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There was one livestream where someone asked him if he had a girlfriend and that they saw a pic of him kissing a girl. He said he didn't kiss her, but when the picture was taken it looked like he did.
I doubted that he actually kissed her because Dan would never cheat on Phil :(
Nah he would never do that
He lub Fil so very much :3333
Suh much laike so much he made a son with him caled Dil
Uh huh. Who maks child wen dey dunt luv? Dey obviusly luv. If dey dunt luv dey would of got abortion
Who was the mother...?
Dan I think. I kinda noticed a bit of weight difference going on with him
But who knows? Maybe Dan just ate a lot and Phil just didn't show
Yah. #PhilTops
But yeah maybe Phil just hid it very well XD
#PhilTops #DanBottoms #PhilHidezZaBabie
But yeah I'm sure Phil is gud at hiding pregnancy
Yeh. Master pregnancy hider.
Al hail Fil the God Of PregNancY HidinG
AND ZE GOD OF CEREL
AND ZE GOD OF HAMSTUR
OH GOD NO STOP
I get far too carried away with everything.....
*Rocks back and forth in a corner*
Memories...horrible, horrible memories... Y-Y
AM SOWWIEEEEEE.
ONCE READ THE HAT FIC, NEVUR FORGET THE HAT FIC
DAS JUS LYF AND ITS SUKKKKK
AND THE CHERY FIC AND CHAIR FIC
BUTERMILK
SKIN
WIL NEVER LEVE MY MIND Y-Y
ALL ZE FANFIC STAI IN ZA CRÁPPY HED AND HONT YOU FUREVERRRRR
I TINK OF IT EVR NITE, EVR DAY, I WUNT FURGET
NEVER FURGET..........
.......................................
AND I KNOWWWW THAT MY MIND WILL, MY MIND WILL GO ONNNNNN~
AND DESTROY YUR LYF WITH ALL THE STUPUD STUFF KEPT IN IT
*Accidentally knocks self out again* DANGITTT
EMI YU KNOCK SELF OIT AGAIN I KNOCK MEHSELF K?
CAPTION STHAPJ
NUHHHHHH KEP UR BEAUTFUL AWEHK! DUNT KNOCK URSELF OUT CAUZE OF MAI MISTAKES!!
BUT YUH HAV TO STAHPPPP
IL TRIE ITS A WURST HABIT
WURST HABITZ CAN BE DY IF YEW TRY #JUSTDOIT #DONTLETYURDREAMSBEDREMS
I'L TRIE! I BELEVE! *Tries so hard that I pass out again*
STAHP! STAHP STAHP STAHPPPPP
*DOES CPR*
STAHP DOING DATTTTT
DONT HELP MEH
SAVE YURSELF
I'M SAHRY
BUT I CAN'T BE SAVED
BUT NOOOOO
YEW MUST BE SAVEEEEEE
BUT I CANT
SAVE YURSELF, DONT WASTE YUR TIME ON MEH
BUT EMI DI, RHINNON CRI
DUNT CRI
DRINK MONSTER AND FURGET
*Sips monster* IT DUNT WURKKKKK
SIT IN A ROM
THINK OF KOHNNIE
AND DRINK MONSTER
DONT STAND OUTSIDE, THINK OF JOHLEX, AND SPIL MONSTER
DO THE OPOSITE SO YU CAN FURGET ABOUT MY HOPELES PROBLEM
*DRAMATIC GASP* I WOULD NEVERRR SPIL MONSTURRR. Y YEW THINK I DO DAT?????
BUT NOTHING MAK ME FURGET EMI PROBLEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
JUST TRAI IT OKAY
OKAI.........;-;
Forget my problem ;-; Liv yur lyf
But Emi must liv lyf and drink monsturr ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
I wil do it. But ther wil be some problems okay? I can't stop my knocking out problem. It's plagued my brain and it can't go.
*Gasppppp* But Kohnnie on wurld. What we do now wit no Kohnnieee?
OML ABORT MISSION
WHAIIII?? WE NED KOHNNIEEE
NO I MEN ABORT MISSION:PASING OUT AND DYING
OH. YEAH. RIGHT. I KNEW THAT. YUP.
YEH. RHIANNON ALWAYZ KNO
RHIANNON SO SMURT RHIANNON GOT 172518462071532847196438.09752759% CAUSE KOHNNIE YASS TOTZ
Yep RHIANNON KNO ALLLL
YASSSS OF COURSE HAVE A PROBLEM TEL RHIANNON COZ RHIANNON KNO ANSWER!!
Um Rhiannon I keep knocking myself out Y-Y HELP
OKAY SOLUTION= Think about the people yur problem may affect. Like meh. Yew relly want people di cause your problam? I'm sure you donnt (Unless they be Anti Kohnnie, BOTDF, Donald Trump, Cameron Dallas etc) Yuh don't want ppl di cause your problem so fix the problem and liv lyf and drink monster and dy when yu at least 83
OKAYZ. I'll do it for Kohnnie.
Yus. The onleh wai Kohnnie di is Emi knock self out
Emi stay conscious=Kohnnie stay live
NO
OHMAIGOD
IF KOHNNIE DYS THEN THE WORLD WIL DY AND ME SO I MUST LIV!!!
YAS EMI. LIVVVV. DUNT KNOWCK OUTTT
OKAY I WIL TRY SUPERHARD TO SAVE KOHNNIE
GUUUUDDDD. BE THE MONSTER KOHNNIE SAYVIOUR YEW ALWAIS DREAMED TO BE
OKAYZ! I WIL FOLLOW MY DREMS
FLLOW TYR DREAMZ EMIII. YEW WIL SUCCEEDDDDD
*YUR.
OKAY TANKS RHIANNONNNN
NOO PROOBLEMOO
YAYA
KAI
Wait what are we talking about?
FOLLOWING YER DREAMS EMIIIIIII. WE WER TALKIN BOUT EMI FOLOW DREMMMM
OH YASSS THAT YEH
YEHHHH. DATTT.... THANG
...YEHHH. UH HUH. THAT THING...
THE THANG... RELY INSPIRASHUNAL STUFFS FROM RHIANNON.... YERP
YAH-HUH
SOOOOO INSPIRATUNZZ
Suh DEEEEP
Rhiannon suh deeepppp Rhiannon tell to follow drems of Aleckz Gaskarf invit two yer old red heds from up norffff
Yepyep and I willll! C'mon redhed twu yer old from up north!
(Aaaaand anyone that is only reading this conversation is extremely confused)
Yayyyyyyyy! AM COMING ALECKZZZ!!!
((True. Omg ples don't think we're werd. We al tha normalz ;-;))
DONT GO YETTTTT
Okay I'm so excited though because at the show, the support will be either Good Charlotte (But probably not because no one ever comes here) or a successful Irish band that my sister is friends with
BUT ALEKZ WAT FUR USSSS
Noiiicceeee
AND YEARH ALECKZZZZZZZZZZZ!! ALLLLECKKKKZZZZZ >.<
WEL BE THUR SUUNNNNN
FUREVURRRR
AND EVEUR
UNTIL ZA END WEN EVERYWUN DI AND THE EARTH IS NO LONGER EXIST
BUT THE JALECKZ WIL GO ON
EvErY nIgHt In My DrEaMs
I sEe YoU
I fEeL yOuUuuu
ThAt Is HoW i KnOw ThAt
JaLeCkZ dOeS gO oNnNn...
...
Stop killing our OTPs, Rhiannon.
AM SOWWEHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It's okaiiii....mor chansez. *Hugs*
*Hugs back* Thankss! I new I rely on Emi for giv chansz :D
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