AMAZING

makes me emotional too, since I wrote countless fanfic on their bro relationship.

this is amazing.

^yES I KNOW T~T

no. sorry.

I dont even watch Hetalia but this have me the feels ;-;

^yup, yup, yup, yup, that damń America left Britain all alone and iM NOT CRYING I S2G :")

OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU CRIED OVER ME

ahahahaHA :") *gross sobbing*

awww it's okay cry all you want *hugs*

I just- You left and- ashddfhdsgv

I know you miss me

I-I didn't say that. Don't put words in my mouth. I never said I missed you......

i'M CANADA :D

YES YOU DO JUST ADMIT IT ALREADY

*backs away slowly, having nobody to rp*

f-fùck off Alfie, you're so egotistic *^*

I will not "fùck off" when you literally sob about me not being with you anymore!

I'm Canada...

;-;

//Canada.exe rages// ENGLAND, YOURE THE WORST MOM EVER. ;-; AMERICA- YOUR HEALTHCARE SUCKS BRITISH D

Why do you care? You're the one who left in the first place. Idiot.

WHY IS HIS HEALTHCARE SUCKING MY D?

HIS HEALTHCARE CAN GO SUCK FRANCE'S D

BECAUSE...ITS NOT FREE

WHAT CANADA GO AWAY

ohH SO YOU ONLY WANT ALFRED SUCKIN YOUR D O OK

WHAT I DIDNT SÙCK ANYTHING

I love making things awkward. MOM. HOW ARE BABIES MADE??

you suck every night

sHUT UP

no

CANADA UR NOT MY CHILD IM DISOWNING YOU, YOU DISGRACEFUL SHÍT

WHY DOES MY YELLING SOUND LIKE NORMAL TALKING? BUT SOFT.

MOM ;-; DONT LEAVE ME WITH FRANCE

I'LL CALL YOU 'MUM'

DO IT IGGY

HE DOESBT DESERVE YOU

NOOO

...I'm leaving you with France.

BONJOUR WHAT ZHE FXCK IS GOING ON HERE IGGY

*slaps England, but it feels like I barely hit him* TT~TT

FRANNNCEEEE MUM IS BEING MEAN

WEAKLING

FRANCE WHERE AR EYOU

ALL OF YOU SHUDDUP

Right here mon ami 030

I have the worst family ;-; I just wanT TO BE /LOVED/

But Iggy dear I thought you were mom

YOU CANT BE LOVED WHEN UR BARELY NOTICEABLE

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 oui oui you want some love there Iggy 🇫🇷

*Canada sorry

ALFRED. GO. KYS. YOU. MEANIE. POO.

NO

//hides in a corner and hugs Kuma// ;-; //cri//

Canada, gO KISS MY AŚŚ AND GET OUT OF MY FLAT.

let's play the quiet game

I FOUND ALFREDS NUDES, WHO WANTS THEM?

*takes Kuma away from you* haha cry baby

who wants twenty bucks

don't talk *^*

I WANT ALFie's NOODS

STOP DONT U DARE

i wANT THEM

YOU FÙČKING MONSTER, DONT YOU DARE HARM KUMA, HES DISABLED

^no, france, i call dibbs

WTH MAN

i wANT THEM

STOPPP

EVERYBODY LOST

//gives Brit boy the American nudes//

UGH YESS

cAN I SEE *3*

YOU LOST MURIKA BUT U GOT HIS NEWDZ

IgGY IS THIS WHATS KEEPING YOU FROM MARRYING ME *3*

OH MY GOSH IM SCREAMING

STOP IGGY

yes France

ILL CUT UR EYEBROWS OFF

YES, I GOT DA NOODZ

*pushes Alfred away* LET IGGY KEEP THEM

IGGY THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

IM SORRY GUYS IM DRUNK ON MAPLE

I WONT SHARE THEM I PINKY PROMISE

NOOO STOPP

OUR KIDS FXCKING HATE EACH OTHER 😭

ILL JUST KEEP EM FOR MY OWN... enTerTaiNmEnT

Alfred won't ever hug me ;-; he's the worst brother eveR

*rips a piece of fur off Kuma* MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SHAVE IT ALL OFF

Iggy

I found your playboy under the mattress *W*

yah?

WHAT ENTERTAINMENT YOU KINKY SHÏT

*violently pUSHES ALFRED TO THE GROUND* nO

*chOkes* WHAT WERE YOU DOING UNDER MY MATTRESS

FRANCE HELP ME

It's mine now onhonhon and I'm not telling you where I put it

ALFRED SHUT UP OR I'LL STAPLE THE NOODZ TO THE AMERICAN FLAG

I was..... ENTERTAINING MYSELF *3*

FRANCEY PANTS HELP

YOU BETTER NOT

I'm so drunk

ILL THROW THE TEA OUT

*rape face* They were delicious

mom

mommy

FRANCE WT F

OHMYGOD

now I see why Brits have such good taste

WHAT THE FÙCK YOU DIPSHÍT

mom

*slaps France*

HAHA

no

GOOD TASTE YEAH RIIUGHHTTT

cANADA WHAT THE BLOODY HEŁŁ, SPEAK UP

mOMMY TO THE RESCUE BONJOUR WHAT IS IT MY PRECIOUS MAPLE LEAF

MOMMYyyyY

what a baby

W T F D O Y O U N E E E E E E D

mommyyyyy France didn't limit the amount of syrup I drank and I think I'm drunk

america, come fúck me- I MEANT UHHH COME FIGHT ME

ooooooooh 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

daddy France ;)

and into the screenshot collection it goes

Canada, just go get sober in your little corner and rethink life

onhonhon so much for marriage eh Iggy

Y WOULD I FÙCK U FOR

ILL FIGHT U INSTEAD

I NEVER SAID THAT

ok mom //hugs// \\goes to corner and thinks of drowning in maple syrup\\

WHAT NO

UR STILL ON THAT FRANCE

dON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN *holds Canada to chest and hisses*

U KNOW YOU WANT ME

bUT DAD

I LOVE THEM ;-;

let's get you some maple syrup

how many truckloads are you in the mood for today son

AMERICA I WANT YOUR DÍCK- I MEANT, I WANT YOU TO DIE

TRUCKLOADS TF

mY SON GETS WHAT HE WANTS

69 dad

dang iggy's turned on by my presence

dad I'm gay

hELLO GAY MY NAME IS DAD

I think I'm in love with the crazy Italian

canada, for once im proud

the angry one

I'll brb son I love you

AMERICA EVERY WORD YOU JUST SAID TURNED ME O F F

HI HUMAN IM DRUNK CANADA

*pounces on Iggy and drags him away, with a rape face* Marry me mon ami

(HOI AMBOO)

*shakes Britain* NO. YOU WANT THE AMERICAN D

STOP DONT TOUCH HIM

*3* I see how it is

(AMBERRRR)

*hugs america* ;-;

WOT

AM I BEING RAPED?

human hi I'm Canada this is my brother that hates me haha

let go of me I need to SAVE IGGYS

(AMBER YOU SHOULD BE SEALAND)

I DONT WANT YOUR D, FRANCE

*kicks France in the private area*

>:3

THATS RIGHT TELL EM IGGY

(aMBER BE AUSTRALIA)

why son

*has left Iggy a long time ago*

I'm never letting go :D

(SEALS ARE LIKE MY FAV ANIMAL ÔMFG)

never letting go of what

LET ME GO CANADA DAMMÍT

family hug!??

wth this is art

*casually just drinks wine and watches everyone*

*hugs America tighter* nO :)

Family hug? cmon mom and dad

pleeeaaase

that's it im marrying Japan because Japan ish chill unlike you prats

dang ur a weakling. Russia's hugs are tighter *smirks*

*winces* Not with that donkey-haired prune -3-

NO MARRY ME

IGGY, I WILL FORCE AMERICA TO VIOLENTLY FÜÇK U IF U MARRY JAPAN

KINKU IS NOT CHILL

HE SHOWED ME STUFF

THATS RAPE

CANADA I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE LIKE THIS

(oml can I plz plz plz be Russia 0.0 he's my favorite anime character in the whole entire world)

*still hugging america* I'm not weak I'm Matthew Maple Williams

bUT I DID *3*

yes France raised me the wrong way

I GAVE CANADA "THE TALK" WHEN HE WAS 18 MONTHS OLD

I have a kink side

I WOULDNT FÜCK IGGY IN A TRILLION YEARS

WHAT THE FÙCK

MATTHEW I WANT YOU BACK

I gave him the Maple middle name *3*

NO WONDER UR SOCIALLY AWKWARD

oh really england?? ;;))))

YEAH RIGHT ALFRED UR SECRETLY DYING TO GET THAT TINY D OF URS INSIDE OF ME :(

HAHAHA

REALLY

HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS TINY ANYWAYS

incëst is wincést

🇷🇺 *creeps up behind America* I know

its big don't ask me how I know

Florida is wowee

THE NOODZ IDIOT

SHUT UP

RUSSIA GET TF AWAY FROM ME

ITS NOT BIG COMPARED TO MINE

(I live in Florida)

YEAH RIGHT

Why? ;~; I just wanted to be good friends da, and you push me away :(

russiaaaaaaa

hug meeee

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE "GREAT BRITAIN"

idk where Kuma is and I can't hug Kuma AMERICA GIMME KUMa

Ok ^J^

*gives Canada a big cuddly bear hug*

ow

UR CREEPY AND YOU ALWAYS THINK UR BETTER THAN ME

id rather hug America

I can't breathe

SORRY BUT KUMA IS DED

.

America?

I AM GREAT

*still doesn't let go* Really? why is that? *hugs tighter* Do you not enjoy my warm cuddly embrace? ;-;

YEAH RIGHT

no you're hugging me tOO TIGHT

GREAT AT BEING A BÍTCH

TIGHT LIKE MY...WALLS 👀

WT F

😎

AMERICA AT LEAST I DONT OWE CHINA TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS

let me do it a little softer *hugs softer, red splotchy human heart falls out of pocket* Oopsies~!

I want my dad

dad

help me

FRANCE GO HELP UR SON

*slips away**RUNS*

AMBY FRANCYYY

(me)

Oh, no need to worry friends~!

*hugs mom* ;-;

*points to gaping hole in chest* My heart falls out sometimes

but bunni's ivan w t frick

*SCREAMS*

EWWE

GROSS

*GIRLISH SCREAMS*

DISGUSTING

YESS AMBY

yah

go ahead

tHE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO DRAG ME TO MY BEDROOM IS *whispers* a l f i e

òwó

*STILL SCREAMING*

*FAINTS*

STOP IT ÔMFG

CANADA YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL ITS PIERCING MY EARS SHUT UP

AND U SOUND LIKE A KINKY OLD MAN

im sorry i cant stop my greatness alfie

THATS KINKU YOU NOOB

sHUT UP

I AM KINKY U IDIOT

Japan: I HEARD USUK! Oh- Gomen! *bows*

C: you have a smol d u Asianist

USUK HUH😏😏😏

J: o.o...excuse me?

hey alfie guess what? usuk my d

WHAT SPEAK ENGLISH SIR

J: FÜCK ALREADY! AND FILM IT. I NEED SOEMTHING TO FAP TO

FRANCYYY DONT LEAVE MEEE

nO FILMING

C: DADDY FRANCE NO

DUDE DONT FILM A N Y T H I N G

oi if i sold my noodz on ebay how much would they be worth???

*grabs France's arm* I don't think so hehehh *smirks*

WORTH NOTHING

DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH IGGY

HES TURNED ON

*fake sobbing*

help meeeee

I'll help you, brother ;)

WHAT, MY BODY IS WORTH MORE THAN THAT

YAYYYYY

AND WHO SAID I WAS TURNED ON?????? >^>

NO CANADA I DONT NEED UR HELP

mom Ima steal ur séx slave

U GAVE HIM THE NOÒDS FIRST OF ALL

ITS UR FAULT

;3333

OH YES THE NOOOOODZ

I took them a week ago

HOW???

I'm drunk

i love me some fresh alfie noodz straight outta the shower

you didn't notice me sneaking around.

WT F MAN UR AŚS IS DRUNK

thanks matthew

np mom

should have known

damń u Canada

ITS NOT JUST MY AŚŚ THATS DRUNK

daddy France

ily2 bro ;3

FRANCE D O N T LEAVE. MEEE.

STFÛ

iggy and I can have fun with you, brother ;)

OH YEAH? WHO ELSE IS DRUNK THEN

ō_ō

OBVIOUSLY MATTHEW IS DRUNK

much fun

oh yes son *purrs*

yes u r dad

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 W OOP W OOP IM GONNA GET DRUNK TONIGHT

evErYone wants my North America d

wine is for the week, beer is for tHE GREAT

I'm back

my fish died

north north

I'm the true north

SHUT UP

IGGY and AmmERICA ARE MY DADDIES

canada, nobody wants ur cold, frozen d

NO UR CANADA

IM NORTH

no I keep it warm

I DONT WANT ORANGE JUICE

I'm the true north

STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD DAMMÎT

Do you put a sweater on it? 0-0

yOU ARE A CHILD

no I fap time to time you don't know me

I HAD APPLE JUICE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING

TONIGHT=🍺🍺🍺

*gives America 666 gallons of vodka*

THANKS RUSSIA DUDE

UR A LIFESAVER

Nobody should be limited from vodka

;~; not even children

YOU TELL EM IVAN

I'm Canada

oh does anybody want to see the bear I just mauled with my bare hands ^J^

I DO

I BET ITS KUMA IN REAL LIFE

I want to hug Alfred

...

*drags out a bear whose flesh is ripped off in some places and looks absolutely destroyed* Dinner for tonight, da?

*grabs kuma*

only the best for your birthday ^J^ Happy birthday Amerika

*gets knife*

D-DaAAAAA hehehhhh '>_<

don't touch my bear

no, it is Russian polar bear da

ewwe it stinks like shït

very tasty

tasty af as Amerikans would say

no America's dinner is iggy's d

mmmm um ;_;

and my âss

I don't want it anymore

*cries* I'm sorry what did I do wrong this time comrades

sHut up

how about we can all be friends and get along da

free vodka for everyone da

ok

I'm in

everyone gets one shot of vodka for free

BECOME ONE

be nice and I might give you more ^J^

ok I'll be nice C:

become one with me and you get e v e r y t h i n g y o u e v e r f ü c k i n g w a n t e d e v e r *W*

SCREW MILK

I'M ALREADY BIG ENOUGH

"I'M ALREADY BIG ENOUGH" ~Wise Words of America 2K16

ō_ō

STOP IT

ITS BIG ENOUGH OK

DAMŃ U FRANCE

•••••••

OK OK IM SOWWY ;-;

OH MY GOSH REALLY

nice

AWWWW

AMERICA IS A SLÜT FOR SEALS

OH MY GOSH

🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

OH MY GOODNESS AHHHH

cool

I LOVE AQUARIUMS

IF UR EVER GONNA TAKE ME ON A DATE HINT HINT

.3.

I have nobody to love ;3;

*cough* there's always my BROTHER

ily Amber ;3;

send me to hełł please

I LOVE YOU

:3333

🇷🇺 Britain, I live there

U R HÉLL IGGY

mmk

I live in héll 0W0

ha

*casually living in Iggy*

pls no

REALLY BAD CONCERNS

I am concern

LITERALLY

IM SORRY BUDDY BUT YOU NEED HELP

Ivan Concern Braginski

ty

*gives Britain 666 gallons of vodka*

I like him :3 but I didn't really like role playing him so now I am Russia instead

he's so lovable and kind and kawaii

I WISH THERE WERE GUYS AT MY SCHOOL WHO WERE JUST LIKE HIM

idrc much fr france,,, Idrc much for any of the hetalia characters, actually, besides US and UK .-.

HES SO ROMANTIC AND DREAMY ÔMFG

YAYYY

HES JUST SO LOVABLE OMG

k bye fam

wHO WANTS TO HEAR A FUNNY STORY

WHERE R U GOING

DONT LEAVE THE FAM

no

it happened to me

to hełł, where else?!?!??! tch

ok so one day I was staying in a hotel and we went downstairs for breakfast

U BÍTCH UR SO MEAN

ty

FINE THEN BYE

so I wanted a bagel and there were trays of three types of bread and some bagels that you could supposedly put in the toaster

feelin the love

what love

So is it "not normal" for me to put a bagel in the toaster?

I like cinnamon bagels :3

does anyone care about me or my feelings? NO

I PUT BAGELS IN THE TOASTER

lets just have a fun little revolutionary war and then make up later when i need england's help :)))

I THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL

IGGY I CARE

the toaster literally caught on fire and the alarms sounded off in the entire hotel and hundreds of people were running around in their pajamas in a panicked frenzy and they shut down the breakfast area and called a technician and some firefighters came rushing in

revolutionary war, alfie. revolutionary war.

no

it's my bday

no wars

that's pish

ily Iggy ;-; I'm so sorry if I did anything that proved otherwise

;-;

Bunni-chan logging off, over and out ;-;

Igs what's wrong ;-;

everything

this day

this stupid, stupid day

every bloody year

you don't even understand, Alfie

I'm sorry

for everything I did to hurt you

i want a hug ;-;

now I feel like I shouldn't be celebrating anymore

celebrate for what? nothing

my country is total shít

what freedom

there's no liberty

i- alfred. I thought i was great, but... It turns out, your country is the new 'great'. I'm just broken, weak britain.

great? you must be joking

I'm in debt to other countries for crying out loud

alfie? ily

im sorry for being rubbish

no you don't. no one loves this sorry aśs country

... Apparently everyone. Because everyone keeps immigrating to your country and leaving me alone

and then literally making new laws to force everyone that doesn't "belong" here???!!!

Alfred shut UP. My country is weak and horrible, you said it yourself.

no it's not. it's better than I ever will be in a million years

I shouldn't have left you

I regret it every time

it's lonely

you have canada. Who do I have? nobody. I left the fùcking EU because... because I'm such a díckhead.

I should've fought harder to keep you... I'm such a weakling.

Canada is different

he's much better than me

now everyone just wants to move there

.... dammít. I want you back.

;-;

I'm sorry

im such an emotional twít. Just go watch your bloody fireworks with France, or something.

no

I don't want to

yes you do. You go every year.

not this time...

just know that I don't

ok

I'm serious

... then what're you gonna do?

hmmm

I don't know

I just want to spend time with you :>

if that's alright

that'd be... that'd be nice. I usually spend this day alone and... It gets lonely

okayyy ♪( ´▽｀) *hugs*

thanks, alfie. Meet me at my flat in a bit, and bring some movies >^>

okayyy >:333 I'm bringing captain America!!!

AND A BIG SODA AND POP CORN

Never seen that, but alright 0^0

(I have no idea what it's about hehhh)

YAYYYY

YESSS YOU CAN C:

:333

(I've seen it) ok, ok

(I'm not a fan of super heroes and stuff) YEEEE

I feel sick.

Ima go play mc. Canada owt!

:/ I'm back is everything ok now

no

oh .-.

u suk

(OMG IM AT A FOURTH OF JULY PARTY AND IM WEARING A SHIRT WITH THE BRITISH FLAG AGAIN AHHHH)

gg

cece bb ;-;

sluuuuuuurrrp

wot?

SLURP INDEED

aight

why?

grounded to his bed, is more like it

yes

'Merica

what's up .-.

me because im topping Alfred in bed

I'm Canada and slightly less drunk

no iggy

iggy share

no

yes

he's coming to my flat tonight fr some fun time😏

can I join

maybe if ur nice -3-

hai

sharing is caring :)

idc

please

I have proof that iggy is my mommy :D

:3

hi

I'm backkk

matthew what even

america :3 we want you ok bye

CECE JOSHUA IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE NO

WHY DO PPL TALK ABOUT MY CHEEKS IT MAKES ME SO AWKWARD I HATE IT

CUJ MOM WILL PROTECT YOU ò^ó

oh yeah, i read a fanfic on that

*helps* :0