IN YOUR ÀSS

very noice. would look at again.

I like the calm manner you said that. 'oh would you look at that, it appears I have a cat lodged in my anûs'

not how it initially got there...?

AHHH THANK YOU

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or do you already know?

CHEEKY DEVÎL

THIS IS V HELLA RAD

woah we said the same thing m8. FRIENDSHIP ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

heh heh you and your bf aren't into some kinky shîz heh heh 👀

WE ATE MUSHROOMS TO GET BIGGER

HE WAS IN THE LAST ONE 'days of future past' TOO YOU DWEEB

was he stroking a cat at the same time?

tbh it's probably the 9 year olds on here that twèrk anyways

I hate mushrooms too fren

AND THE SECRET HAS BEEN OUT FOR A YEAR CATCH UP YOU IMBECILE

I'm British we don't have such dèvil work as 'guacamole' over here (like srsly idk what it is..)

you literally just agreed to the fact that he was simultaneously stroking a cat.. oh my

BUT HAVE YOU BEEN ROLLING IN THEM, ROLLING IN THE DEEP (suburbs) *adelle*

I DONT LIKE A DA SPICE

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*icon* am I cool yet?

thanks !! ❤️

btw I love this 😍⭐️

I love this wt f

omg I love your account so freaking much😻😻😍❤️

this looks amazing 🍃 and i think it goes p well with your theme 🔥

Marvelous!👍

I'm bullying who now?

what an original icon I see. bootiful

OOOH OOH WAIT

heh heh oooooh yeahhhh

and I stalked your account all the way to your first post so I win

and what do you tink my secret account is called?

if we were placed together it looks like we're popping up saying 'hello!' at each other tho and that humours me

GOOD FOR YOU YOU ARE SO SMERT

tanks now I don't have to use vital energy swiping

PROVE IT

I am e x t r e m e l y offended

though my hands are weirdly bony and big so I would be a good strangler

and OMF MYEAR PHONES ONLY WORK IN ON EAR AND THE OTHER ONE ONLY WORKS IF I HOLD THE CABLE IN A SPECIFIC PSOTION EHY DOES THE WORKD HATE ME OML

take a moment to appreciate my spellings please. do it. just. do.

it

the angle for a straight line? really? we get taught is al y=mx + c

WHÁLE I would disagree. I personally see my personality as a ball of candy floss dipped in sparkles so

yes, of course, because in my house there are plenty of bystanders just walking in and out of myself looking at my stupidity. I am ashamed

*house (I don't know where myself came from..)

wat they're the same thing shut up

a rey of sunshine.. heh heh sTER WERS

that's what happens when you live on a bench I guess..

DWEEB

awwww significant other? that's cyute

my bench is called Tim

and thiNK OF A FRUIT AND SAY THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF (This is to test our friendship)

you could say your chum or you boyf or your relationship-friend or that guy y'know *whistle* (I can't whistle)

wat I don't know this mEXICAN DISH STOP YELLING IT AT ME

what about buckminsterfullerene? (it's a nanoscience thang)

sos we aren't friends anymore

buyyyyyyy *troye goodbye*

I did it with my friends irl and we all said banana sooooo you can't join our posy

your birth was a mistake of nature

you had that coming

and yes you fAILED

how do you know they don't? huh? hUH? HUH?

YOU ARE NOT A BIRD BIRDS ARE WEIRD AND DONT HAVE THUMBS AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE THUMBS UNLESS YOY TYPE WITH YOUR NOSE OMG YOU ARE SO STUPID HAHAHAHA

and yes you know. know how to be an idiot ohhhhhhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥

I don't like hazza pooter

YOU MUST ME FLEXIBLE WÖWIE TOWIE ZOWIE MOWIE no

I don't like reading and I cba to watch the films so

I have before but agesss ago

so where is your fourth toe then?

oh god...

exactly *x files music*

^that means illuminati if you do not know what that is which you most likely do not because you suck

let's not discuss that..

yes this friendship is j.k Rowling into a river

heh

noice

no because it sounds like rolling like its rolling into a river get it??

don't question my puns ever again okay

*exteme stance*

*extreme

*n0nsense

and my teacher said that in my English piece my stance was too extreme which is where that came from

💃<extreme

there was a poem about a child who had some sort of disability and about their parent and I took it to be a really sinister and scary poem but apparently it was happy? I still got alright marks for my analysis but I was the only one out of like 60 people (two classes) to have that opinion so yeh

bîtch I liked AND commented AND remixed. fight me. f i g h t m e. f i g h t m e.

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