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I burned with finger with fire while trying to roast a marshmallow for smores
POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFROπ
MY BROTHER ALMOST BURNED DOWN OUR HOUSE BC HE WAS MAKING A CHICKEN PATTY!
MY BROTHER WAS TRYING BURN OUR HOUSE DOWN BY USING OUR BRAND NEW MINI POPCORN MACHINE WHEN WE WERENT HOME THEN WE WALKED IN AND HE HAD A BROOM IN HIS HAND AND WAS TRYING TO PUT DOWN THE FIRE ALARM
ha ha ha <I'm being sarcastic>
Hi :3
I have a broccoli brain
And I have a pet potato named Penelope
She dances by wiggling her butt
and she wears bright red lipstick
she also once ate a mini tomato
and she got sick
-The End-
LOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEHπππ¦
I tried to kick my brother's butt. I do not gots mad ninja skills.
I kicked him in the weird spot
I didn't know your mum owned a great old man who was the first to be donkey kong at the motel buffalo
I'm da queen of pineapples! π have a nice day!
plz follow meh
grandma, I finished my grammar, can I have a gram cracker? Maybe a gram or a kilogram?π―πππ
No. Just.... no. π
AYO AYO AYO
iddkπππ
it's not like I can actually make you laugh. I'm not trying.
once... I ate a tomato.. and it died... now I'm meateater. SAVE THE PLANTS!
Billy Bob's belly button ate bacon and became a vegetarian superhero and died from beef steak
mine doesn't make any sense lol
Why didn't the toliet paper cross the road? Becaus wit got stuck in a crack! ππ.
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