yes

you do

heyyyyy

lol

aw thank u Alexis! (if I remember your name correctly lol) how we your thanksgiving?

omg, really? dude I was stuffed and im currently playing call of duty with my dad. but u know what's terrible tho? my mom is bringing my sis and I to one of her stupid coworkers parties where they'll get drunk and stuff.....

why is the life of a teen so complicated?

Mmm hmm, and they law ays ask questions like 'so you have all A's yeah my son only gets C's' and then they go on and on about how terrible their kids are.

nah not yet, but lol if I do I'd probably get in trouble for being "rude" and stuff. apparently my relatives hate sarcasm

amen sister! my mom always gets mad at me when I make a sarcastic comment. and in always like 'ITS FREEDOM OF SPEECH' lol #HistoryActuallyPaysOff

guess who acquired a picture of their crush (in a non creepy way)!

lol so okay we were in my friends Instagram since we were at a party together. but do u know what she did before we got the pic, she sent w dozen photos of me screaming and looking ugly on purpose to him! oh god. so than we went on Instagram and found a pic of him looking constipated 😂😂

HELLO

IT'S ME

IKR I FEEL SO PROUD AS A STALKER