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they were heading back to the school because Alex was on the verge of dying
not yet Zoey. not yet.
I have an idea. we skip all the travel-y stuff.
yes?
hey, he was the same height as Lafayette then😂
yep.
okay.
um...good question
great plan
yep, lettuce
Chloe happily skipped on her way back to the school. As always, she was smiling. || Jackson stood next to Alex the whole time they were going back. So caring.
Alex was barely conscious and was using Eliza as a human crutch. Which wasn’t working too well because she was taller than him.
“I can hold him if you want.” Jackson offered Eliza.
“I-I think I got it...” Eliza said looking down at Alex. || Alex sighed. “Guys I’m fine. Really.”
“Alex, you’re not fine.” Chloe said. (I was gonna have her make a Hamilton reference and say “You’re in worse shape than the national debt is in.” But I decided not to.)
“Honestly Alex, the fact that your still alive is a miracle.” Eliza said. “So please don’t say your fine.” || “Alright. I’m not fine.” Alex said. “I’m alive. Does that work for y’all?”
“It works for me... barely.” Jackson sighed. (I saw that Elisza)
“Would you rather I say I’m dead? Cause I’m probably more dead than alive at this point.” Alex said
“No.” Jackson said. “If you could stay alive, that would be enough.” (so many references)
“Okay, okay. I’m alive. For now.” Alex said.
“And that’s very nice.” Jackson smiled.
“I guess...” Alex shrugged. “Is it bad that I can barely see anything.”
“Definitely.” Chloe nodded.
“How much farther do we have to walk?” Eliza asked.
“You think you can last five minutes Alex?” Eliza asked. || Alex, for once, didn’t say anything and just shook his head.
“A- Alex?” Jackson frowned. “Are you Okay?”
“No.” Alex said. || “Golly, Alex, don’t die on us.” Eliza said
“I don’t think he can keep walking.” Chloe said.
(ELISZA)
(WHAT
“I-I’ll be fine...” Alex said before collapsing into the ground. || “Oh golly, what just happened?!” Eliza screamed
“He passed out.” Chloe picked Alex up with surprising ease.
“Is he dead?!” Eliza asked
“Nah.” Chloe shook her head.
(Elisza)
“A-are you sure...?” Eliza asked
(yeeeeees?)
(would you see Be More Chill If Will Roland was the main character?)
“Uh...” Chloe paused for a second. “Yes.”
(no)
“Okay...he needs help though...” Eliza frowned. “Like, now.”
“Hm...” Chloe began to think of all the things she might’ve needed to do. “CPR is off the list. There was nothing that could’ve affected his breath and there was no sudden jolt to his heart... his breathing is a little shaky though.”
(Elisza)
“Um...help!” Eliza shouted. “Somebody help!”
(yeah)
(My mom is screaming again)
“I got this.” Chloe gestured for Eliza to calm down. “He passed out, probably from blood loss so... All we gotta do is find where he’s bleeding.”
(oh golly...)
“Probably Like...everywhere,” Eliza said. “I wouldn’t be surprised.”
(it’s soul diminishing)
“That doesn’t help.” Chloe sighed. She put Alex down on the ground and looked down at him for a while, not doing anything.
“Well then don’t ask me for help.” Eliza crossed her arms.
“This is gonna be weird.” Chloe said to herself. She lifted Alex’s shirt off and started to look for possible places he could be bleeding from.
“Maybe we should go get help Chloe.” Eliza said
“Sure, you do that. I’ll take care of him for now.” Chloe reached into her back pocket and pulled out a gauze. She wrapped Alex’s stomach in the gauze and tried to get him to stop bleeding.
“Okay...Human brings we need help really badly!” Eliza shouted. “It’s an emergency!”
“I could call an ambulance...” Jackson said quietly.
“I don’t think that’s a great idea.” Eliza said. “I’m pretty sure he would murder you for that.”
“Good point...” Jackson nodded. || “Alex? My dude? My buddy? My pal?” Chloe shook Alex’s shoulders a little bit.
(oh Elisza)
Alex opened one of his eyes and kind of looked at Chloe like she was insane. “I wouldn’t really use any of those words to describe myself...but what the hêll do you want from me?”
(yes?)
“Just wanted to make sure you’re okay.” Chloe smiled, relieved.
(I just backtalked my mom. And I think I did good.)
“I’m fine.” Alex sighed. “Wait, no. I’m alive.”
(GOOD FOR YOU)
“You Guys Wanna go back to the school?” Chloe looked at everyone.
(I guess)
“More than anything right now.” Alex said
(Well, hey if you did good, that’s a good thing)
Chloe carefully picked up Alex — bridal style — and began walking back.
(she was really pîssed afterwards though😂)
“Put me down Chloe.” Alex glared at Chloe
(perfect😂)
“Nope. You can’t walk.” Chloe said.
“I’m fine though.” Alex said
“No. You’re in terrible condition.” Chloe said.
“I am fine Chloe. End of story.” Alex sighed
“Everyone else here agrees that Alex is not fine, right?” Chloe looked at Eliza and Jackson. Jackson nodded a little bit
“Well...you see...I would say he’s not...but...I don’t want to get into an argument so...” Eliza sighed. “I-I don’t know what to say...”
“Oh look we’re here now.” Jackson said, desperately trying to change the topic.
“Oh...thank goodness.” Eliza smiled. || “Chloe. Put me down before I use the butter knife that I keep with me at all times on you.” Alex said
“It’s a very sharp butter knife that I stole from that fancy restaurant we went to.” Alex smiled. “That was quite a night.”
“I remember that night.” Jackson smirked. || Lisa came bolting to the door where everyone was. “WHERE THE HĖLL WERE YOU?!” She was fuming.
“Allo. Nice to see you too Lisa.” Alex smiled and waved awkwardly, still covered in blood.
“While you idiots were off getting yourself killed, I’m pretty sure I’ve learned how to talk to animals.” Lisa glared at everyone.
“Actually, I wasn’t getting myself killed.” Alex said. “I was...wait a minute...”
“What?!” Lisa snapped.
“I actually was getting myself killed. I just didn’t know it at the time.” Alex admitted. || Eliza laughed. “I’m sorry, I was the one actually doing all the detective work Alex. You were back at your apartment doing god knows what with your boyfriend over there.”
“E- Eliza!” Jackson blushed 50 shades of red. Chloe snorted. (😏) || “Oh, so you guys were screwing each other and dying?!” Lisa said
“Actually Lisa, I was trying to solve my brother’s murder.” Eliza glared at Lisa. || “Ye gods Eliza! Keep your mouth shut!” Alex said
“Don’t worry, I wasn’t talking about you Eliza. I was talking about the two gingers over here.” Lisa glared at Alex and Jackson. || “I heard screams that night. Very loud screams.” Chloe laughed.
“I hate you all so much.” Alex sighed. “Can’t you just leave me alone for once?”
(ZOEY MY CAT JUST KNEED ME REALLY HARD IN THE BACK😂)
“I’m only a little sorry.” Chloe shrugged.
“I’m just gonna day it’s safe to assume we’re all in a whole lot of trouble.” Alex said
(WOOOOOW😂😂😂)
(IT HURTS SO FXCKING BAD😂)
“Yes, you are. And I even devised a murder plan with all the pets.” Lisa said. || “Oh god...” Jackson whimpered.
(I show sympathy for you)
“I would greatly appreciate you killing me.” Alex said. “That way I don’t have to do it myself.”
(suuuuuuuure)
“You’re already half dead.” Lisa said. “So I don’t care about the plan now.”
(much sympathy)
“Dâmn it.” Alex glared at Lisa. “I was hoping you would still kill me.”
(nope. not buying it.)
“Oh guess what.” Lisa said, in a not-mad tone.
(Elisza. I show so much sympathy.)
“What now?” Eliza asked
((no you don’t.)
“I found a turtle wandering around a few days ago. I decided to keep it.” Lisa pulled a tiny turtle out, seemingly out of nowhere, and showed to everyone. “I named it baguette.”
“That’s great.” Alex said. “But is really like to be put down now Chloe!”
“I doubt you can walk.” Chloe scoffed.
“Just put me down.” Alex said. “Please.”
“Fine.” Chloe dropped Alex on the ground, not even bothering to carefully put him down carefully.
“Ow! Ye gods Chloe, be careful!” Alex said, standing up.
“You’re the one who wanted down.” Chloe shrugged.
“You have a point.” Alex said, brushing himself off. “But you did nearly ruin my coat.”
“So? Why should I care?” Chloe said.
“Because. I’m always cold.” Alex shrugged.
“Well, I’m gonna go back to my room to take a nap. Bye guys.” Chloe waved a little as she walked off.
“Well...I’m gonna go too...” Alex said. “Better start cleaning all this blood off.”
“I’m coming with you because I don’t wanna be beat up by my sister.” Jackson said, standing behind Alex.
“Fine.” Alex said. “Lets go then.” || Eliza sighed. “Golly...I cant believe this...”
Jackson followed Alex to wherever the heck they were going. || “You wanna bet they aren’t actually gonna clean up the blood?” Lisa said, smirking.
“Oh no, Alex will definitely be cleaning it up. It’s in his hair, which he loves more then anything.” Eliza laughed. || Alex went up to his dorm, went inside, and just stood there for a minute.
“It’d be a shame if something were to.... happen to that ‘oh so precious hair of his’.” Lisa laughed.
“Alex?” Jackson stared at him. “You Okay?”
“Well...once his friends played a prank on him and dyed it brown.” Eliza said. “He nearly murdered them.” || “Yeah, I’m Fine.” Alex said. But he clearly wasn’t fine.
I have to go eat dinner...but it’s also family movie night...so I don’t know when I’ll be back. I might try to ditch the movie.
“I’m gonna get revenge on everyone for leaving me without knowing.” Lisa said. “Including you.” || “You’re Not Fine, what’s wrong?” Jackson asked.
Okie.
okay, I’m back
“I figured...it was my idea to leave anyway.” Eliza admitted. || Alex turned around to face Jackson. “I said I was fine!”
hi
“I’m gonna go draw on Chloe’s face, wanna help?” Lisa asked. || “Jeez.... sorry for being concerned....” Jackson said.
“Uhm...Not really...I mean...she is kinda my friend...” Eliza shrugged. || “N-no...I’m sorry...you shouldn’t be.” Alex said
“Eh. See ya then.” Lisa left to go draw something on Chloe while she was sleeping. || “What made you so mad all of a sudden?” Jackson asked.
“See ya...” Eliza said and watched Lisa go. || “I don’t know Jackson...” Alex sat down and looked down. “I don’t know if I know anything anymore...”
“Alex...?” Jackson sat down next to Alex.
“Yeah...?” Alex looked up at Jackson
“Do you wanna get yourself cleaned up then we can find something to cheer you up?” Jackson asked. || Lisa ran back out to Eliza, practically wheezing. “E.... Eliza! I gotta... show.... show you this!”
“I guess...” Alex smiled a little. || “What is it?” Eliza asked
(if I disappear it’s because my phone died and I can’t get to a charger and I’ll be back. but hopefully that won’t happen.)
“You go get a shower, yell if you need me for anything.” Jackson smiled back || “Chloe’s forehead...” Lisa laughed
(Okie dokie)
“Alright. Thanks Jackson.” Alex said, leaving to go take a shower. || Eliza sighed. “Oh...golly.”
“You’re welcome.” Jackson said. || Lisa held up her phone which had a picture of Chloe sleeping with the words “To Pretty to be shįtty” written in her forehead and pink sparkles drawn around the sentence. “Perfect, right?”
“I-I guess...” Eliza shrugged
“Hey you wanna help me plan a way to get back at my brother?” Lisa asked.
“Sure.” Eliza smiled. “I’d love too.”
“So at first I was planning on ambushing him in his sleep and making him think there was a zombie apocalypse, he loves those kinds of video games by the way, and he would just like freak out and that’d be funny.” Lisa suggested.
“That might not be the greatest idea...” Eliza frowned. || Alex came back a few minutes later, looking a lot better. “Allo...”
“Do you have any ideas?” Lisa asked. || Jackson kinda fell asleep on Alex’s bed. He shifted around a little, which was cute.
“No...that was never my specialty.” Eliza explained. || Alex sat down next to Jackson and smiled.
“We could always draw on his face too.” Lisa shrugged. || Jackson rolled over and wrapped his arms around Alex, basically trapping him in his arm prison.
“Nah. Already done that one.” Eliza said. || Alex looked down at Jackson and...started talking to himself.
“We could get Alex to help us.” Lisa said. || Jackson opened one eye and almost fell off the bed. “I- I’m sorry! I- I fell asleep and I couldn’t control myself...”
“He wouldn’t...Okay Maybe he would.” Eliza said. || “I-It’s Alright....” Alex said, looking a little startled.
“Oh!” Lisa smiled deviously. || “You look better now.” Jackson said, eyeing Alex up and down.
“What?” Eliza asked. || “Do I?” Alex smiled
“Let’s Get ‘em both back at the same time.” Lisa said. || “Way Better.” Jackson kissed Alex on the cheek.
“How...?” Eliza smirked. || “That’s good to hear.” Alex said
“When Chloe wakes up, we’ll have her find out when would be the best time for us to barge in and start screaming nonsense for no reason.” Lisa said. || “Your hair is so curly when it’s wet.” Jackson said, playing with one of Alex’s curls.
“Alright...sounds like a plan.” Eliza said. || “Usually it’s not.” Alex laughed. “Usually it gets really straight.”
“What Do you wanna do in the meantime?” Lisa asked. || “It’s cute though.” Jackson laughed. “Really cute.”
“I dunno.” Eliza said. || “Aw gee...It really isn’t.” Alex said
Lisa sat down and began to think. “I can show you some things I taught the pets while you were gone.” || “It Really is though.” Jackson smiled.
“Alright...why not?” Eliza smiled. “Lets go.” || “No it’s not.” Alex sighed. “Not at all...”
“Pets!” Lisa shouted. All the pets came out. Both of the cats, the crab, and the turtle that Lisa somehow managed to find. “It’s pretty amazing.” || “Yes it is.” Jackson said.
“Oh...wow.” Eliza said. || “Come on. It’s not.” Alex said
“Watch this.” Lisa said. She made Night lay down and then Napolean sat on top of Night. The crab was on Napoleons head and the turtle was on top of the crab. “Amazing, right?” || “It’s adorable.” Jackson said.
“How do you do that?” Eliza asked. || “Shut up...” Alex said turning away from Jackson
“I’ve been training them.” Lisa shrugged. || “Aw, are you flustered?” Jackson giggled.
“I’m impressed.” Eliza smiled. || “No!” Alex said, blushing
“I’m pretty sure I’ve learned to talk to them.” Lisa said. || “You’re so flustered.” Jackson whispered from behind. Kinky.
“Thats crazy.” Eliza said. || “I am not!” Alex said. “I’m just...cold.”
“I’m worried about my mental health status.” Lisa says in a way where you can’t tell if she’s joking or not. || “You totally are.” Jackson hugged Alex from behind, trying to warm him up.
“You shouldn’t be. Your nowhere near as insane as I am.” Eliza laughed. || “No...I’m not!” Alex insisted.
“We’re all a little insane though.” Lisa said. || “You’re lying.” Jackson smirked, beginning to rock back and forth.
“I guess...” Eliza sighed. “Some more than others.” || “When have I ever told the truth?” Alex laughed
“If everyone is a little insane, they should call insane asylums very insane asylums.” Lisa said. || “Which proves my point further that you’re lying.” Jackson said.
“Maybe. Or maybe they shouldn’t exist at all.” Eliza said. || “Maybe I was lying a little...” Alex admitted
“Or maybe there should be special communities where the more insane people live.” Lisa said. || “A little?” Jackson laughed.
“There already are. You normal people just don’t know it.” Eliza shook her head sadly || “Maybe more than a little.” Alex said
“What Do you mean ‘you normal people’?” Lisa shot Eliza a playful glare. || “You were lying one hundred percent.” Jackson said.
“I mean you normal people.” Eliza repeated. || “Maybe I was, Maybe I wasn’t.” Alex said, turning to face Jackson. “But you, my friend, will never know.”
“WHO THE FŪCK DID THIS?!” Chloe shouted from her dorm. || “I think she’s awake.” Lisa laughed. || “You were.” Jackson kissed the top of Alex’s head.
“Oh Lordy...” Eliza sighed. “This should be fun.” || “Actually I wasn’t.” Alex said
Chloe ran out to Eliza and Lisa. “Who did this?!” || “Hey, calm down. We wanna make a deal.” Lisa smirked. || “I cant trust you.” Jackson said.
“Hey, I’m staying out of this.” Eliza crossed her arms. || “Well obviously.” Alex shrugged. “For some reason, nobody trusts me.”
“You get to spy on Alex and Jackson—“ Lisa got cut off by Chloe. “I accept the offer.” || “You never tell the truth, you admitted it yourself.” Jackson laughed.
“I feel sorry for you Chloe.” Eliza said. || “I actually tell the truth about a lot of things.” Alex sighed. “But hey, it’s not like any of that matters when it comes to trust.”
“Why?” Chloe asked Eliza. || “Alex...” Jackson smirked.
“Because...when I tell Jackson and Alex your spying on them, things aren’t going to end well...” Eliza said. || “Yeah?” Alex asked, avoiding eye contact
“Oh please. Not like they can kill me.” Chloe said. “Things’ll Be Fine.” || “Look at me.” Jackson said.
“Alright, alright...go ahead.” Eliza sighed. || “Fine.” Alex looked up so he was now look directly at Jackson
“Thanks Guys!” Chloe smiled and ran off into the vents to stalk them. || Jackson grabbed Alex’s chin and pulled him into a kiss. It was a nice kiss. It was a slightly spicy kiss.
“Knock yourself out Chloe.” Eliza said. || Alex wrapped his arms around Jackson, moved as close as possible, and tried to ignore the fact that he was crying.
Chloe suddenly came tumbling back. “You Guys gotta See this!” || Jackson hugged Alex and began to kiss around his neck and cheek. Spicy.
“Whatever it is I’m sure I don’t want to see.” Eliza glared at Chloe. || “I’m so sorry Jackson...” Alex whispered
“C’mon Eliza! The plan!” Lisa grabbed Eliza’s hand and began to run towards Alex and Jackson. || “It’s fine...” Jackson whispered back, twirling Alex’s hair.
“No way.” Eliza jerked her hand away from Lisa. “Absolutely not.” || “I-I wish I wasn’t such a mess..” Alex sighed. “I wish we had met before this happened to me.”
“But the plaaan.” Lisa groaned. || “You May be a mess, but you’re a wonderful mess. My wonderful mess.” Jackson said.
“Do it on your own. I can’t.” Eliza said, running off before anyone could change her mind. || “Ye gods, your the best human being that ever existed.” Alex smiled
“Ugh.” Lisa rolled her eyes and kept on walking to Alex and Jackson. || “And you’re the second best.” Jackson kissed Alex again.
“Nah. I’m probably closer to the worst.” Alex laughed.
“Don’t say that.” Jackson laughed. || Lisa kicked open Alex and Jackson’s door. “HELLO! WERE YOU TWO GONNA MAKE OUT?! TOO BAD! I’M HERE! HA!”
“Actually Lisa, I was on the verge of having a mental breakdown.” Alex glared at Lisa.
“Dāmn it...” Lisa sighed. “Chloe lied to me...” || “How Dare you.” Jackson glared at Lisa.
“And Anyway, I’d make out with him even if you were here Lisa.” Alex said. “So I don’t see what difference it makes.”
All the color drained from Lisa’s face. “Oh... My god....” She slowly made her way out of the room. || Jackson covered his mouth and snorted at what Alex had said.
Alex burst out laughing. “That got an even better reaction than I thought.”
“She looked absolutely petrified.” Jackson laughed, putting emphasis on the word petrified.
(Elisza the randomness memory just came across my mind)
“That was priceless.” Alex said, laying down
(yeah?)
“It was amazing.” Jackson sighed. (that’s what she said)
(so I remember you dad telling me this story about how one time his mom slapped him so hard she broke some bones in her hand)
*my, not you
“I used to do that to people all the time.” Alex said. “But that was one of the best reactions.”
(I’m not sure if that’s funny or sad)
(it’s scary)
“Why was she so horrified?” Jackson asked.
“I have absolutely no idea.” Alex shrugged
(yeah, it is)
Jackson sighed then laughed a little.
“I haven’t done something like that since all this craziness began.” Alex said. “I’m kind of proud of myself.”
“Do you think she would’ve had the same reaction if she actually caught us making out?” Jackson laughed.
“I think it would have been funnier.” Alex said
“She might’ve had a heart attack.” Jackson said.
“Maybe...then we might be charged with murder.” Alex laughed. “Could you imagine trying to explain how she died?”
Jackson began to act out how it would go. “‘How did your sister die?’ Well you see, she caught us.... kissing.... a lot. We were... making out. She died from the shock....”
“Nobody would believe us.” Alex said
“Eliza probably would.” Jackson said.
“Ye gods, I nearly forgot about her.” Alex frowned.
“She might’ve died too if she caught us.” Jackson said,
“Well...one day one of them will catch us.” Alex said. “It’s inevitable”
“So...” Jackson smirked.
“So what?” Alex asked
“G’night Alex.” Jackson smiled.
“Goodnight Jackson.” Alex said, actually attempting to sleep.
Jackson hugged Alex as he fell asleep. And he gave Alex a little kiss on the cheek before closing his eyes.
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