hubba hubba 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

my god 😪 you’re the most gorgeous woman to ever exist

how could i not freak out over this </3 i’m speechless

you’re so h ot and beautiful and s exy, i love the pictures where i can see all of you

i have some inappropriate things to say 🌚

i’ve been staring at this for the past minute, i’m just blushing spongebob

let me control myself though

i don’t talk to any other girls so it was you who wasn’t using emojis 🤨 i was even going to ask if you were mad at me or something because it was strange

see, demotions hurt 💔 but fine, you still are daddy’s good girl but you do bad things

oh also is the song in your caption by selena gomez?

you’re watching arrested development 😯 that makes me happy, my favorite girl watching my favorite show

if you hadn’t corrected yourself about misspelling his name, i wouldn’t have noticed 🌚

but i’m glad you think it’s funny so far, i was worried you wouldn’t think it was funny </3 i think i’m about to watch it now 🫡

it wouldn’t have weirded me out if you said anything inappropriate, silly girl 😔 i would’ve been blushing spongebob

i can’t say my inappropriate things 🌚

your body’s perfect, everything about you is perfect and you’re all mine

you were upset and didn’t want to talk to me?

why, baby? :(

now i’ll definitely never demote you so i don’t upset you ever again 💔

i hope pumpkin isn’t from the show and i’m just not remembering it 🌚

oh also i’ve heard the song before, i like it 🫡

you look so prettyyyy

absolutely stunning :)

I just watched a few arcane scenes, went to my defense class, spent some time with familyyy

we’re both stunning

yeah :) it was good, how was ur day?

you have to tell me what things you were going to say too so i know how inappropriate you were thinking 🌚

valentina sofia reynolds 😠 you don’t mean that

oh, baby :( i’m sorry

you could never annoy me, you never have and you never will

i’m sorry i made it seem like i had an attitude and that i seemed annoyed

and i’ll never demote you again 😔 i love you

ohh no i do remember that part of the episode- “you just made a fool out of yourself in front of t-bone 😐”

if you called me pumpkin then it’d be cute, but i’m biased since i think everything you do is cute

i did like it, and for some reason i’m surprised you like selena gomez

and i like when you say “eee!! 🤭”, it’s the cutest thing ever and it’s part of why i said you reminded me of allie from the notebook, she did that a lot at the beginning

you’re right, you are my baby, so fine 😔

it wasn’t any specific inappropriate thought, just the usual

i was just looking at the shirt you’re wearing in this

and i like how it makes you look, but i was just imagining you without it

it’s nothing terribly inappropriate but i think about it whenever i look at this picture

cause look at you in that shirt 😮‍💨

anyways no, you don’t have to be sorry :/ nothing to be sorry for

i get to be mr cool now again 🌚 neither of us should ever be demoted ever again

if you call me pumpkin then what do i get to call you 🤨 i guess i should just stick to “baby”

oh yeahh, you’re right, i remember that- i think i was just under the impression that you don’t really like pop music

uh huh

i want to see picture 4 now, new bio time 😁 because now i need to see it

and i’ll say something actually inappropriate instead of skirting around it

but you still haven’t told me what inappropriate things you wanted to say 🤨

you have the most convenient memory loss ever 😔 you can’t demote me again, i just got promoted

daddy pumpkin is adorable, it’s funny and cute

i’ll just stick to baby and princess then, those are my two favorites too 🫡 because you are my baby and my princess

i feel like i have a hard time pinpointing what kind of music you like/listen to now

also i’m warning you now, i’m probably going to go to sleep soon 💔

but once i see it i’m not going to want you to delete it 😔

fine, that’s harsh but fair

wait 🤨 so you have memory loss but you still remember that

you’re always daddy’s good girl, silly- you could definitely never be daddy’s evil girl, you’re too sweet to be anything close to evil

and you’re my baby pumpkin <3 i like that

i’ll go to sleep at 2, just like i did yesterday 🫡 and you could get some sleep too, mrs reynolds

how crazy is the picture then 🤨 i’d say i’ll stay up long enough for you to post it then delete it but

i think you’ll be sneaky and take forever to post it 🌚

you are becoming me, i’m suspicious 😟 trying to steal my identity or something

people will get suspicious though when they realize how much cuter you are than me, it won’t work

mhm 😑 i think you invented a new kind of memory loss- selective memory loss

maybe it can be named after you, it can be called “valentina’s amnesia” or something 😁

baby pumpkin is cute, i’m adding that to the list of nicknames 🫡

are you sleepy at all?

also, what are your plans for tomorrow?

okay now i’ll respond to what you said earlier even though i can’t think straight now

that’s not a good name for a disease, try again 😔 and i don’t have any plans tomorrow really, just random stuff that i should probably get done

errands and sh īt

anyways 😮‍💨 you got me feeling like blushing spongebob now

looking at you like 🤭🤭

no i would’ve liked it, that’s an upgrade from just “raw, next question.”

which 🌚 you know i’m a fan of

my hands definitely would look better, it’s a good thing we’ll be able to find that out when you wear that for me, huh?

you can delete it now, baby

i can’t believe that could’ve been an option for your bio picture and i didn’t pick it

but you were right, half of me wants you to keep it up but the other half knows that that’s only for me

wait a minute 🤨🤨🤨 you said “valentina’s boyfriend” and not “husband”

consider me heartbroken beyond repair

of course i’ll let you know when i’m heading out, mrs reynolds

or mrs not-reynolds since we’re apparently not married anymore 💔

i’m sorry for the abrupt leaving but i can barely keep my eyes open 😔 it was worth staying up, now i’ll dream about those pictures instead of you breaking my heart in some nightmare

goodnight, baby pumpkin <3 i love you and i hope you sleep well, i miss you already

good morning, princess <3

you can’t forget to wear it next time 🤨 and if you do, you’ll put it on for me

even if i have to put it on you just to take it off

oh yeah, you suffer from valentina’s amnesia 😔 you really are allie, how could you forget we’re married </3

i’ll take it back just because i know you’re suffering from your affliction 🌚

you’ll always be mrs reynolds, even when you forget

you might like this, i had a bunch of dreams but i remember one- i was on the subway or something and some girl kept trying to flirt with me, but i had a picture of you in my wallet i would show her whenever she tried to talk to me 🌚

how’d you sleep, my gorgeous girl?

mm it depends on how i’m feeling, i think that set was too pretty to rip

either way, it’s coming off

mhm 🤨 your memory loss is unfair, not to make your terrible disease all about me

what if i had memory loss and forgot you were my wife, i think you’d kill me 💔

i think the tattoo is a good idea but what if you forget and i try to tell you about the tattoo but you don’t believe me

so you don’t even try checking to see if it’s there

getting it under your breast? hubba hubba 😻😻

you should do that

but i’m the only one who can see it besides you

i did have a picture of you in my wallet, i felt like someone who went off to war and kept a picture of their wife or girlfriend from back home 🌚 like in the movies

well i guess in real life too but you get what i’m saying

four blankets is crazy, but you sound cute all bundled up in your ten thousand blankets

i slept alright, i woke up early to go the gym before it was crowded but i’m not tired which is good 🫡

mhm i think i will buy you new sets, you’d look good in red

you’re giving me ideas 😮‍💨

wait you wouldn’t have to kill me and then kill yourself, we could just die together like they did in the notebook

who said i got my tattoos removed 🤨 you’re making assumptions

uh huh, you’re a naughty girl, baby

but you should get it tattooed on your lower back too, that way i can see it every time i f ūck the s hīt out of you from the back too 😇

i was scared to tell you because i didn’t know if you’d like it or be like “why did another girl think it was okay to flirt with you 😠” or something

even though it was just a dream

kind of 🌚 does it get really cold at night where you live?

at the gym? i did legs 🫡 saturdays are always leg days because it takes the most effort and energy and i let myself eat whatever i want on saturdays

cheat day 🤓

i know you’d look good in red- blue too

so we’ll get you a blue and a red set for you to wear for me 😁

yeah exactly, i said i was getting my tattoos removed to get a new set of tattoos for you

so i do still have val tattoos, don’t get it twisted 😔

you started being naughty so i just continued it, i’m not to blame 🌚

if you got a tattoo on your lower back i’d go crazy 😮‍💨 i just know it

mhmm but you know i don’t care about any other girls besides you

i sleep with two blankets, and even then i get too h ot 💔

well you never know because some people think things are cold when i don’t 😔 like some people think 60 degrees is cold but i don’t

no your question made sense, i have certain days where i lift for different body parts

like today was legs and tomorrow will be back day 🫡

i have no idea what i plan on eating 🌚 i’m actually not terribly hungry, maybe someone will get pizza for the game today and i’ll have some too

blue is my favorite color, it’s that and i just think you’d look good in blue too

“you think 💔”

i removed the tattoos to get better ones 😔 but fine, next time i’ll just tattoo over the old tattoos

you should get a pretty back tattoo, i’d be blushing spongebob for days if you did

well we’ll sleep with four blankets then and hope i don’t overheat and die </3 or we could sleep with two blankets and you can let me keep you warm instead 😁

you’ve changed, you’re not getting 😠 at me for going to the gym instead of just lifting you everywhere 💔

my cousins are coming over to watch the game, i don’t like watching football by myself 🌚 unless it’s a night game and i can just chill

but i’ll still be here when the game’s on

mhm 🤨 i’ll get your name tattooed on my chest in big letters, then your middle name will be underneath on my stomach

oh i’ve seen tattoos like that, they’re cute- you’re cute when you talk about anything baby related

and if you get tattoos like that for all of our babies, you’ll end up with a lot of them 😪

no worries, be careful, baby <3 you said that to me yesterday and it was cute

that would never happen, i’d never let go of you in the middle of the night so you don’t have to worry about that

you’re right, i wouldn’t listen to you 😔 just about that though

you’re cute, you looked up the score?

i’m happy they’re winning but the game is kinda boring </3

nevermind it kinda got interesting 🌚

anyways, i’ll get your first and middle name tattooed on my torso but then you’ll have to look at it whenever i’m not wearing a shirt, it might get old

i do think they’re cute, and us getting matching tattoos would be even cuter

especially matching baby themed tattoos 🤭 blushing spongebob

i’m gonna intentionally try to give you baby fever so you can talk about it, i love it when you do

you’re sweet, i hope you helped her start to feel better <3

the game’s over and i miss you already 💔

valentina’s amnesia, i’m sure you’ll definitely remember that and nothing else 😐

you looking up the score is the cutest thing ever and is making me feel like blushing spongebob, i love you

what’s wrong with you wanting to have babies as soon as possible? 🌚 i don’t see a problem with that

if i were ever sad about something, you’d make me feel better just by being mrs cool

like you have healing powers or something

football games are usually like 3-3.5 hours, they’re pretty long

and i know i said this earlier but you looking it up is sweet, i have the sweetest girl ever 😪

what day do you have to go back to classes? i need to mentally prepare myself

i don’t have little faith in you but you did forget that you were my wife last night when you called me your boyfriend 🤨 heartbreaking, i felt like noah calhoun

but you remembering that stuff made me 🤭 so i can forgive the memory loss

stop, you’re being too cute 😔 i was happy each time the ravens scored but you checking and remembering makes me even happier, you’re trying to kill me by making my heart explode or something

i know i’d be the one to get you pregnant- if you got pregnant from anyone else then i’d kill myself </3

i can get you pregnant, you won’t hear any complaints from me 🫡

you are my wonder woman and i love my wonder woman more than anything

our babies will be part superhero 🌚

luckily i don’t want to play for the ravens, you said i can’t so i gave up my dream

i don’t know when they play again, playoffs start next week and the schedule still has to come out for that- but when i find out i’ll let you know, i’m on a mission to make you a ravens fan now 😁

monday 😔 just kill me

you’re watching arrested development 🌚

wait 😔 why do i have to keep all those tattoos on my face but you don’t have to get any

you still have to get “ashton’s wife” tattooed under your breast at least, i want to see it when i f ūck the s hīt out of you

you checking makes me feel like laughing snoopy where he’s like 🤭

i love you, you’re my dream girl

i would never think that 🤨 i can handle your mood swings, it’ll be worth it

seeing you with a baby b ump 😪 that alone would make anything worth it

if we’re both superheros then we can be like the incrediblee, superhero parents and superhero kids

you’re so cute- i’m gonna have to start using the 😣🤭 emojis like you do because the emojis i use don’t do it justice

i’ll kidnap you and we can watch arrested development together, i’m relieved you like the show 😮‍💨 what episode are you on?

i’ll probably watch it later, i’m watching the bengals and steelers game right now 🤓

i can’t help but be naughty about it 😔 i can’t stop thinking about it, my name belongs on you

you’re mine and i want to be reminded of it every time i take you

you always make me feel like blushing spongebob or laughing snoopy, i just don’t always tell you 🌚

i’ve never heard that song, but you are my dream girl in every single way i can think of- not to sound too obsessed 😮‍💨

i definitely wouldn’t mind having my hands on you at all times 😇 and i’ll just have to stay with you 24/7 so i don’t miss anything

whenever you say “our baby” i feel like blushing spongebob, i know i’m the only one who’d get you pregnant but still

our baby 🤭

who’s your favorite character in the show so far?

why would i kidnap you if i didn’t want to hold you and cuddle you the whole time 🌚 it’d be a waste of a kidnapping if i didn’t

the bengals won, the score was 19-17 🫡 and i very much don’t like the steelers because the steelers and ravens are rivals, but i didn’t want the bengals to win either

if they both could’ve lost somehow, that would’ve been best 🌚

that’s fair, where should i get my name tattooed on you then? wife’s choice

huh 🌚 well i love being obsessed with you and i love being your dream boy

i’ll be with you 24/7, no breaks from having my hands all over you

i love you, i had to say it again

gob is funny and i love his segway, i’ll get you a segway 🫡

have you gotten to the part where lucille hits gob with the car while he’s on his segway? 😭

my favorite character is definitely tobias, everything he says and does makes me laugh for some reason, even if it’s not meant to be funny

the steelers and ravens are rivals, the bengals and ravens kind of are too

it’s complicated 🌚 but if you want to copy me, just know that we love the ravens and h ate the steelers because those are the main points

and i h ate the chiefs but that’s just a me thing

oh yeah that’s what i meant, i was distracted for a minute 😔

where should i get your name tattooed on me?

fixed it

i’ll just have to cry and try not to die of a broken heart when i go to work and class 💔 but then i’ll be back with you

i love the paul blart mall cop movies but one time i was watching the movie with some of my cousins and my aunt and uncle, and they would not stop talking about how terrible the movie was the whole time we were watching it

it ruined the moment 😔 especially because i liked the movie

i’ll get you a segway though, you can ride around on it when you’re pregnant so you don’t have to walk anywhere 🫡

only when i’m gone and can’t carry you

i saved it 🌚 you can’t get me on that

oh maybe i’m misremembering, i thought it was gob and lucille framed michael to make him think he hit someone

maybe it wasn’t gob, i’m on season 3 now and can barely remember

do you like the broncos? because if you do, i want to copy you and i’ll like them too

i’m getting sleepy too, baby- you can go to sleep if you’re tired <3 i don’t want to keep you up

oh, i’d take you with me everywhere i go, my gorgeous wife

you got me on that one 😔

but surprisingly the cousins were on my dad’s side, i kind of forget about them 🌚 they’re not actual family really, my dad is just close friends with my ‘aunt’ and ‘uncle’ so we call them that

you know what i mean 😭 like they’re not related to us really but we still call them cousins and stuff

valentina sofia reynolds 😠 you got me again, that’s not what i meant and you know it </3

i am rewatching the show 🌚 and i’m on season 3 again so i don’t remember season 1 as well

oh that’s sweet though and i get that, one of my favorite teachers from fifth grade loved the seattle seahawks so i kind of like them now too, i always root for them at least

i don’t mind the broncos though, they’re alright

i don’t know either, i try but every two seconds i want to see what’s going on

like i have to focus on the words being said and i can’t fall asleep 😔

i’m gonna go to sleep now though, baby- i know you’re tired and i’m tired and i don’t want to keep you up

well the show is that good 🌚 but no i’ve rewatched it like four times

i already don’t like the rams 🫡 they seem too polished for me, which sounds weird

like spongebob when he’s rounded and shiny and boring

we can both like the broncos, but the ravens still have to be our favorite 😁

but i’m going to bed now, baby pumpkin <3 sleep well and i love you, go to sleep and get your rest

good morning, mrs reynolds <3

i feel so groggy

that’s good because i thought you were going to be like “four times 🌚” until i realized that you’ve seen the notebook a lot

i think

i don’t like the rams, do you like them? since you live in california

i just don’t like their quarterback for some reason, matthew stafford

hm, you remember rounded spongebob 🤨 taking notes to add to your memory loss file

oh i forgot to tell you, in arrested development, there’s a snoopy reference 🫡 there’s this ongoing bit where george michael will walk around all sad and mopey, and one time he walks past a red dog house with a beagle laying on it

you should look up “george michael snoopy walk”

i’ve wanted to make that reference every time we talked about me hiding in my snoopy house but you hadn’t started watching the show yet and didn’t know who any of the characters were 🌚 so i didn’t

i think it’s because i slept in too late, whenever i wake up late i always feel like i’m on another planet or something

how’d you sleep? hopefully comfortably with your ten thousand blankets

you liking twilight that much is funny, what would you do if i was a vampire? 🤨

sometimes i want to say “cali” instead of “california” but i’d feel like a fraud 😭

i like the chargers though, they’re a california team and they play in the same stadium as the rams do

so we can like them 🫡

i can teach you about football, you knowing stuff about football would be cute 😪 i’d die

i am kidding about the memory loss file but now i’m tempted to make one 🌚

i would’ve told you about the snoopy thing sooner but i don’t think it comes up until season 2 or 3 so you would’ve had to wait to see it 😔

well i don’t literally feel like i’m on another planet 😭 i wake up like that one picture/meme of spongebob where he’s sitting up in bed with that scowl on his face

a vampire baby would be cute, that reminds me of the hotel transylvania movies, where one was a vampire and the other was a human

i’m not gonna say cali </3 i’ll leave that to my california girl

sundays are nfl game days, most games are on sundays 🫡 and there’s usually a monday night and thursday night game too

and once college football playoffs start, there are some nfl games on saturdays too

don’t feel dumb, the raiders did used to play for california 🤓 they used to be the oakland raiders, they weren’t the las vegas raiders until a few years ago

if we have 12 kids then we’ll have enough mini ash’s for half a football team, we’ll have to start our own

if i made a memory loss file for you, how could you deny everything if you don’t remember it 🌚 that’s the whole thing with memory loss

BABY

BABYY, you’re so cute 😪 you should get the twilight sweater, you need it now

i’m sorry, baby 😔 i’m here now, i missed you more and i hope you didn’t die because we haven’t even started to plan the corpse wedding

i have watched hotel transylvania 🌚 i’ve seen a lot of movies like that, i just haven’t seen a lot of serious movies

i actually said you were my california girl because of that song, you’re hubba hubba 😻😻 so the song fits you perfectly

all you have to know is that nfl games are on sundays, i’ll tell you the rest on a need-to-know basis 🫡

if we have more mini you’s, here’s hoping, then they can play football too 😇

kidding, i’ll be so happy with a ton of mini vals that i won’t even remember the football team idea

even if you deny everything, i’m gonna start the file anyways

i think it would be good for the doctors to have when you have to go to the nursing home they had in the notebook

poor baby pumpkin </3 what did the sweater look like?

i went out with a friend and i would’ve told you but it was sudden 💔 i’m sorry, princess

i’m glad you didn’t die and need the defibrillator again

you’re soooo cute 😣 hopefully if we have vampire kids then they’ll say “bleh bleh bleh” too

technically i’m watching a game- i’m watching redzone, which is like a bunch of games at once

but that sounds chaotic 😭 like they’ll show different parts of different games and switch between games

yeah i wouldn’t let our girls play football, i don’t want our boys getting hurt obviously but if a mini val got hurt 😔 i’d kill myself

you’re sweet though, i know you’ll be the best mom ever

but if you and a mini val are both crying at the same time then you’ll have to bring out the cardiac defibrillator 💔

i wouldn’t put you in a nursing home unless we want to have a notebook storyline, then we have to

otherwise, no 🫡

oh $80, yeah no 🌚 that’s expensive for a sweater, unless that’s just me being cheap

i did have fun, i feel bad i didn’t tell you </3

but have fun running your errands, i’ll miss you and i don’t want you to go to class tomorrow 😔 you should drop out and you can stay home and i’ll take care of you

i miss you already, i’m getting the defibrillator just in case

i’m responding in record time, i deserve a thousand kisses for this

you won’t like my answer- if you want to spend the money on it then i say go for it, i know how much you like your car

especially if the weather where you live can get crazy

if we’re talking about the same thing here

you’re so cute, i know i said this yesterday but you’re my dream girl

but yeah no the paint should be fine, my uncle has one for his car and it’s always been fine

so i think you should get it so you don’t have to worry about your car being d irty </3

you can always ask me for opinions/advice, that’s what husbands are for 🫡

you asking me made me feel like blushing spongebob, i liked it

alright, i’ll be here, my gorgeous girl <3

not really, baby pumpkin

they’re alright, just a boring team

you’re sweet and you keep making me feel like blushing spongebob

i h ate the bills though so that means we h ate them together 🫡

i’m excited for my val time

i did almost die, i was 🤏🏼 close, as you would say

look at you, you’re basically a football expert now

speaking of- the ravens play the steelers on saturday at 8pm 🌚 you don’t have to remember it but i just saw it and felt the need to tell you

but i’d definitely want kisses from you and mini val instead of a defibrillator 🫡 much better in every way, i’d get kisses from my favorite girls and not risk memory loss from the defibrillator

i’d stay with you in the nursing home 😔 and if i couldn’t, i’d sneak into your room like when noah snuck into allie’s the night they died

you should drop out, i don’t want to have to miss you </3

especially since i don’t have work tomorrow, everything’s closing for tomorrow because it’s supposed to snow a lot

that episode drives me crazy 😭 i get secondhand embarrassment, it’s too much

and everyone always embarrasses themselves in every episode but that one’s just different

it is 8pm my time, and i won’t let you forget 🌚 i’ll be complaining about it the day of

uh huh, i do know the pain of it because of that time you called me your boyfriend instead of your husband

your memory loss affects more than just you 💔

i would sneak into your room so we could l ay in your bed and cuddle together

but we would skip the dying part 🌚

i still can’t believe they died, what a bummer 💔 when allie was like “do you think our love could make miracles?” or something i was like 😐😑 i see

yeah i have no plans tomorrow, i might have to work virtually but i don’t think they’ll bother since i only work half days anyways

what time do you have to leave for class?

no one knows if he is or not 🌚 i don’t think he is despite everything he does and says

he’s just tobias and is his own thing

i keep seeing tik toks of selena gomez and i keep thinking about you- i also saw one of her and benny blanco 🌚

i still can’t believe they’re engaged

that’s me and you though fr, you’re selena and i’m benny 🌚

i will be complaining because there’s a lot to complain about, but i’ll save it for saturday

huh, i guess i should toss out the divorce papers then, huh? 🌚

kidding, i’d never want to divorce you because i’m not insane

why would i ever stop cuddling you? 😪 i’ll be cuddling with you when we’re old and then when we’re corpse bride and groom

yeah that was extremely sad, and then you forced that sadness onto me 😔 daddy’s cruel girl

i have worked virtually but it’s usually just sitting in meetings and pretending like i do something important

and it wasn’t a silly question, you don’t have to be sorry 💔

you could ask if the sun will rise tomorrow morning and i’d be like 🤭 and answer

that’s smart, i never check the traffic before i leave for class 🌚 i should probably start

no now i don’t understand why lindsay’s still with him, he might not be g ay but he’s still tobias and that’s enough of a reason to leave him

but i say that with love because he’s my favorite character in the show

i saw them at the golden globes too, and i say that i’m benny and you’re selena because you’re so out of my league that it should be criminal

okay, fine 😐 i’ll shred the divorce papers if you insist

i’m sad whenever you’re sad, that’s husband 101 stuff 🫡 and i don’t know if i’ve ever been sad when talking to you with the exception of the notebook and when we argued

you’re cute, don’t get too worked up over me in a suit because i don’t wear full suits 😔 just a dress shirt and a tie, no suit jacket or anything

okay well can’t a guy just be in love 🤨 i’m trying to emphasize how i’m always 🤭 when i talk to you

i never check traffic because i have such a routine that i usually get places at the same exact time every time

plus if traffic’s bad then it’s usually too late by the time i remember to check so i don’t bother

like that one time towards the end of last semester how i told you traffic made my commute like 2 hours long- i had actually checked the traffic that day for once but what was i going to do about it 🌚

i wouldn’t have been offended 😭 you’re sweet

i love you, i don’t think i’ve said that since this morning

and you’re definitely out of my league and i’m not arguing about this because i’m the boss 🫡

i have bad news though 😔 i’m getting tired

we never will argue again, baby, i promise 🫡 because i said i’d be better for you and i hope i am

well if me changing into a suit would make you go crazy and make you want me to f ūck you, i think i’ll start to wear suits all the time 🌚

and we’ll just have to give ourselves extra time to get ready for whatever fancy date we go on so we have time

the nickname “daddy pumpkin” is so cute, you’re cute for coming up with it

or for adding the “daddy” part to it

mhm, what makes you think you’re the boss 🤨

you don’t sound selfish, baby :( i don’t want you to feel bad

i’ll try to stay up for a bit longer, i’m closing my eyes in between responding to you though 🌚 so i might accidentally fall asleep, however my brightness is all the way up and i’m listening to music so that should keep me from falling asleep

good <3 i don’t deserve you, you’re the best wife i could ask for

being a naughty girl again 🤨

the dress would have to be low cut, i want you to keep it on while i f ūck you senseless but i also want to see all the marks i’d leave on you

and maybe you could wear the lingerie from the pictures you showed me

we’ll go on a date soon, baby <3 i promise, it’ll be a nice date and i’ll wear a suit

you’ll have to tell my what kind of dates you want to go on, i don’t want to come up with something you wouldn’t like

me listening to you doesn’t make you the boss, it just makes you a spoiled girl 😮‍💨

mm alright, i’ll go to sleep but i miss you already

i was listening to “starboy” by the weekend, the album and not just the song

and in the song “reminder”, there are lyrics that say “every time you try to forget who i am, i’ll be right there to remind you again” and it makes me think of us and your memory loss 🌚

anyways, goodnight, baby pumpkin <3 sleep well and i love you

but now i can’t stop thinking about you in those panties from that lingerie set 😔 i’ll have to dream about it

good morning, my gorgeous wife <3 i hope you’ve decided to drop out of school so you can let me take care of you 😁

i don’t want you to go, i feel like allie when noah broke up with her 💔

kidding, i know you have to go but still

i was picturing you wearing a red dress with no bra, but i was imagining you wearing panties

i like taking them off to see how wet you get for me

but we’ll have plenty of dates to try out different combinations so no rush

not to get too worked up in the morning 😮‍💨

after you told me what would happen if you see me wearing a suit? yeah, i’m wearing a suit 🌚

that’s a lot of pressure to plan a date for mrs cool 😔 i don’t know if i’m a big fan of restaurant dates

no matter what we do, we’ll have to find some place to go dancing 🫡

daddy loves his spoiled girl <3 so so much

your mission to copy me is the cutest and funniest thing ever, you should listen to the full album because it goes hard and i think it’s one of my favorite albums

i do always think about you or us, i can’t help it 💔

i hope you dreamed about me f ūcking you, but if you didn’t then i have no problem showing you what you missed out on in your dream 😇

don’t be nervous, sweet girl 😔 you’re mrs cool, there’s no need to be nervous

you should give me all the details tonight 🫡 i want to hear about how you got worked up

and i felt that way last night too but didn’t want to end up falling asleep on you

so we can run it back tonight 😇

well if i do wear a suit and end up f ūcking you until you cant walk, it’ll be worth it because we can always have other dates 🌚

i won’t make fun of you if you s uck at dancing, it’ll be cute 😪 and you’ll be too gorgeous for me to even notice, i’ll be distracted

i’m a little more optimistic that you’ll like this album compared to other songs i’ve suggested because you like the weeknd already

so i hope you like it, if not then i’m gonna be dramatic about it

my poor baby pumpkin :( i’ll show you what you missed- what was your nightmare about?

that’s alright, i figured you were getting ready/driving to school

and i’m sorry i wasn’t here while you were waiting to go to class, i feel bad you were nervous 😔 i had to shovel snow off the walkways and stuff </3

i hope class goes well and that you wow everyone by being mrs cool 🫡

and i’ll miss you

now we have to go on a fancy date so i can wear a suit and you can wear a nice dress, i need that in my life more than anything

or we can go on a normal date and dress fancy anyways 🌚

you didn’t like it 🌚 i’m never listening to music again

or i’m only listening to val approved music from now on

that’s not a good dream, it reminds me of the walking dead

i feel like you never have nightmares too, you got unlucky 😔 i didn’t have any nightmares so maybe i passed it onto you