Yassss iguana yassss

-Jeff-The-Killer-

Yassss iguana yassss


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sup. * tries to lean but falls * owie
Don't you understand that he LIKES you? My Zalgo!
Are you BLIND?!
^^ Read EVERY conversation you guys ever had.
lady, take a bath in holy water. according to fandom, we're best friends.
NAHHHHHH
Why Holy water? Why nawt blood?
because yoo need jeezuz
Ugh...That picture though...
I actually don't ship JeffxClocky, nor TiccixClocky.
I would knock her head off before it even touches my shoulder
Clockwork was a fan made daughter of TiccixJeff.
And that's the truth.
Don't you read?
And Ticci's daughter.
But you're fan made.
wait
Clock, I am your father.
perfect timing.
Hmph, A stitched smile? A CARVED smile? The clock? For TICKING!
Wait I have a stitched smile. IMPOSTER!
omigod
Toby's gonna be devistated
I think.
who's the mother?
*shivers* WHYYYY? WHY- TWO CPS WITH STITCHED SMILES! EEEEEEEH
TOBY IS THE MOTHERRR
Ye
HOW HES A MAN
....WAIT...IS HE REALLY A MAN?!??
:3 I'm glad that the person I'm shipped with doesn't have all dis drama. WOO!
I should get Toby.
Ye he's a man I think
Idk
than how did he get pregnant if he's a man...
I remember nothing.
OH SHÏT
WHY WASNT I NOTIFIED
than why is clock, like, around my age.
no I don't
now I can abuse you
and ground you
neheheheheh
No! as the mother, I say no.
I'm also an idiot
Toby...Is...26....O.o
,-,
o rlly
You didn't know?
wait...how old am I?
I personally think I'm....uh....2.
....20....
Made to a CP in 2003...
all criminal records burned and destroyed
20 yrs ,-,
wow ok
D-Don't ask.
I'm going to file a divorce
Hah...And Marry Jane?
wai Jeff wai
And Natilie is like....16 .-.
17 nowh
wow ok
we should get someone professional to tame this.
Yep
I know who we should get!
Or is Jeff 24? 😰 UH 24
you don't know do you...
Wait- Nope. I remember. 26.
Same age!
we need to get my good friend.
Wow Jeff ish OLD
the one who knows all
Waaaaiiiittttt I'll look it up- brb...
24. Exact. Turning 25 in March.
Ooooookkkkkkkeeeeeee I'm positive.
uh...I summoned him already.
WOAH WOAH WOAH JEFF......YOU WERE A MODEL?!?!!
he's on his way.
O.O
I Neva knew
omg he was
what
He was a chubby kid XD
stop digging into my personal life, wierdos
Hold on
* pats your head * I'm being forced to do this....
OH, WAIT!!!
what is it now
OKE, I CANT SEARCH IT UP ON PC, BUT I HAVE THE PICTURE!!! YASSS!
I CAN COMPARE IT TO THE "Real" PICTURE
what
is this about me
Hehe! I did it! :333
did what
tell me you beaver
Jeff...ARE YOU REAL?!
wha
am I?
because hoodie likes cats
You are XD
....Grinny Cat
cause cats are awesome
Eeehhh Mah friends hate meh. Wow. Okay. ,-,
I am here.
I read everything.
you people are demented.
Bish
The Héll
I thought Hoodie stuttered! And Barely spoke ,-,
I'm not a shy püsšy.
blame the fandom.
that's the fandom hoës. WHUT WHUT
Heh...
But that's not entirely the fandom.
well, I could burst your bubbles.
with that one video.
Well, I could make sense of it.
you people think we're shy little män whøręs
right?
Hah! Not me, I understand you guys. I would count that as a win.
Hmph...Well then...
man whørë sounds legit
You'd think? No- Clocky- Have you even watched Marble Hornets?
If anything, he would be MY bïtch.
BUT THATS NOT EVEN HOW IT WORKS- THE HÉLL?!
in my world that's how it works, høes
Not in reality. Not in truth.
why did I come here.
someone give me a good reason.
Hmph...Toby Why is this- Thing here?
I honestly have no clue at all...
because he's very smart.
OFFENDERMAN?! YOU'RE KIDDING ME! GOSH, YOU FANGIRLS!
ew....
OFFENDER LITERALLY SUCKS IT
don't call me a thing, høe
and for once Toby is right.
Høe? I'm the opposite...Don't you EVER call me that again...
høe.
...D-Don't Y-you dare...
...
what, are you a sensitive one?
Heh, I actually agree....
No I'm not even one of them.
you people act like 6 year olds.
...I-....I don't...
clocky, I don't hate you...I look down on you. just like everyone else.
Well...I guess I do in a way...
You despise of everyone, because you're broken..
Sorry..
* struggles * don't touch me....
...Clocky let go, please?
* shakes my arms* thank god.
I hate hugs. from anyone.
Clockwork, You're not the only one, Honestly..
But...Uh...Nevermind
Anddddd I also agree with you, Hoodie. I hate whoever came up with hugs...
I don't see the point in them ,-,
And, yes, masky does exist, but I can't lead you to him.
I know..
Didn't he say that he didn't hate you? Just looked down on you?
I know you don't.
You don't understand, then.
Some people don't trust others, You're lucky I'm talking to you now..
...
Okay, Shut Up now..
I KNOW you can't trust people like that, Just DONT talk about it!
I am disgusted
and I haven't heard anything yet.
I'm not disgusted, I just don't need anymore memories..
Of relationships and that shít..
I'm confused.
You don't need to know... And I'd rather you not know.
Hoodie, You of all people should understand.
it's that everyone is talking at the same time and my head is going to explode.
and it's only three people.
Hmph..
Clock? You okay?...
...You need it.
I'm going to agree with her...why?
You can't throw away your past..
...We all have people we miss...And things we have done...But it's not worth it..
How much pain do you think I feel? I just GET OVER IT. I have to.
Oh...When I remixed your collage, Clocky....YOU SAW NOTHING!
* pats clocky * take my pat as a blessing.
Oh God..
I pay no one, so, it's a blessing.
* pat
Blessing? I guess a smile, too? XD
it's fine, clock. Hoodie just pated you.
...
I guess she's a Clockwork-Neko.
I like cats.
You only have one eye.
don't kick her when she's already down
And...Your hair is messy...
Your smile....Should I remove the stitches?
I can help..
Please?
uh...ill go get Michele brush...from that one commercial
I'll work on getting the stitches out, and then Nurse Ann can come fix her eye..
Or I could use healing Magicks.
yes...sounds good....
I don't Trust Dr. Smiley..
TAKE MY PICTURE DOWN, CLOCKY!!!
PLEASE!!!
;-;
IT. IS. NOT. YOU!!! It's me, Pleeeeaaaaseeee take the pictures down!
Please, please, please, please!
what's happening....
EEK TAKE THE SHIP DOWN TOO!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!
NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE THAT!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the
I just went to McDonald's
and I come back to this
NO ONE SAW THAT, RIGHT?!? THAT SHIP WAS MEANT TO BE HIDDEN! STUPID FANGIRLS
huh
Nooooo
no
no
no
I just told you to take down the pictures because 1): ITS NOT YOU, ITS ME!!! And 2); Its emberassing!
Please noooo
No
wut
Nothing!
Jeffy-muffin is cunfused
......
Jeff, you DO NOT need to know.
wai not
NO, HER NAME IS FATILI!!!! AND THATS MEEEEEEE!!!!
YOU DONT SEE A CLOCK!!! DO YOU?! EH, IM FREAKING OUT!
what is happening
H-How did you even get it?!
How?!
can someone explain to me why you guys are yelling
Clocky Put Up A Picture of ME! Not Irl me, BUT CP ME
what's so bad about that
^^
Clocky, I rather you tell the ship...
Theeeennnn see why I freaked out. Noooo one needs to see the ship.
I just want to understand what's happening
clocky, you don't have to leave.
1): The ship thing. 2); Clockwork wants to kill herself...
what's the ship
and clocky, it'll be ok. we're here.
Eeehhh......
Clocky, Please don't...Please?
just tell me already...I've seen some bad ships.
Nooo!!!!! Why can't Clocky do it?! She SOMEHOW found it!
clocky, ples.
And, Clocky, Ya know it's not you, right?
I'll remix it..
Hey...You found it...How did you find them anyway?
Why...Did....You...Search....That?!
How did I show up, though?!
Also, look up Fatili The Killer. it'll make more sense
ooh
is this why everyone's fighting like dogs
rabid dogs
No, Not really.
Plus....I stole the OC. And re-named her. XD
Also, She's kinda a spin, kinda not. She's.....German I think....
Fights with two knives...
Not one..
eh..........................
I'm part German >~<
Wait....I think I'm Danish, English, and...what else? German, of course..
Uh....Something else.
I wanna live in Japan.....
I wanna live in the French catacombs
...
What if you were Royal Blood? If your GREAT (x10000) Grandparents were King and Queen in the 900's?
...
me...
too....
She's mah OC nowh >~<
uh okie
I just had a happy meal and then this happened
How?
You know what, don't answer that...
No fights are needed..
....Simple answer...I took her as my OC because she's just like me...
uh
I'm gonna stay outta this
...Hmmm...Fair enough...I wasn't planning on it...
Do You Know Chris The Killer, Clocky?
Wutz
Oke den, But do you know her?
Do you listen to Sleeping With Sirens?
Oh, and I'll do you a favor. You need a new CP OC. I'll help you.
Later, though.
I just remixed it. It's yours.