*insert cheesy joke here* *jazz hands* eh? eh? :D

I was gonna tell a farmer joke, but they're all too corny

BILL BILL BILL BILL

I WILL SAY WHO GET'S LE HUG IN LE MORNING

BOO POO LOO POOOOOOOOOOOO! bum

WHAT WAS THAT? @abrahamlincoln

it was BOO POO LOO POOOOOOOOOOOOOO! bum

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WOMAN

idk I just wanna make you laugh but I'm not funny so

i fârted like a ninja

i made up this song yesterday day. it is true wnd I wouldn't sing it to my mom : IM SOOOOOOOOO BOOOORED BUT YOU ALREADY KNOWWWWW, WE WERE GOING TO GO SURFINGGGGGGGG, BUT MUM SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i made a new song. I NEED TO DO A POOOOOOOOOO IN THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOO FROM MY TUMMYYYYYYYYYY TO MYYYYYY BUMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *round of applause* thank you! thank you! *bows*

I'm not a potato frand.😔

my social life *bud dum tsk*

idiot-I'm watching dumb and dumber person-oh so you and your brother are looking in the mirror? idiot-I don't get it...