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AirborneBurrito

You know, if life was a dream, I think it could go better.

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This messed me up

@caption. same

going deep with flying pumpkins

whoa Dan and Phil should bring me on tour

this is nightmare not a dream

plot twist

wait I'm kinda freaking out now

pinch yourself

is it a dream?

AHHH Y U DO DIS TO MEEE

WHYYYYY

STAHP

STAWP

this is gonna give me nightmares m

I'm magical. I may be real. or just your imagination.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IMMA SMACK YOU

*SMACK*

that hurt my feelings. I'm very disappointed in u. Y U GOTTA BE SO RUDE

hahahah there. now you've been smacked!

u know u deserved it

I have a wife and children

why u do dis

aw well now i feel bad

oooh I know I'll backwards smack you!

*UNSMACK*

tom8to why

wHY

see, all better!

thank

and here's some "meat on a stick"🍖

I will take the 🍖 if you take this yellow eggplant 🍠

yay I love eggplant!🍠🍠🍠🍠🍠🍠

even better: it's yellow

oh btw what r ur kids named? bc I have a friend who is married to someone named "Shaan" and her daughter is "Aaudrey"

my kids name is Thanks. last name is Pète.

Thanks Pète

fun can I meet them?

they're on holiday in Vegas.

sorry. I'll tell them you said hi.

tell them not to lick strangers bc it isn't polite

(I learned from experience)

okay. I will share your wise words with them.

I gtg sniff some Guinea pigs ttyl

WAIT IM IN A COMA! I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!!!!

THIS WAS ALL A DREA,

*DREAM

hahahah gonna go rob a bank🤑🤗

got it. I'll go steal some mushrooms.

did u get the mushrooms?🤑

yup 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

I got the money💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 what do we do now?

invest in a mushroom themes restaurant

omg yass it can b called "coma mushrooms"

that is the best idea ever. I call making the desserts.

here are some more mushrooms for no apparent 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

don't just steal it, MAKE ME A MUSHROOM PIE!!!!!

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

I am NOT okay with this now I'm scared I'm in a coma 😁

ok one mushroom pie coming right up

mushroom bread for an appetizer

yum

STOP

SCARED