I can read it

I can read this

I've read this before and I thought it was really cool. so when I asked my bestie she was like why the heck r u reading this? it's just a hole bunch of letters and numbers!? and I'm like can u read it? and she's like who is that smart to read that!? I'd give 20$ to a person who can read it. and I stuck my hand out and I said pay up. and she's like why? and I looked at her with a straight face and I go. listen. and I read it to her and she's like geez. well I don't have 20$ so ur out of luck. and so I went up to her room and I saw a 20$ bill and then she gave it to me. but we r weird....😂😂

I can read it, too.