F you “Fernando”

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F you “Fernando”


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dont mess with that dude chill out
sry
bit shut up roast battle u rn then pick ur teammate
come on I got my teammate
that’s what I thought but
dont do it Fernando
yes I am
Fernando go to roxys last post
I’ll roast battle u
but one thing if I win u believe me
okay got ur teammate bit
no who should I pick
stop saying bit
get ur partner
-_- yall so ....
childish
y’all ready
no Tom
IM NOT CHILDISH HE IS!
I’m your partner right
YALL ARE BOTH CHILDISH
who the helll are you?
jake if Fernando leaves and quits being my friend will you be my friend
😧 am not
my best friend
someone you shoudnt you helll in the same sentence with
YES JAILYN
okay ready j”jake”
ready Jake
yeah bro
JAILYNS MY PARTNER
okay fernando you start
thx JAKE but hopefully Fernando stays my friend and I have you
nah let the bits go first
yayyy
DO U PPL NOT UNDERSTAND JAILYN IS MY PARTNER
😑 You all!
you reminded me to take out the trash
they h8 me so probably not
go on Jailyn do one
they are not answering cuz they baby
yeee y’all baby’s lol
and the need there mommy’s
lol yeah
lol
no let me take you and jake our since y’all are the trash 🗑
do one Jailyn it’s your turn
or is it mine?
Fernando watch out the garbage truck is coming
oh sry I was just trying to imagine you with a personality
yeah it coming for u bit
Iwait roast battle person who’s team are you on?
yeah he ugly annoying
who?
he on my team
oh are you talking to me I thought you were talking to ur stupid partner
lol
hehe
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
I would like you more if it wasn’t for that hole on your face that makes noise
99.9 percent of ur “ Beauty” was wiped away with Lorax wipes wait u don’t got no beauty
ohh get em tom
hey what’s that smell eww Fernando when was the last time you wiped ur a**
if you were on fire and I had water I would drink the water
Everyone brings happiness to a room. I do when I enter, you do when you leave.
good one I gtg soon
what wrong with ur teeth I smell them when was the last time brushed ur teeth
I’d give you a nasty look but you already got one
I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idio
what time is it oh Fernando it’s your bed time
that’s why u fake bit
I don’t go to sleep baby
I’m not that’s you
I’m not saying I h8 you but if you got hit by a bus I would be driving it
you should unless ur already dead
lol
wait who is the judge
dog he’s a pencil go home and don’t come back until somethingf it take the mic 🎤 back home with you
I’m jealous of people who don’t know you.
me
got a min to write
ppl clap when they see you they clap there hands over there eyes
Fernando your roasts are terrible did you get them from amazon
lol
f youand ur mom wait u don’t got one that’s why u at a orphanage
you should use a glue stick instead of chapstick. maybe it will give you a better voice
maybe go on eBay maybe they have a longer relationship for you
I hope you don’t look in the Moreno it might shader
hey maybe if u keep rolling your eyes you’ll find your brain oh wait that’s right you don’t have one
lol
well if u don’t know me u brain is as small as Pluto
who’s the judge
at least I don’t date 20 girls a day
me!!
Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?
NO livvy should be
your brain is as small as a pebble
I don’t f u alert I don’t crush on 100 boys a day
a least
shut up man
wait so fernandos brain is rock hard
Tom maybe you should get a new hand when you wrote them love notes to me I couldn’t even read them
yeah and so is yours
you shut up f ur mom rn maybe you get smater cause apparently nothing else is working
your brain Tom is as small as a speck of dirt
oh Jailyn atleast Austin kissed you if I was him I wouldn’t
Fernando you basically just took my roast at least I don’t do that like a real friend
go f urs
it might make you SMARTER
yeah but a lest he know something unlike trash 🗑 that’s u guys
I’d smack you, but that would be animal abuse.
Tom the only reason I dated you was because you were unpopular and I felt bad for you who would like you??
yeah that’s right u ain’t my real friend
Tom you took gracies roast maybe it’s because your terrible at roasting
every time I hear you talk my brain cells are telling me to commit suicid
f y’all
yeah u should cause u ugly
I thought I was until you started being a bit**
you should cuz u stupid
u were never I’m a lair and I’ll never change bit
you would jump off a bridge cuz your so stupid
ur the ugliest Fernando ur the one that looks like horses sh**
My middle finger sticks up every time I see you
when is it gonna end I got to leave in 10 minutes
you were the reason the middle finger was created
I least I got more followers than you with all my accounts conbimed
go get that livvy person for judge
guys can we end this soon I got to go check on roxy
go get the judge person u were talking abt
nah f you and ur fake parntner
f you man
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
if I have to hear you talk again imma puke
aww are you not commenting cuz ur scared
fuxxx go f ur partner
u
I’m checking on my official BFF bc u don’t got one
guys I gtg I think I just broke my ankle
I’m checking on my gf cuz ur too stupid and mean to have one
YOUR NOT DATING GRACIE
so she likes me
YOUR NOT THE JUDGE
but ur fake
YOUR NOT THE JUDGE
OKAY NOW ITS ON JAKE LETS GO ME AND YOU ONLY
who’s the judge
guys new post
f it ima get coal for Xmas bc of ur roast
Jailyn can you be judge
FERNANDOS JUDGE
NO
AND FERNANDO ITS WHOS ROAST WAS THE BEST
HES GONNA CHOOSE YOU ANYWAY
our he kept on saying f you
THEN IM NOT DOING IT
SO SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD BE JUDGE
YOUR SCARED THATS WHY YOUR NOT DOING IT
Bit u r so freaking dumb aka stupid and fake
ok I just read through these and I will be the judge
u a dumb a## and no i am not fake u r dork
who me?