Someone bumped into my chair and I offered them tea πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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Someone bumped into my chair and I offered them tea πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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someone bumped into my chair but it was actually I giant spider
^^^austrailia
someone bumped into my chair and I offered them a doughnut and we talked over bacon -Canada
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wasn't that in Tim Horton's? πŸ˜‚
no one bumped into my chair, because I don't go out of my room
^anyone, anywhere
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someone bumped into my chair and I got up and said," You wanna go son? Cone at me bro!". -California
....this only means one thing....
I SHOULD MOVE TO CANADA
somebody bumped into my chair and I locked them out of the house to go live in the snow- all the love from Mimnesota
Minnesota frick I hate me
someone bumped into my chair so I bumped into theirs and left-hugs and kisses from New York
someone bumped into my chair, so I left a bunch of snow and street talk on theirs. love from Chicago.
I bumped into a chair and said sorry.... no one was sitting in it...
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someone bumped into my chair so I mumbled Spanish curses and gave them the evil eye-me
I bumped into someone and then punched them -me and my fellow Aries
someone bumped into my chair so I left a bunch of Warriors merch all over it and screamed in their face "WE BROKE A RECORD" -- love from Oakland
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Lol I'm not from Canada but I act like a Canadian
someone bumped into my chair so I grabbed my hurley and told them the feck off (feck: a politer way of saying the f word in Ireland)
oh so amazing
I laughed too hard at this
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