gERONIMO STILTON IS NOT CRINGEY

i used to burn things in the middle of the night

^that escalated quickly

I was a belieber before it was even remotely socially acceptable

I would use my lit Comcast account to email my squad those dank drake and josh memes even when it was way past my bedtime

I stuck my Barbie dolls hands in my guinea pigs cage just to watch my guinea pig eat off their fingers

at the time, my username was -PanicAtTheDisco- and sow money asked for my opinion on pretty odd and i was like "the song orr?" i literally only knew this is gospel and a few other songs i swear to fūcking god i hate my past self

i also used "smol beans" unironically

i said "danyul"

called d&p smol beans

i had a minion poster in my room and i went to r5 concerts and i had a musically acc

i was a middle schooler

nothing gets more cringey than being in middle school