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u could pull off all of this hun wow i like the plaid boots
imagine. you enemy pops up “why are YOU wearing THOSE ugly red shoes!1!1!1 ugh! ew.” so you take those boots and you use your karate training and you kick them right in the EYE and bam they regret ever talking to you.
so then you make the face that that girl is making and pull out them honey yus glasses and go “you’ve just been kicked by a shoe spike.” because you aren’t smart and don’t have epic wordings to toast them with