So I was thinking bout posting a bio of myself. Any thoughts?

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So I was thinking bout posting a bio of myself. Any thoughts?


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@caption: yes zoey. please do.
*GASP* YOU MEAN LETTUCE
better.
Jackson was out getting Alex his coffee, as promised. Lisa was sleeping. Chloe was somewhere.
Alex was sitting at his desk, wearing his still broken glasses, and writing. Eliza was sleeping. In the hallway. With a dead body.
Chloe had the wild idea of calling Eliza, not really knowing why. She just did.
Eliza was still sleeping, looking almost as dead as her new dead friend.
Chloe took a deep breath, stood up, and began to walk around to look for Eliza.
Eliza opened her eyes a little, saw the dead body, and screamed.
Chloe immediately ran towards the scream, towards Eliza and ran next to her, not even dazed by the dead body. “W- What’s wrong?”
“Nothing. I just panicked.” Eliza said. “I forgot about JJ.”
“So that’s the name of the corpse?” Chloe asked. || Jackson came back and knocked on the door. “Alex? Can I come in?”
“Yeah. James Hamilton.” Eliza nodded. “Thought I bring him here before the police found him.” || “Yeah. You don’t need to ask.” Alex said, not looking up from his writing.
“I wonder what the police will do if they find you sitting next to a dead body.” Chloe said sarcastically. || Jackson opened the door and held out the coffee to Alex. “Here you go.”
“Well the won’t.” Eliza said looking at JJ. “I’m slightly terrified now though.” || “Oh my god. You’re the best.” Alex took the coffee from Jackson and nearly drank the entire thing.
“We could burn it.” Chloe said very plainly. || “You’re welcome, caffeine addict.” Jackson laughed and rolled his eyes.
“No. I think we should ask Alex what to do.” Eliza said. || “Hey, I could be addicted to worse things.” Alex said
“You’re probably right.” Chloe nodded. || “Yeah...” Jackson said hesitantly. “Right... Worse things...”
“Although frankly I’m too scared to talk to him.” Eliza sighed. || “Anyways.” Alex took his glasses off and put them on his desk. “I have good news.”
“I could talk to hi. if you want me to.” Chloe offered. || “Really?” Jackson smiled. “What is it?”
*him
“Nope. Absolutely not.” Eliza shook her head. “You saw what he did to JJ.” Eliza pointed to where Alex shot JJ. “He could do that to any of us too.”
“I’m in a better mood today.” Alex smiled
“He doesn’t have the guts to do it again, Eliza.” Chloe rolled her eyes. || “That certainly is good news.” Jackson laughed a little.
“Um...he does. Definitely.” Eliza said. “You don’t know what he’s like.” || “And JJ had enough money on him when...Well...when I killed him...that I can afford new glasses.” Alex said
“Yeah well I’m a reckless idiot who’s last words will probably be, “Hey, watch me walk in the middle of that highway!” So, Yeah. I don’t even care if Alex tries to shoot me.” Chloe flipped her hair. || “You’re stealing money from your dead brother so that you can buy glasses?” Jackson asked.
“Yeah, But I care.” Eliza said. || “Well I wasn’t gonna let it go to waste. He had $1000 dollars with him.” Alex said
“Well I don’t.” Chloe said. || “You’re screwed up.” Jackson laughed.
“But What would I do without you?!” Eliza asked. ||”Well duh. That’s stating the obvious.” Alex laughed
“You’d probably come visit me in the afterlife and nag about how I’m such an idiot.” Chloe shrugged. || “Maybe I am.” Jackson laughed.
Eliza frowned. “Just don’t get killed...” || “Oh! I almost forgot!” Alex said. “I have something for you.”
“We all die at some point.” Chloe smirked. “You either kill yourself or get killed.” || “Really?” Jackson asked.
“Look, I’m not really the best person to talk about death with...” Eliza said. || “Yeah, I do.” Alex took off his varsity jacket and placed it around Jackson’s shoulders. “There. In case you don’t know, in Collage people give other people their varsity jackets as a sign of love.”
“Well then let’s just not talk about it for now.” Chloe shrugged. || Jackson coughed a little. “Sorry It’s just that this is pretty dang sweet for my taste.”
“Chloe...can I ask you something?” Eliza said. || “I’m sorry.” Alex laughed. “But you were the only one who hasn’t gotten my jacket yet.”
“Sure.” Chloe said. || “Well thank you.” Jackson hugged Alex. “I like it.”
“Do you remember what happened back in New York?” Eliza asked. “Between is I mean?” || “Glad you like it.” Alex said. “I promise this time my dead boyfriend didn’t wear that one.”
“Yeah?” Chloe nodded. || “I wish I could’ve met your boyfriend before he died....” Jackson sighed
(SPEAKING OF JOHN, AT SIX FLAGS, THEY HAD A MINI-ZOO AREA AND I SAW TURTLES THERE AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT THE TURTLES, I KEPT THINKING, “IF ONLY LAURENS WAS HERE”)
“Do you...hate me for that?” Eliza asked. || “I wish you could have too. You would have liked each other.” Alex smiled
(TURTLES?!😱)
“Not at all.” Chloe said. || “Sounds like it.” Jackson smiled.
(YUP)
“You don’t...?” Eliza looked up at Chloe. || “You Actually remind me of him a lot.” Alex said
(TURTLES ARE WONDERFUL PRECIOUS CREATURES THAT NEED TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS)
“Nope.” Chloe said. || “Was he stupidly innocent?” Jackson asked.
(YES. THEY. ARE.)
“Well...that makes it a little better.” Eliza smiled a bit. || “Kinda. At least I thought he was.” Alex said
Chloe smiled and kissed Eliza on the cheek. “To be honest, I couldn’t even remember what you were talking about.” || “What Do you mean ‘you thought he was’?” Jackson tilted his head.
(PERFECT LIZZIE)
“Chloe I’m going to be honest with you...I’m terribly confused about all this.” Eliza said. || “I’ve learned that people aren’t always what they seem.” Alex explained. “People pretend things all the time.”
“Me too.” Chloe laughed. || “Like you, for example.” Jackson said.
(YESSSS)
“I just want it all to end.” Eliza sighed. || “Yes. Like me.” Alex said. “But I made a promise to myself that I’m going to stop lying to you.”
“All of what?” Chloe asked. || Jackson nearly choked on laughter.
“All this confusion.” Eliza said. || Alex glared at Jackson. “I was being serious.”
“It’s hurting my brain...” Chloe sighed. || “Totally.” Jackson said sarcastically.
“Me too.” Eliza said. || “This is why I absolutely despise human beings.” Alex groaned
“Eliza?” Chloe smiled. || “You’re surrounded by them daily. There’s no escaping humans. You’re a human yourself.” Jackson laughed.
“Yeah?” Eliza said. || “And At this moment I’m hating you more than most humans.” Alex said
“Je t’aime.” Chloe said. || “I thought you said I was the best earlier.” Jackson smirked.
“Y-you do know I speak french...right?” Eliza said. || “I’m quite rapidly changing my mind.” Alex said
“Exactly.” Chloe smirked. || “Alex?” Jackson sighed.
“Oh....okay then.” Eliza smiled. || “Yeah?” Alex asked
“Goodnight Eliza.” Chloe said. || “How are you not annoying?” Jackson asked.
“It won’t be a very good night for me.” Eliza sighed looking back down at JJ. “But goodnight to you Chloe.” || Alex laughed. “I have no idea.”
Chloe kissed Eliza on the cheek before leaving to go to sleep. || “You should try and be more annoying.” Jackson said.
Eliza watched Chloe leave before picking up JJ and trying to figure out what to do with him. || “I try very hard.” Alex said
(I’m just waiting for someone to find Eliza with a dead body and freak out😂)
(to bad Lisa is asleep and Chloe didn’t even care😂)
“Really?” Jackson had a skeptical look on his face.
(yeah😂)
“No, I’ve actually been trying not to be annoying.” Alex said
Elisza. There’s this thing called sleep. And school. I need to do both. So goodnight😘
goodnight😘