fun to talk to, have a great personality

I'm surprised you like me

I like the weird things you say

also you put up with me so there's that

so am I

and you're not selfish at all

it's important to care for yourself especially considering your circumstances

you should care

you're irreplaceable

* platonically cuddles you *

it's okay you'll still have depression/anxiety when you're older

but that doesn't mean it can't be lowered

okay think of depression as a wound you can't get rid of

now because you can't get rid of it at times it'll hurt like hełl

but when you're able to you can put bandages on it to dull the pain

makes sense?

I disagree

you're already wonderful

yeah but trust me you'll find a way

stick to bandaids for now I guess

...

I don't know what I should say

I'm sorry

how's the wound now?

* sighs*

hello ?

ah you're back

how are you feeling now

🙁

well that's what I'm here for, to help you

it's like putting a damp towel on the wound, stops the bleeding but not necessarily the pain

well then how would I be talking to you?

how would anyone be talking to you

you're not bothering me

I'm staying up to make sure you're safe

okay

sleep well