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did you here about the school kidnapping?! it's okay he woke up
oh crud I can't come up with a pun about Fall Down Guys I'm stumped :\\\\///
@imnotofensive I. CANT. BELIEVE ?? I ALMOST GAVE UP??? LIKE . I ALMOST BURSTED INTO LAUGHTER WHEN I READ YOUR COMM?? ENT BUT!! ITS AB A FRIKIN DOG.
I had a pun about insanity and then I lost it
@f_o_s OM. G
I would tell you some fence jokes but I'm over it
OH MY GOSH I LOST IT AT THE FALL OUT BOY ONE. U WON. HERE HAVE A VIRTUAL HUG *hugs chu* OKAY NOW... KEEP GOING WITH THE FUNNY STUFF
OKAY NOW I PRESENT YOU THE BEST JOKE EVR MADE: once upon a time Susan fell of the bike. what happened?
what sis one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
shït
no that's not what the lawyer said I did that cuz the typo
Susan lost her arms
this is a mess dear god
*knok know* ( someone pls ask who's there )
if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute cumber 😉
get ready for this one. it's quite a STINGER. it's unBEElievable. I'm sure you'll pee (bee, rather) ur pants.
um
I was gonna tell you a farmer joke but they're all too corny
I got nothing sorry bye
THIS IS STRESSFUL
(NO ONE ASKED BUT I'll say anyway)
not susan
what happened to Susan
ill just repeat the joke bcs this is a mess (smh)
once upon a time, Susan fell of her bike. what happened to her? she lost her arms. *knok knok*
oh my god sophia.
one time I um I didn't have a joke wow would you look at that it's happening right this instant
nicee i love lollipops. and also cactus.
SO PhiA CALM u R TAtAs
the songs know what you did in the dark. but they didn't see it. the songs were blind. what you did in the dark, you actually did it in a room full of light bulbs
wat
is that offencinve to blind people????
probably not. they can't see it
that probably was offencinve
STOP IT.
ok
why is tumblr so dead on Sundays
no post on sundays
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hey I can squirtle on your jigglypuffs
WTH U ALL ON DRU9S
i. d? ek.
KNOK KNOK
HEY THIS GUY WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS "YO LOOK AT THESE GUMMIES THEYRE HIGH IN FIBER" AND I SAID "SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SHÌT" 🌚🌚🌚
ya'll on drugsss
DEAR LORD HELP US
How far did the couch go? SOFAr
Patrick stumps baby looks exactly like him
@oOo-snowyphangirl-oOo WHOSE THERE
or who's
or
NOT SUSAN
is your refrigerator running?
tHeN yOu BeTtEr CaTcH
how do you plan a space party?
yOu PlAnT
I MEANT PLANET
OH MY JOSH DU N
DO I WIN THE VIRTUAL HUG
SURE *hUGS*
MORE LIKE PATRIK STUMP
are you from the Netherlands because amsterDAMN
OHMY GO SH
YAYAYAY
so my brother was asking which nuts we always eat fr snack and I pointed to a random box of nuts and was like "...deez nuts" and I cracked up