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ME
As a kid in the Caribbean
I wished fr a war
I knew that I was poor
I knew it was the only way to
rISe uP
if they tell my story
I am either gonna die on the battle field in glory or
RiSe uP
how does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower, somehow defeat a global super power how do we emerge victorious from the Quagmyers and leave the battle field waving Besy Rosses flag higher”
you could say I’m a fan;))
yessss :)
lAfFaYeTtE!
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I LOVE THISSSS