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hey you. you're almost as hot as Dan *tries to wink*

lol I'm so dumb

I'll let you have my rare shiny bulbasaur card

what has 142 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? "my zipper" 😂😂

good thing I brought my library card cuz I'm checking you out

are you trash? because I'd like to take you out 😏😏

hi I'm not a socialized person so you seem like an so let's just get this over with

r u from little Ceasers? bcuz u look hot n ready

😂😂what have I done

did it hurt when you rose from hėll because Dan Howell

oh. and I'm stealing this👌🏼👌🏼😂

👌😂go ahead

r u from little caesars Bc u look hot n ready for me to take you out to a nice dinner and open the door for you to get in the car because chivalry is not dead

on a scale from 1-10 I'd give you a 9 bc I'm the 1 you need

i o w n a m e m e p a g e. does that wiggle your bean?

if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber

what is this oh my

if you like your coffee hot, then let me be your coffee pot

are you a candle cause i wanna blow you

im here, youre here, we're both lonely, lets make ourrselves look good and get out of here together

hey im a lightbulb, and guess what u r? the switch. cause u keep turnin me oooonnnnnnnnnnn

here's the alphabet-BCDEFGHIGKLMNOPSVWXYZ- oops I almost forgot. U R A Q T (say out loud)

we dont have talk, we dont have to dance, we dont have to smile, we dont have to make friends, but we do have to make babies eventually so i say get in early so our fam is stronger, ya feel

hey are you an angel? because youre really hot, like misha collins, and hes an angel.

lets play Titanic, you'll be the iceberg and i'll go doooown (on you)

nice shoes let fûck

if you were a fruit youd be q fiiiiiiiiiineapple

i might not be a scientist but i gotta say, we got a lot of chemistry

is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

i have no interest in space but im intrigued by uranus

^ dàmn boi 😩👌🏻👅💦😩😩

can I get a pic of you to show Santa what I want for Christmas

did u get those pants on sale? cuz they're 100% off at my place

anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name

Mario is red, sonics is blue-press join be my player two 😅idk bored

hey is your name homework cause I wanna slam you against the table and do you all night

are you trash? cuz I would like to take you out😏

I just read this whole thing and I idk what to feel 0-0

haha I know one- Hey can you help with this equation? X+U=25 never mind I think X is 15 because U are a 10 idk I don't know

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

let's play titanic, you be the iceberg and I'll go down

hey, I've got a pènis -ANDY biersack

haha and then what? ;)

^ oh shít u win

*rips off my Nike shirt* that's too gay for me man sorry

^ but b-b-bro i-i know ball if life but... bro i think you're my life no hòmo tho lol *wipes dirt off superstars*

Are you Little Caesars because you're hot and I'm ready

@Kim *single man tear™ falls* bro man bro I feel so grateful. in a manly™ way haha. oh and happy birthday bro but like, no hômo ;)

ur better than most humans

ARE YOU A SMALL LOAN TO DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS

im usually quite naughty but its my devils night off, so tonight why dont you be the devil IN me😈

do u have band aid cuz I scraped my knee falling for u

do your eyes hurt? cuz you've been looking right all day

are you in college? because I'd like to explore your campus

Can I get a picture with you? I want proof to show my friends that I touched an angel

you're acute angle and I'm your right angle (read aloud as is)

can I follow you home tonight? my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

roses are red, violets are blue, those are as obvious as my love for u

roses are red grass is green your beautiful face makes me want to scream

if you are taking me for a fool, you might as well take me anyway

I'll make you HOWELL #ifyouknowwhatimean (oh god what have I done)

is anyone here single

you have eyes