my friend (who doesn't know what mästūrbãtión is) told me i speak so weirdly bc i keep on saying "salutations" instead of "hi" and i keep on sayinf "hydration is important" at the weirdest times 

im laughing so hard

whydoyoufeelsodown

my friend (who doesn't know what mästūrbãtión is) told me i speak so weirdly bc i keep on saying "salutations" instead of "hi" and i keep on sayinf "hydration is important" at the weirdest times im laughing so hard


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what is mastûrbation
^haHA