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here's a collab with a friend from igπ I really like this collabπ I hope you all had an AMAZING Sunday. Comment down below cheesy pick up lines you think will make me laughπ I may comment some backπ
i play piano (with chords though), sing, i still somehow like making rainbow loom bracelets sometimes π, i like to read, and i sometimes clean for fun π
oooo yes pickup lines my favorite
okay so i have two one that is a real pickup line and one that isn't exactly one but here goes
i love pick up lines hold on
"is your dad a baker, because you got some nice buns" π
"did you fall from heaven? because satan did too"
are your parents beavers? because dam ,, do you have a fever? or are you always this hot ,, on a scale from 1 to 10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need ,, is your name wifi? because I'm feeling a connection,, if you were a triangle you'd be acute one ,, is your name Waldo? because someone like you is hard to find ,, did you eat lucky charms today? because you look magically delicious
im good at pickup lines dang π
thank you thank you π if you ever need a good pun hmu because im very punny
ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ» that was beautiful
there was one that was in my bio for a while that was like "what does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? a synonym roll" but that one wasn't as good hold up imma make a whole list
i asked my teddy bear if he wanted dinner, but he was like nah bro I'm already stuffed ,, singing in the shower is fun till you get soap in your mouth because then it's a soap opera,, yesterday i tried to grab the fog but i mist,, there's music coming out of my printer but it's okay because it's jamming ,, i know a guy that used to be a banker, but he lost interest,, when i was little i almost drowned and let me tell you that experience was breath taking ,, i told my friends i electrocuted myself and they replied with "how shocking" ,, if you could buy fake spaghetti it probably be called an impasta
i have more pick up lines but same somebody would block me π
ooo i have another one "are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine written all over you"
"when i saw you across the room i fell, so i'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
and you too you too talk about slick π
"*holds out hand* will you hold this for me while i go for a walk?"
when i get a boyfriend I'm going to use cheesy pickup lines all the time
i have some really inappropriate pick up lines but i can tell them anyway if you want bc im a total savage π
yes π yes π yes
^^ ooo can i do what celia's doing my best ones are inappropriate π
i regret everything π
well they were great ππ were the worst im 11 and vΔ«rgin why am i like this
*we're
goodnight π
ahhh so pretty ππ
aw ty and np π btw i'm almost done with the ari collab! i should have it done by tomorrow morning βΊοΈβ€οΈ
lol i got them when i was reading them with a friend under the bleachers π
hello, i would like to let you know that you are a part of the green teamπ 1st contest is up now !!
Thanks Callie π
yes π
it's okay but you're a good friend sooo
ahh sorry i have to go to lax camp now but I'll talk to you afterwards
Here you go :))
This is amazingππ
Round one is up! You have until july 18 to enter, if you don't enter you will be eliminated. Good luckβ€οΈ
i was singing the theme song they entire time π
thank you!!
on a scale of one to America how free are you tonight
are you less than 90 degrees? because you're a cute (acute hahahaha)