Hi my name is Alan i wear a hat to hide my 3-D forehead huuuuuh

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Hi my name is Alan i wear a hat to hide my 3-D forehead huuuuuh

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
good job πŸ‘ πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I'm cracking up
this is hella funny πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
third one is my fav πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ŒπŸ½
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm dead asf
that was interesting lol πŸ˜‚
very very interesting
bruh those are litt roasts!! πŸ˜‚βœ¨πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
I love the 1st πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯
when people are feeling down just read theseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
yaaassss totally!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
do you just know how to roast yourself or do you roast other people too?
roast other people
oh okay πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
wow πŸ˜‚ YOU SHOULD ROAST ME!!
shut up Alan
what?πŸ˜‚
well you haven't roasted anyone else so let's see it βœŒοΈοΈβœŒοΈοΈπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
who tho
Alan roast me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
don't get in my argument πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
k got you
k let me thinkπŸ˜‚
i don't care
ok πŸ˜‚ even tho Imma pretty likeable person πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
jkjk u can if your gonna back me upπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
yaπŸ˜‚
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who r u going to roast?
meeee
Grace
I'm like dying over here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
why lol
okay πŸ˜‚ why is Grace dying? πŸ˜‚
bc I want to know what my roast is πŸ˜‚ nobody has ever roasted me at my school bc they know I'm sensitive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‘ but I gave you permission, so go ahead Alan πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹πŸ»
lol okay πŸ˜‚ knock it out the ball park with roast Alan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
YAAASSS PLEASE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
yeah me and tht girl aren't friends anymore πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚yesss I feel sooo relieved
heyyy she asking for the roast that's hilarious
yep πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
i got some but they dont make senseπŸ˜‚
just use oneπŸ˜‚ mine when I tried to roast you almost didn't make any sense πŸ˜‚
Hi my name is Grace and im an employee at Starbucks Huuuuuuhh jk
just say them πŸ˜‚ maybe to me it will πŸ˜‚
YAAASSSS I AM!! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
wait does that mean I'm poor πŸ™„πŸ˜©πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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πŸ€˜πŸ»πŸ˜‚
lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
its not my best but its still something
true true
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚wowπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
And it's alright πŸ˜‚β€οΈ thanks brother for nothing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ik jk
npπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lolllzer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lollll good job πŸ‘ πŸ˜‚
YAAASSS
Now you should try roasting me πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
who should?
you should
okay hold on
okkkk
you eat Mcsonalds fries that are so fattening King Kong wouldn't wantTO hang with you πŸ˜‚
that is the best I could do sorta
SO TRUE THOUGH!!! I just had NcDonald's fries today actually πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ» but actually I'm skinny asf πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
McDonald's**^^
lol πŸ˜‚ okay I can't eat Mcdonalds it makes me sick
hey I gtg to bed I'll talk to y'all tomorrow it was fun roasting with y'all lolπŸ˜‚
that sucks... I fΕ«cking love their fries and their strawberry milkshakes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜© they get me so hornΓΏ πŸ˜­πŸ˜©πŸ’¦
KIDDING!!! oml I was kidding!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
okay good night Grace I gotcha talk to y'all tomorrow
ok gn
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Grace
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lmaō so hard rn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
do they actually?πŸ˜‚
nahhh
They just taste super good!!
yaπŸ˜‚
I had both today tho πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜©
cool
two
yep**^^
sooo wyd??
is it strawberry banana milkshake?
im chillin and listening to Future
no it's just a strawberry milkshake and just eating some cheesecake at 11:46 at night while watching a Boise State game with my dad.
cool
yep
good morning!
morning
OMG
what's up?
nothin just went to cut my hair
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