disbelievingly unfunny

narcissistic

disbelievingly unfunny


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Hello Hello I’m Trevor. I must say you look very bored in this picture 🤨 good looking none the less
hi i’m avalynne :,)
you as well — how are you?
Likewise :) Mmm I don’t know that “beaming” is the right word…more luck a dull glow I’m afraid
hello sir I'm jasmine! nice to meet you :)
disbelievingly unfunny, sounds lame :o i’m sofia, by the way
I'm doing fine, how are you?
Me just now realizing my spelling mistake :/ but I can’t say I blame you, pool isn’t exactly fascinating
that's good! glad to hear :) ehh yeah I'm fine, just family and life problems.. yk?
i doubt you’re incredibly boring, not enough to kill people at least. anyways, how are you?
I wish I could say I’m better…but I can’t. I actually shot the bāll off the table and into my buddies stomach ehe. Let’s just say that did not end well
it's fine, you don't have to be sorry :) and thank you so much, means a lot. really
Just have a few drinks before your game and maybe you’ll have the same luck
i’m feeling the same, i’m always in a perpetual state of boredom which i’m sure you relate to
but what time is it for you?
me as well i’m afraid, jet-lag in my case
absolute shī t
well it does really mean a lot :) would you like to do something with me?
sounds like something that only drinks or an odd evening nap can fix, not sure which you’d like more
Sounds like that would be very amusing. Maybe you’ll have to perfect your pool without the aid of alcohol haha
not surprised if you happen to be sleepwalking as we speak, the a gave it away
well the only things I can think of at the moment is baking or going on a walk
a drunken nap on a sunday, sounds lovely so i say go for it- but you can’t have me bothering you if you nap
my arrows are not awkward, they’re just going through something
Ohhh I see now…you disguise your poor shots as strategy 🤨 very sneaky
lucky me, also if i like your bio can you like mine so i don’t look like a loser
not diggin the 0 likes
sorry, i got super crazy popular in the time it took you to respond :/ i’ll always remember you though
Very true…victory = momentary self esteem
i’m just waiting for a car to go 🚘 💥
i can already picture the tears rolling down
i’ll be at your burial though 🤜
you act like your heart will be beating once you get runover
like a prize or somethin
what do you think you deserve
disguises were created for people like me
creative, where’d you come up with that one?
the last time i signed in and signed out was in 6th grade whenever i had to shī t
wow thank you maxson you’re so cool and handsome and the best, so nice for liking my post thank you
is that good enough for you
RIGHT
the balls i had as a kiddo, unmatched
everyone could probably hear it plop in the toilet
tmi i’m guessing
you’re welcome, i poured my heart out for you so maybe i deserve something back
i bet someone could see the poo poking out from behind
probably thought you had a hidden 4th ball, that got moved from your cucumber to your behind
oh well yours was so much better than mine, blushing on the inside
even though you’re trying to upstage me which💔
LMAOOO
your aśs cheeks are the sun, while the piece of poo is the earth
or maybe your shlong is the sun
perfect answer
i’m convinced your funny
your caption is a complete lie. you’ve proved yourself
so i’m the most intriguing person ever, good response i love to hear it
and gorgeous, love that even more
but you totally upstaged me so be ashamed
called it
shows how smart i really am
it was just on the inside so it was barely a blush, let’s not get ahead of ourselves maxson
come back
lucky you, you made the bio
you hope
i suppose i did
you keep dipping
you sure
i missed you too maxson, we’ll see what nickname i come up with
well you’ll only see if you don’t disappear all the time
gotcha
the username tho!😆✨