is it sad that i read it in dans voice

^^lol.... so did I.

^ me too

ITS ON A LYRIC WEBSITE IM CRYING XD

A month without uploading he comes back with a tag; that no one even tagged him in, he's not a challenge to drag (ouch) . So get ready for an attack and by that I mean cringe , cause this m*therf*ckers about to get dragged by his fringe! First things first , you're freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle. You got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you look like a poodle (HOBBIT!) throw in a really annoying posh voice and , yup that's Dan! Your what would've happened if Whinnie the Pooh f*ckèd Slender Man!

You procrastinate making videos , cause being judged is scary! Your so close to being forgotten , that hates imaginary ! The only reason you get view is cause your another white guy, that people ship with his friend , cause they think it's KAWAII !!!!! Oh, "REASONS WHY DAN'S A FAIL (YAY)" I'll give you some! *breathes in deeply* You never tweet you over eat, all you do is cry and sleep!