step 1: Shine brighter than a Doitsu, step 2: ship pubama, step 3: PROFIT

-comes in holding a gun- hey America?

*poker face* Yes?

you wanna know something? it's not good news, for you...

mkay.

your slowly killing me. I'm Antartica and your pollution is killing me.

I think you're confusing me with Canada...who is closer.

also check your privilege, you aren't a country.

the memes r glorious

yo the east coast is totally gonna be underwater. it's gonna be Atlantis up in dis place

-flips keyborad- I am a freaking country! Pixel: I think your going crazy... run she can get dangours.

Well I've reduced pollution by getting rid of factories and making China do all my work.

no shush my child

now*

pixel: don't she's crazy our little sister threw a metal bat at her head.

WATER THOOOOOSE

that joke is so old.

not as old as your mom

*eagle caws in the distance* You just got roasted

pixel: your older then me and her combined America.

ANTARTICA I SAID NO KILLING AMERICA!

（╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)

excuse me I'm only 239, she's over 9,000. Vageta told me

I didn't kill anyone. -looks at sister- hmm....

und America can you even shine brighter zen a Doitsu? oh vait I can, cause I'm awesome

I don't think I can, but you can try

is it that lame movie with Adam Sandlrt

I'm 826 years old if you count my life as ze Teutonic Knights und don't count ze day I vas dissolved

-grabs a knife- Pixel: -ties her to a chair- help me get her into a room safely!

und I don't know I zink so

good point. I have sinned

he's my little bruder und he looks up to me XD

-_- vat do you mean?

I knu XD

I'm just being a dummkopf because I am bored -_-

pixel: -comes out of a room with scratches- thanks for help!

0-0....-_- don't shush me. I am awesome! but fine

pixel: she calls my that and never my real name, I'm her older sister.

don't shush me!!!!!!!

0-0

me! Lizzie! pixel: there was a metal door...

DONT SHUSH ME!!!!!!!!!!! IM ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA UND I VILL NOT BE SHUSHED RUSSIA!

I'm literally McCrying

both: -watches from a doorway recording it-

say yes to the dress

zats a big no! I vas Russian Prussia vunce. I'm not goin zhrough zhat again

shh record it blackmail...

-_-

vat ze h*ll are you doing Russia?

NEIN!

Prussia, it could be worse. You could be one with England

-whispers- I've been noticed. frick.

Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein

take the "p" and shove it up to make a "v"

Can I not be vun vith anyvun?

oh my gawd America

*runs away from Russia* Nein Nein Nein

You could be one with me, but I'm riding solo for a while. my boss has eyes for someone else

-still recording- blackmail.

who's side are you on America?!

My side

Vhy does everyone vant me to become vun vith zem...it's creepy

Russia! let go!

-hiding around the corner- oohhh...

#fatside #gaymarriagelegal #5%nativeamericansleft

((admin: I'm Native American )) HALP ME! I DONT VANT TO BECOME VUN VITH RUSSIA!!! IM TOO AWESOME!!

it's about to get Russian

pixel: I did a while ago... but I can't find Lizz...

help!

((Admin: Ur lying, no way))

((Admin: no I'm not. I'm part Cherokee))

SOMEVUN HALP ME!!!! GERMANYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

pixel: I FOUND HER. holy cats how did she get up there..

*covers ears and sips cherry coke* What?!

((Admin: That's awesome!))

lol Russia make him same someone properly.

pixel: she's on the roof recording everything.

say*

*fanboys in corner*

((Admin: thanks 😄it's kinda ironic though because I'm related to both Cherokee Indians and Martin Van Buren. if you don't know he's the one that forced them to walk across America on the trail of tears)) AMERICA HALP ME

pixel: America what's wrong- Lizz: -fall through roof-hi guys...

*tries to get away from Russia*

nah, me Russia have a meme bond.

me and Russia*

( T.T) I'm dead

Lizz: -recording everything and throws beer and vow in front of all of them- hmmmm...

I'm going to die

I'm waiting for the grammar police to arrested me, then let me go cuz I'm America

arrest*

*sees the beer, pupils grow narrow* I vant zat beer

pixel: aren't you guys gonna drink the drinks?

*grabs the beer and opens it. quickly chugs it*

*sips Florida orange juice* I'm good. I provide my own drinks. *wink*

Lizz: hmm I see..

vat does zat mean?! let me go!!!!! somevun help!!!

America buys everything from China. he can't provide anything himself ((admin: it's funny because I live in florida XD))

Lizz: I'm going home to go and grab a bigger recoring device.

Absolut Vodka is a joke. Smirnoff is where it's at

I drink beer. I take it from Germany's fridge.

Lizz: ANYONE WANNA COME WITH ME?!?!

I love how zere are 2 bystanders und no vun is gonna help me

eh fine you can come with me. -grabs prussia's hand- follow me.

freedom!

Russia your slave as escaped and now has "freedom"

now hold this. -hands Prussia a phone.-

oh my god....

*holds the phone*

now watch the video for a second.

McYou McDon't McKnow McFreedom

und America you really wanna talk about slaves? I don't zink you have ze right too XD

Russia. Nein.

Vhy don't you crawl back to Belarus Russia

ouch.

-starts to set up a whole movie set- and that goes there

*Belarus clawing at the door* Belarus: big brother, became one with me big brother.

-presses the record button- and ACTION!

why don't you give me your body...what?

why don't you ask America for his country

WHAT THE F*ÇK

-sitting in a chair- I can't believe I have not been noticed

I injected my self with McDonald's grease like heroin

I'm a little unstable

-eating an apple while watching-

*does the inch worm and runs up against a nail on the bed frame. ropes break and when no one is lookin I escape*

-looks at him- oh hey Prussia. your gonna be a movie star!

and you to Russia and America!

0-0

mmmmmkay Auf Wiedersehen Russia

Prussia I'd run as far away as you can.

Run to my house, Tony will hook you up the the witness protection program

America can I record it, you'll be famous and earn lots of money?

If you want. Just make me seem like the good guy and we have a deal.

I've lost trust in you America so I'll deny the offer

alright I can always cut footage.

und now I vill make my leave

❤️😭

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! AND YOU'RE TOO LATE! YOU GIVE LOOOVE A BAD NAME

-waves- buh-bye! I'll get more people as soon as I can!

Auf Wiedersehen! ze awesome me vishes you a Guten Nacht! *runs to Germany's house, locks myself inside* ((admin: gtg, talk to you all tomorrow XD stay awesome, but not as awesome as Prussia because that isn't possible XD))

il, try and hire everyone for the movie as soon as I can.

((admin: America....Russia....just no XD))

((Admin: goodnight!))

le duh

Same

PicCollage is a gateway drug

true. and I want everyone to make things interesting... -holds tnt- WELL END WITH A BOOM!!

tru

yeah.

do you guys have Flipagram?

no why?

197 comments. Le wow

oh cuz I have one, just wondering

id like to expand my meme empire

cool while I gotta go I'm gonna try to get everyone for the movie, I might be back on Friday.

(e_e)

I'd marry it

hallo

hi

i read what you just said then thought we did a Dirty Roleplay

then I realized it was just really weird

tru, well memed