Everyone's posting selfies and looking hèlla fine and I'm over here looking like a potato

AirborneBurrito

Everyone's posting selfies and looking hèlla fine and I'm over here looking like a potato

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POTATOES ARE HELLA FINE!!!!!
at least you aren't a shriveled potato, AKA Ted Cruz
a well baked potato
'cept for me cuz im in that potato category too
whoever calls themselves a potato is actually a HOT POTATO ((except me because I was the original potato before y'all))
I'm not a potato, I'm a cactus, because no one wants to get near my face.
you're a cactus because your protective outside hides the softness of your inside and they're both beautiful
don't worry fam I look ugly in my selfies too
I look like rotten potato that just got ate by a turtle.
maybe potato can be our always
'a potato flew around my room before you came'
a KAWAII POTATO
Well you are a very beautiful potato
but where is the proof
YOU ARE A HOT POTATO AND A SWEET POTATO OKAY
I'm sorry what
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