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Espeon-On-Acid

I want this

Open in app

*immediantly follows after seeing account*

hi?

hi...

ugh...I have to go fail at eating food...I’ll be back soon

I’m back

why?

promise you won’t laugh if I tell you?

I got braces.

I look like a fxcking nerd Zoey.

*glare*

I hate you

I don’t know what that means but I have to take a shower so I’ll be back

yeah?

ZOEY I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM

okay I’m gonna have to go find new friends

okay but my problem is that we’re almost out of those pain reliever pills. and I am in pain.

you are literally the worst human being that ever lived

he’s dead.

yeah but you’re alive right now and you’re not very nice to me

what?

I don’t have a sense of humor

hi?

ZOEY GUESS WHAT

my braces stopped hurting

ye?

okay....

okay I know EXACTLY how you feel.

yeah...I think I’m asexual but I’m not really sure and I’m kinda confused too. so we can be confused together.

we should. seriously.

and bring lots of food. food is important.

lucky. all I have is stuff I can’t eat.

yup. I think I’ll probably eat it anyway.

yeah. I actually haven’t eaten a lot since it hurts. I think I’ll go find some food.

I think I might end up breaking my braces but oh well

but it does hurt a lot

ye?

...you’re grandma is strange. very strange.

yup

yeah?

nah. I fully believe that aliens want nothing to do with us.

I agree with the aliens

yep. I do

ye?

I have a strange hatred of Disney

sorry. but Disney ruined my childhood.

ye?

YES

WAIT REALLY?!

oh golly

aw...😂

rude😂

😂😂😂

okay

I wonder why

well...at least the pans are your friends. I have no friends.

yeah

yeah?

yes.