lol me

that's why you hide in their basement, their not gonna leave their own house 😌😏😉😝

GENIUS!

Omg, so true. It's very rude and annoying

Yeah like, why won't you live with me? I keep you safe from the scary world 😭

Yeah. If they stay in my basement they can have all the cookiehs and monster they want but naww. They'd rather go out in the wilderness and DIE

I don't want them to die 😭

Right? Why they no accept kindness? 😿

Cause they don't know about true loveeee

Nope. 😢

No, not at all

That was veryyyy normal

Ha! Ur the funniest girl on Earth!

Awww thank you! 🌚🌚🌚🌚💙🌝🌝🌝🌝

Hmmm... That's good advice, thanks!

Urgh

Why does it always happen?

Vic's Burritoface has escaped four times now -.-'

Geez Vic, why you no stay with Emi? Emi kewl 👍🏻

Awwwz ☺️

BUT SRSLY VIC WTH LAHK WHAI YOU NO STAE?!?!

YA VIC, JUST STAI. IF VIC NO STAI RHIANNON AND EMI EAT VIC BURRITOFACE

YAH--IF YA MESS WITH RHIANNON AND EMI, YOU MESS WITH THE IRISHLANDER THUGPROTHER FALLEN ANGELS FROM THE BLACK PARADE WHO ESCAPED THE WHITE PHAN RIVER TO WRITE A KOHNNIE FANFIC

Which is pretty much Rhiannon and Emi but Ahhh

*shhh dang autocorrect

Mmm yeah. 😂

Such a long squad name for two people

Also you can call me Emi or Emily, I don't mind

Emi, Emily..... I can alternate between the two I guess 😝

Yeah we didn't take that into account tbh

Not really. Oh well!

XD What does it matter? We rule.

Yearh! We are the most fabulous IRISHLANDER THUGPROTHER FALLEN ANGELS FROM THE BLACK PARADE WHO ESCAPED THE WHITE PHAN RIVER TO WRITE A KOHNNIE FANFIC

((Also the only ones but we don't needa talk about that))

(Yeah uh that's irrelevant)

We rule the IRISHLANDER THUGPROTHER FALLEN ANGELS FROM THE BLACK PARADE WHO ESCAPED THE WHITE PHAN RIVER TO WRITE A KOHNNIE FANFIC

(Much irelevant pop)

WE WIL FUREVER RULE AL DA IRISHLANDER THUGPROTHER FALLEN ANGELS FROM THE BLACK PARADE WHO ESCAPED THE WHITE PHAN RIVER TO WRITE KOHNNIE FANFIC

ALWAYS

WE RULE THEM AL

FOREVER N EVER N EVER

UNTIL THE END

SEMPITERNALY

WIL WE EVER SE THE END

OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN

Rulerrrrzzzz

Quenz of za THUGPROTHER FALEN ANGELS bla bla I can't be bothered XP

WHO HAS THE TIME

I have when that happens

SOOO LONGGG

And ikr! It's SOOOOO annoyingggggGG

WHAI DID WE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA

WHAT? THE REALLY LONG SQUAD NAME? CAUSE I THINK IT'S MARVELOUS

***REALY

YES IT REALY IS BOTIFULZ

TRULY BOTIFUYLZZZZ

TRUE MASTERPIECE

MUCH WONDERFULZ IDEA

GENIUS

VERY BRAIN CELS

Nuh yah said it wrong--BRIAN celz

***BRIAN CELZ. Soza

OKE AS LONG AS YUH SPEK KOHNNIE

YUS. NOT SPEK KOHNNIE IS A MORTAL SIN

DY AL NON KOHNNIE SPEAKERS!!!!

MAY LORD DEG DEG BURN THEM AL

KIL THEEEEEMMMMMMM

EVERYONE DIEEEEEEE

EXCEPT ME N YOU N KOHNNIE

KOHNNIE WILL LIVE FOREVER

KOHNIE WIL LIVE HAPILY EVER AFTER AND IT WIL NEVER END

ETERNALLY

THIS. IS. SEMPITERNALLLL

NEVER ENDINGGGHHH

FUREVUR N EVUR N EVUR

UNTIL THE END UV IT ALLLLZ

UNTIL THE LOOMINAYTI TAKE OVER THE EARTH AND KIL EVERYNE

STOP. KILLING. KOHNNIE!!!

AM NOT. IT WIL NEVER HAPEN ANYWAY CAUSE WHEN KOHNIE BECOME PRESIDENT, THEY WIL BURN LOOMINAYTI PEPLE

Logic ^^

Much BRIAN CELZ

VARY SENZSE

SUCH LOGICALZ

I AM SMURT I PRAHMISE

ANO ANO. U MUCH SMURTZ

I HAVZ IQ STUFF

YU HAVZ SUCH HI IQ

RHIANON BET EMI IQ AT LEAST 1002

AND RHIANONS IZ 1002.000300000865

AND EMI IZ 1748562820173759.174956251849726.17479.21

YEH I AM I TUK A TEZT

WOW DAT GRET. RHIANNON PROWD OF YEW

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

👏🏻👏🏻

RHIANNON FOLOW YUR DREMS OKAY? 😁😁😁

RHIANNON SHAL DO DAT

RHIANNON SHALL KIL TRUMP AND BE PRESIDENT AND MAK EVRNE SHIP #KOHNNIE AND #PIZZER

CAN I COM TU??? :D

SHUREEEEE! OF COURSE ZE AMAZEBALLES EMI CAN COM TUUUUU :DDDD

((^Rhiannon havz many mouths as Emi can probly see :DDDD))

YAYZ FUREVER US AND BEYING THE GRATIST PREZIDINTZ EVER :DDDDD

(That's cool--you must be able to drink so much Monster at once :O)

EMI N RHIANNON FUREVER BE ZE GRATIST PREZIDENTZ TO PREZITENT IN ZE WORLDZ OF ZE PREDIDENTZ :DDDDDDDDD

(Rhiannon drink sooooooo much monster :DDDDDDDD)

YAZ AND WE WIL HAV TWO OTHER PREZITENTZ TU

WHO? KOHNIEH?

YAP

YAYAYAYAY

KOHNIE BE GRAT PREZIDENTZ

THE BEST WUNZ

THE FOUR OV US REALY KNOW HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY LAIK SO WEL WE ARE BEST

WE RELY AREEEE

WE WILL RAIGN!!!

WE WIL RULE ZA WORLD AND MAK LYF LES SUKZ!!!!!!!!!

YAS AND ALSO THEY PUT MONSTUR IN TAPZ OKAYZ???

MONZTUR IN TAPZ.....

..........

ZAT IS ZE BEST THING IV HERD AL DAI!!!!

GENIUS EMI

THANK YU

YUR VERI WELCOME

LLAMA HATZ FOR YEWWW

LAIK WHO NEDS TH WATER SHUT?

*THROWS LLAMA HATZ AT EMILY FAYCE*

THANK YU

I FEL SO BLESED

YEW ARE BLESED BY (Bryan the emo) GOD

YAY I LUV MAI LLAMA HAT *Throws it on the top of my treasured pile of llama hats for my achievements*

EVERYNE LUV LAMA HATZZZZZ

YAY

*Falls on the pile*

JOIN MEH

ON THIS WUNDERFUL PILE OF LLAMA HATZ

*Jumps into llama hatz pile*

LUVLEH LLAMASSSS

MUCH LLAMA FWEND

YAY LLAMA BUDDIEZ

Here's a llama, there's a llama and another little llama. Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama DUCK

LLAMA LLAMA CHEESECAKE LLAMA TABLET BRICK POTATO LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA MUSHROOM LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA DUCK

I WAS ONCE A TREEHOUSE, I LIVED IN A CAKE BUT I NEVER SAW THE WAY THE ORANGE SLAYED THE RAKE

I WAS ONLY THREE YEARS DEAD BUT IT TOLD A TALE AND NOW LISTEN LITTLE CHILD TO THE SAFETY RAIL

DID YOU EVER SEE A LLAMA KISS A LLAMA ON A LLAMA? LLAMA'S LLAMA TASTES OF LLAMA, LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!

HALF A LLAMA TWICE A LLAMA NOT A LLAMA FARMER LLAMA LLAMA IN A CAR ALARM A LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!!

IS THAT HOW IT'S TOLD NOW, IS IT OH SO OLD? IS IT MADE OF LEMON JUICE, DOORKNOB, ANKLE, COLD?

NOW MY SONG IS GETTING THIN I'VE RUN OUT OF LUCK TIME FOR ME TO RETIRE NOW AND BECOME A DUCK

AND BECOME A DUCK

AND BECOME A DUCK

AND BECOME A DUCK

AND BECOME A DUCK

AND BECOME A DUCK

:PPPP

XDDDD

LLAAAAAMAAAA

LLLLLLAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAZZZZZZ

LLAMA HATZ

ZE LLAMA HATZ FOR EVERYNE

STIL LIEING IN MY PAILE

ZE WONDERFULZ PAILE OF LLAMAZ HATZ IS ZE HEAVEN

LLAMA HATZ ANGLEZ

ZE GLORIUS LAMA HATZ OF ZE WURLD

BOW TO ZE LLAMAZ HATZ

AL HAIL ZE LAMA HATZ OF THE GENERATIN

MAY YUH LIV FURVER

AMEN

ETIRNIL LLAMA HATZ

FUREVER N EVER N EVER LAMA HAT

Oml I'm seriously gonna go to a church and say llama hat at the end of a prayer

In the name of the father and the son and the holy cow, LLAMA HATZZZZ

I AM SO GOING TO DO THAT OML

In the name of the Kohnnie, and the Phan, and the Holy Cow...Llama hats.

Omg yess! Do it! XD

All the old people are gonna glare at me. Holy cow. This is gonna be so dang funny XD

Omg yeah. Dem old people be like "Dayummm you need Jesus"

And I be like Dayummm you need KOHNNIE

DAYUMMM YOU NEED THE HOLY COW

Dayummm you be needing a llama hat

Dayummmm gurl you need more freaking llama in yo lyffff

Which sukkkkz

Lyf furever is SUKKKKZ

LYF IZ BADDD

LYF IS NEVUR WURTH LIVINGGGGG

MAI LYF MUST ENDDD. I'M SAHRY RHIANNON. I CANT DO IT

EMI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HELP ME OKAI PLS HELP ME

I HELP YEWWWWWW

*Throws monster at ze dying Emily fayce*

DRINKKKKK. MONSTER SOLVES EVERTHINNNNN

Oh

Lyf is a tiny bit les sukz now

GUDDDDDDDD 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Yep monster is bootifulz

Monster is ze onleh gud thang in lyf....

Exept Kohnnie.

N Phan

Yeh. Them. Everthing els sukz

Everything is sukzzzZZzZ

Soooo sukz.

Very much sukz

Not wurthit.

Never wurth. Jus di

Just dy...liek this...*Knocks self out*

EMIII STAHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

*Rhiannon sits in corner n cri*

*Rhiannon hug Emi poster*

*Rhiannon worship Emi shrine+

Whaiiii???? 😭😭😭

*Continyuz to be knocked out*

*Dies*

*Diez with yu*

Yayyyy death! ^_^

Do we go to gayland now? :O

I gUeSs!?!? \_O・O_/

YAYA

GAYNESSSS

YAYYY AL ZA GAYYYYY

RAINBOWZZZZZ

RED AND YELLOW AND PINK AND GREEEEENNN PURPLE AND ORANGE AND BLUEEEEEE

AND KOHNNIEEEE

KOHNNIE EVERYWHEREEEEE

KOHNNIE IN YUR HART

KOHNNIE IN YUR SOUL

KOHNNIE IN YUR FANFICS

KOHNNIE EAT YUR HAMSTUR

Wait....

RHIANNON WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

*Cries in a corner*

I'm sorry I'll just leave it's for the better okay just hang in there Emi liv yur lyf drink monster and sowwy for everythin I put you through okay farewell

*Dies*

NOOOOOOOOOO

RHIANNON

WHYYYYYYY Y-Y

*Can't reply cause is dead*

DANGIT

*Pours Monster on you*

*Rises from dead* MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRREFGIDFVGIUFEGRIGUGBRSIHUFSVRGIU

.....What even happened?

I don't know. Anyway, let's drink Monster together ^-^

Yayyyy monster! ^-^

*Sips monster* I had a weird dream....

Tell me O.o *Starts drinking it*

I dunno.... I think I died and there was God and angels and Satan and Satan was liek "SHE MINEEEE" then God was like "NO IT'S MY CHILDDDD" then they kept fighting over me and all of a sudden monster just poured down on me and then I woke up.... *Sips monster* Weird.....

Hmmmm

Weird

I'd just be lahk betch I belong to the IRISHLANDER THUGPROTHER FALLEN ANGELS FROM THE BLACK PARADE WHO ESCAPED THE WHITE PHAN RIVER TO WRITE A KOHNNIE FANFIC

Yah. I GO WITH THEM TO GAYLANDDDDD

Yah WE LIV IN GAYLAND DUHHHHHHH

DUHHHH SUH EBVIES

Lel I KNOW it's duhbvies

Duhbvies! Yas! So duhbies! Al ze dubvies!

Duhbvies till the end

Duhbvies. Is. SEMPITERNALLLL

Nevr enddz

Nup

Naht stapz

Nerver stahp. EVER

NOPENOPE NEVER

NAHT IN YUR DREAMSSS

NAHT IN YUR WAAAAKE

NAHT IN YUR WAKE WEN YU IN YUR COFFIN AN PPL WISPER IN YUR EAR "GAYLAND IS STAHP" COS YEW CAN'T HEAR COS YU DED SO IT NOT REAL, GAYLAND IS NEVER STAHP

...That's...not what we're talking about.

😂

Yeah I know. I'm just punny ^_^

Okay XD

no. no we weren't.

🙃🔫