well I'll be competing with this

please do

this isn't even original, jb, come on, you can do better ;)

I know, I know

it was a half-baked attempt, but w all the love

i know, I know

mockery?

yes, absolute sarcasm

how rude

what are you gonna do about it

wouldn't you like to know

i would, thank you very much

sassy much

daddy's my middle name

*sassy idk why that autocorrected

I mean both

definitely valid :) I go by both

mhm, I know

mhm you should ;))

you don't let me forget ;)

but I'm so good you couldn't forget if you tried ;)

damń ;)

that's solid

taking my phrases straight out of my mouth

first my PSA, then one of my fave words

I know you well, babe ;)

@hayley wholeheartedly

I know you do ;) I'll do a better PSA tomorrow for sure, my one goal in life is to outdo you

two PSA's?! this keeps getting better wowza. ah, yes I'm sure. I too, share the same goal.

which may or may not spiral into 3 PSA's. and do you?!

THREE? whoa whoa whoa, what a great way to start the week!

I do!

I know, I might as well just quit college and become a 24/7 PSA maker

huh you're not doing too well in the game, bud

and all for me, how generous of you

I'm going easy, thank you

let's not forget your fragile stylist ego?

dámn straight, and you shouldn't go easy

that's strictly only when relating to hair matters, insult my French braid and that might be the end of you

I'm proud to call my man a 24/7 PSAer and why not?

I think it's carries over though, don't you? I'm not insulting, I can't even French braid

all day, all night, and why make it easy? ;)

absolutely not! oh really?😂

yep, 365. I know you like it hard ;)

mhm sure, and is that funny to you?

I do like it hard, in the least innappropriate way possible ;)

just a tad

uh huh Mr. Winky Face

I can't! 😂

my mom literally French braids my hair for me. can you actually do it, having your sisters and all?

yeah i can, my mom used to leave to work really early in the morning around the time Avery was in kindergarten and all, so by then I would braid her hair, and I did two little braids on Cammi when she went out to sports

French braids and I do a mean donut bun

well I'm jealous

but who needs braids when you can leave your hair curly, amirite?

ha

that's definitely valid

one upped me huh?

dead åss did

I'm a little hurt

just gonna choke back my salty tears

well don't expect me to give you a hug

wow

shocked I see

one might say flabbergasted

that's a college worthy word if I ever saw one

then why'd I learn it in like 3rd grade?

because you're smarter than everyone

okay no

you're making me laugh

maybe I'll be the next comic sensation of the world

you've got too much going for ya

right? soon I'll be way out of anyone's league

surpassed me a long time ago

no way, jb

yes way, hedgie

that nickname makes me want to erase my past 😂

I've never asked you, but would you prefer a different one? I find it cute, but you may not like it 😁

no it's totally cool as long as you like it

trust me, I'll like anything. It's your nickname anyway

hedgie's totally fine with me if its fine with you, I was just joking around 😂

okay..hedgie ;) 😂

fine by me, jb😂 ;)

I really dig you calling me that

oh good, I'm glad :) I was hoping you were chill with that

mhm:) it's my nickname here, but it's even better when you use it

aw :) yeah most people call me mcall😂 but I feel like that's more of a friendly nickname than one I'd like to see my girlfriend use

I like that :) aw that's sweet. I think it's cool you started calling me that before knowing.

definitely, I think it's got a ring to it

me too

when'd we even start with the nicknames?

I don't know, I'm pretty sure just spontaneously, like everything else

i like spontaneous

me too, i live for spontaneity :)

mhm :)

this is so adorable you two

aw I appreciate it, Mal

he's brain dead if he comes back to this relationship

brain dead for sure