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Y IS DA BIRB SCREMMING

smol screeming burn

*birb

BIRB STAP SCREMMING

re://OH LAWD

I CANT GET DA BIRB TO STAP SCREMMING

Indi: *stops screeming*

tHANK CHU BIRB

Indi: chirp

gSAP BIRB DID A CHIRP

Indi: *has chirped*

dOUBLE GSAP, BIRB DOES CHIRP, BIRB HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL DA BIRB, *bows before birb*

Indi: *is a birb human child* ?

aLL HAIL DA BIRB *keeps bowing before birb*

Indi: um

wUT DO YOU WANT LORD BIRB, I AM YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT

Indi: what

yOU ARE LORD BIRB, YOU ARE THE RULER AND I AM YOUR SERVANT WHO WILL PATIENTLY AWAIT ORDERS

Indi: ???

dONT QUESTION IT YOU ARE BIRB LORD

Indi: *questions it*

STAP QUESTIONING IT

Indi: ?

*sigh* yA KNOW WHAT YOU CAN QUESTION IT BUT YOJ ARE STILL THE BIRB LORD AND I AM STILL YOUR SERVANT WHO WILL AWAIT ORDERS

Indi: *questions*

*sits down and waits for something to do*

Indi: ... *wants to die*

you should want to live! because if you die, we will not have Birb lord and that would be a very bad thing, and being birb lord is a very high honor

Indi: .... *cwies in a corner*

*hugs chu* don't cry my lord! it's ok! do you want anything?

Indi: ...kill me...

gSAP NU I SHALL NEVER KILL YOU MY LORD!!! do you want some comfy blankets, or a movie, or YouTube or something?

Indi: ....idk...

WELL ILL GET THEM JUST IN CASE!!!! *looks excited* *gets super comfy blankets, movies, YouTube, and a lot of food and brings it to you*

Indi: *snuggles in blankets*

anything else my lord?

Indi: i dunno

Oki then! *sits back down*

Indi: chirp

gsap Birb lord has chirped

Indi: *has chirped*